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The Diva

The few Neopians seated in the school auditorium clapped half-heartedly for the striped Cybunny's performance. Mekaella beamed...

by playmobil_is_my_life
A Very Lucky Wocky

But she had to stay indoors and practise for her Battledome fight tomorrow. There were five books she hadn't read yet, either...

by yoyote
I Don't Play Cheat

I don't play Cheat any more. I used to all the time. It's, in my opinion, the best game ever to grace Neopia. But I stopped a long time ago. There's actually a bit of a story to that...

by neesboy
Godori: A Game of Strategy

I nodded to him. "Sounds like fun. Can we play?"

by notgonnatakeit
Lettuce Sandwiches

'Dear Frederick, come to my party on Saturday and bring a present or else! Come at 9:00 and go away at 4:00. If you don't come, then Laura will kill you. Mr Globbybut will be coming to do magic and then we will eat. Love, Alison.'

by cutie963963
Good Queen Iffizzstari

From her hidden cave, the Darkest Faerie looked upon the world with her scrying crystal... and when the Buzz caught her eye, she studied them with both avarice and disgust. These... creatures... are much too bright and happy, she thought...

by kikiscamps_mom
The Golden Earring

She pulled open the mirror and swept her short hair back, and realised something was wrong...

by emsidoodles
Looking For a Living

The untold tale of the Scratchcard Kiosk Wocky...

by pyrosquirrelx
Of Mops and Magic Dust

And so the day went, drying floods from the would-be water faeries, putting back together the library after an out of control wind spell, and cleaning up the mud tracked in from the earth field trip. Clean, polish, tidy scrub, fix...

by damson_rhee
Ten Ways to Annoy Your Sibling(s)

Jake was bored. I mean, he was really bored...

by alexrae963
 
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Flying: Woo or Woe?



At least once or twice in our lives we have dreamt about flying. And why not? The breathtaking feeling of soaring over layers of fluffy white clouds is bound to capture some of our imaginations. But it's not all as admirable as it may look! In this article, I will give you a complete rundown on the woos and woes of being a winged neopet...



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The Truth Behind the Smile
Exposing the truth about the dastardly Dr Death, one sobbing neopet at a time.

by party_hobbit

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The Creation of the Meepit Lamp
So the leader of the Meepits decided, "We shall create something that the travelers have never seen or heard of before. We shall create a Meepit Lamp..."

by skeetskeetskeeter

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Afternoon Tea: Part Two
Darren sipped patiently at his eighth cup of tea. "Well, at least you've talked it out," he replied. "It's good to get your emotions out in the open..."

by reggieman721

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Another Hero's Journey: Part Four
And speaking of which... where was Reuben? Melissa called out his name, waiting for him to come out from any corner of the house. But there was nothing...

by precious_katuch14

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NeoNurse
FIVE burn patients in one day?

by gryffinrose

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Feeding Time!
Want some more Glowing Jelly?

by nomitts



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