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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


There's only one thing for it, Neopians. We've got to rid ourselves of this creature in our midst. We have to put him out of business. There isn't even a choice here: we have to stop using the Pound. Only then will Neopia be safe.


Flying: Woo or Woe?



At least once or twice in our lives we have dreamt about flying. And why not? The breathtaking feeling of soaring over layers of fluffy white clouds is bound to capture some of our imaginations. But it's not all as admirable as it may look! In this article, I will give you a complete rundown on the woos and woes of being a winged neopet...

Pound Volunteer Speaks



Sadly, when things don't work out in the home, people come to us. You know that scary Techo Dr. Death with the major bad hair-do and white lab coat? He does experiments on the abandoned pets. Only, you're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be...

Extracting the Secret


Ah, the ever elusive Tooth Faerie avatar. Don't listen to the rumors you might hear. The avatar is not random. *cough, cough* Oh no, there is a much bigger, much... darker... secret in obtaining this gem of an avatar. Wouldn't you like to know the real scoop on this story? *points finger in your direction* Pull up a chair, grab a cup of hot borovan, and sit back and listen...

Other Stories
"I Don't Play Cheat" by neesboy
Skarl really introduced the idea of bluffing to a good card game. But eventually, somebody one-upped perfection. They made Cheat. I don't play Cheat any more. I used to all the time. It's, in my opinion, the best game ever to grace Neopia. But I stopped a long time ago. There's actually a bit of a story...

"Lettuce Sandwiches" by cutie963963
We all dashed into the hall to find Georgina chewing on a turtle green envelope. I could vaguely see the word 'Freder...' on it but the rest of it, if someone didn't act fast, would in approximately eight minutes would be on the carpet. I dived at my little sister and pulled it pulled it out of her sticky, toothless mouth...

"Looking For a Living" by pyrosquirrelx
"No, no, no, this is definitely not the place for me." So muttered Dan as he quickly walked away from the Uni Clothing Store with one last horrified look at the lines of grumpy shoppers and hassled employees. Wait a moment, what had possessed him to consider a job at a fashionable clothing store, anyway?


A Mine's a Terrible Thing to Waste


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Good throwing arm!

by return_of_itsy

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The Adventures of Trina: The Return of the Staff - Part One
"I'm going to be the greatest archeologist in the world! You'll see!" she shouted over the roaring laughter of her classmates, but no one seemed to have heard...

by ummagine3284

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Lettuce Sandwiches
'Dear Frederick, come to my party on Saturday and bring a present or else! Come at 9:00 and go away at 4:00. If you don't come, then Laura will kill you. Mr Globbybut will be coming to do magic and then we will eat. Love, Alison.'

by cutie963963

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Return of the Guide to Professional Poking
There are three events in the Neopian Olympic Poking Events. The first is where one must poke an angry zomutt which runs around and will bite the Poker if they are not careful. Many have failed at this first hurdle...

by jumanjiki

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Twist of Fate: Part One
"Mom! Mom!" I yelled down the hall way. I was frantic; the first day of school! One of the happiest days of my life, or so I thought. How little did I know what would be in store for such a little Krawk...

by mandapanda9188



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