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Soup Bowl

I know you want to try some!

by plaquenil
Good, Bad, and Horribly Wrong

The whole of Neopia will tremble at my hooves.

by windmil
Maximus Insanitus

Why is there water in the "desert-ed" palace?!

by hehe041578
Splodge - Beauty in the Ear of the Beholder...

Sooo cute!

by scribble
Fond Memories: One "Lucky" Wheel

Not QUITE the prize I was after... x_x

by prettyprincesslady54
Portable Kilns are NOT Toys!!

Uneducated pets should not wield this powerful weapon!

by bobo36000

The worst dream ever...

by placid_nightmare
Baby food

Are you sure it's fit for babies?

by tehhotbird
Temple of 1000 pets


by icefoxer
Maths Nightmare - Upgraded

I think I'm going to need a bigger calculator...

by archangellight
Sound Effects

Not all weapons are recommended for everyone...

by white_draigon

*sneak sneak*

Also by naasyu

by seel24

All Ears

Place dubloons here.

by tdyans

I'll see if I can fix it fer ya!

by 5tnt
Gone Fishing

All the joys of underwater fishing.

by kuro_eagle
Scholarly Thoughts

Who knew that knowledge could be so funny!

by philandrew
Mootix Madness - We Have A Winner! Pt. 1


by leoness
Stardeath & Stardeath #1: "Temple of the 1,000 Tombs"

Why can't you ever listen to me...

by stardeath2600
When Coconuts Go Bad...

Fun at the beach!

by buddy__blankies
Neopian Circumstances

When Boochi attacks...

Also written by cateeroo

by nefily

Don't Even Ask - Meepit vs Feepit

So... we meet again.

by sarahreye
Cracked Up - Island Chef

I need a new nose pin.

by cnegri33
The Swamp Ghoul

You were saying?

by zelda2222
It All Boils Down to...

We just can't help it...

by clep_web
And the Meepits Outgrabe

Blah blah blah blah...

by kittylin
I Can't Hear Myself Think!

I need to find the volume control to my mind!

Art by tiger_tabby

by patjade

Reality Check

Don't judge a person by their looks.

by xx_freaky_xx
Being Evil Isn't Easy

Being evil JUST isn't easy anymore *sighs*

by chibi_zoo

"Meerca Chase"

by iluvdrawing
Trainer's Job

Catch the ball!

by darkadoom
Tiger Farm

Why it's not good to farm Petpets!

by goldchocobo21
Twin brothers

Hey, you know Punchbag Bob?

by ssjelitegirl
Qnde & Szoo: Speak Tyrannian!

Tyrannian is not an easy language...

by shubi5

The downfalls of having clouds as flooring...

by disturbeded_banana
Bad Carma

Some battledome challenges just shouldn't happen this way...

by armadi
Squirrilia's Pages: Petpet Delights

Dear Diary...

by accasperberry3
A Spooky Halloween, part 1

The Pant Devil attacks!

by ghostkomorichu
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In Search of Amira

I, dear reader, had braved the sizzling heats of Sahkmet that day, with a certain goal in mind: to interview the illustrious, and much courted, Princess Amira of the Lost Desert. Such an elusive character was not about to escape my persistent questioning, for I am much too dedicated to my readers (non-existent ones so far, but the thought is rather nice)...

Other Stories


Tina's Dream
Everyone but Tina suddenly burst into giggles then, as if the human was just some big joke. One of the babies, a Uni, turned to Mar and managed to squeal, "You were right! Your owner's real funny!"

by kelly947


A Part of the Family
'Guy, we've been over this. I've been waiting for a new pet to become available since we moved to Mystery Island. Now, I want you to treat your new brother or sister with as much respect as you show everyone else,' Crazy said...

by guy_sebastian_crazy


Parting is Grief: a Neopian Packrat's Guide
Why not sell most of your stuff? Now, I understand that there are some things that are good to keep hold of, maybe like gifts, expensive things and items that hold sentimental value, but everything else is just junk.

by playmobil_is_my_life


Guide to Competitive Pricing and a Profitable Shop
It sounds like a simple thing to put things in your shop, price them and wait for the money to come into your till. But there are just a few smart things you can do to make sure you get the most out of your stocked items...

by fruitychiagirl


Who Needs a Royal Paint Brush? III: Part Four
"She's coming, she got us some soup for the Soup Faerie," said Kaunna. "Though it may not be very warm when she gets here, Syl, so don't count on it --"

by 3dcourtney12044


Midnight over Meridell: Part Three
We crept along the roof of the castle, looking fervently for any way of getting in. Unfortunately, the only way we could think of was the drawbridge, but as it was still midnight, it was not going to be lowered...

by ratling_guardian

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