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Insurance

Why don't we have full neohome insurance?

by apu_n
Feeding Time!

Want some more Glowing Jelly?

by nomitts
Done Deal! - Tomato Tantrum

SPLAT!

by pantheray
Random

o_O Randomness...

by kiwi_sunlight
SugarFull

...Leg?

by dya_katt108
The Darkest Side, Winter edition

Snow, frost, and metal...

by lovanim
Neko's

The trouble with having a sketch pet...

Written by machupichu25309

by akakoneko

Just Sit

So why doesn't this ever happen...?

by katopia12
Journeys of Meridell

Flashback time!

by prismfire
Faellie Follies: Feeling Fruity

Guys, it is THREE A.M.

by ewanspaz
Thoughts from the OLDPD: Kads in Space

Oh the horror... wait...

Also by z0mg

by extemporal

Royal Disaster

Royal pets don't row.

by nokikissa
Janitor Days

*I wish he'd stop daydreaming on the job*

by explorer_253
Operation Zafara - In a Nutshell

And so ends Operation Zafara; hope you enjoyed it!

by x_marks_the_spot
NeoNurse

FIVE burn patients in one day?

by gryffinrose
Sloth + Evil = Hijinks

Sloth? Evil? Noooo...

by fuzzy_green_glue
Stats Matter Not

The smaller they are, the more things they get crushed beneath...

by wsprite
Something Spicy

I've decided to try something different...

by x_elwood_x
The Tale-Tell Tails: Journey to the Center of Neopia

How many licks to the center of the Neopian world?

by nezreeze
Maraquan Misadventures

Maraquan Grundos can't get wet?

by riiveran
Almost Insane: Too-Casual Friday

Looks like someone took "Casual Friday" a little too seriously.

by vehement
Something Has Happened

I feel totally refreshed!

by zelda2222
Color Catastrophe!

Careful what you say about your petpet...

by neojulie44
Just Another Comic

Poor little Shaun.

Idea by judepet

by jamz76

Pop Art

I don't quite think this is what TNT had in mind when they asked for 'Pop Art'!

by loubie_04
neopets: neoventures

Sophie's done it again...

by guardianpinkneko
Results May Vary

Good throwing arm!

by return_of_itsy
Hali the Hissi

...And you thought free codestones were a good thing, right?

by undefinded
Automatic Advantage

Even the most pwnsome weapons aren't always useful against the 'enemy'.

by dissuasion
Too Much Information

The greatest villain of all time...

by feydon
Dandilion Tails: The Truth About Codestones

Accepting best offer!

Also by walkaroundstar

by dandilion_crucifix

Moofins and Meepits Unit!: Buzz Dreams

Get it away!

by blackaavar_reborn
Off Track: Piggy-Back

Could you give me a piggy-back pleeease?

by klipsan
Their Own Creativity

An artistic vision, or....?

by citadell
Spazz: How to Catch a Titanic Giant Squid

Here, Squiddy...

by soaringeagle25
The Gallion Ranch

They must really like their Godori...

Script by hakuryu_86

by pacmanite

No Comment: Crossover

It should be so easy.

Art by flufey_is_cute

by tirilia

The Bunker

Comedy?! Action?! Adventure?!!! Yeah, sure, whatever. Just gimme a cupcake!

by hubadawaha
 
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We all dashed into the hall to find Georgina chewing on a turtle green envelope. I could vaguely see the word 'Freder...' on it but the rest of it, if someone didn't act fast, would in approximately eight minutes would be on the carpet. I dived at my little sister and pulled it pulled it out of her sticky, toothless mouth...




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'Dear Frederick, come to my party on Saturday and bring a present or else! Come at 9:00 and go away at 4:00. If you don't come, then Laura will kill you. Mr Globbybut will be coming to do magic and then we will eat. Love, Alison.'

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Ten Ways to Annoy Your Sibling(s)
Jake was bored. I mean, he was really bored...

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Volunteering at the Neopian Pound
You're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be a...

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The Creation of the Meepit Lamp
So the leader of the Meepits decided, "We shall create something that the travelers have never seen or heard of before. We shall create a Meepit Lamp..."

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Afternoon Tea: Part Two
Darren sipped patiently at his eighth cup of tea. "Well, at least you've talked it out," he replied. "It's good to get your emotions out in the open..."

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The Mirror of Memories: Part Two
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