|The inside scoop on Jelly W-argh! *choke*
||Issue: 211 | 7th day of Collecting, Y7
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In Search of Amira
I, dear reader, had braved the sizzling heats of Sahkmet that day, with a certain goal in mind: to interview the illustrious, and much courted, Princess Amira of the Lost Desert. Such an elusive character was not about to escape my persistent questioning, for I am much too dedicated to my readers (non-existent ones so far, but the thought is rather nice)...
|Faerie Cloud Racers: How it all Began|
"That is preposterous! That is the - the most
unintelligent thing I have heard throughout my many years! Me - living in Meridell!
That will never happen! It is more foolish than even the thought of an asparagus
Chia! My fellow faeries, what kind of nonsense is this?"
|Mayhem for Millions! a Minion’s Memoir|
Minions are not only
evil, but they understand evil in a way that only an evil minion can. For instance,
chocolate and asparagus ach y fi? If you understand that you must be an evil minion...
|Judge Me Not by My Avatar!|
I’ll admit that an Illusen avie does not give the impression of a super faithful
evil follower of Sloth, but, as I’m trying to say, we shouldn’t be using avatars
to judge people!
|The Tombola Exposed|
The Tombola Man. Who is he? Where did he come from? How on Neopia
does he manage to run the Tombola and where does he get all the prizes from?
|Ummagine: Part Two|
The Kyrii knew he could be kicked out at any
moment, so he hurried to take a look around the room. The floor and the walls
were strewn with Ummagines, all shining beautifully purple. Even the ceiling
was adorned with some of those fruits...
|A Royal Quest: Part One|
sky was blue and cloudless, the air was hot and humid, and Fighter was no more
than three days old. His owner had abandoned him...