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Headlines "Looking For a Living" by pyrosquirrelx "No, no, no, this is definitely not the place for me." So muttered Dan as he quickly walked away from the Uni Clothing Store with one last horrified look at the lines of grumpy shoppers and hassled employees. Wait a moment, what had possessed him to consider a job at a fashionable clothing store, anyway?
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