|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 277 | 2nd day of Awakening, Y9
|The Truth Behind the SmileExposing the truth about the dastardly Dr Death, one sobbing neopet at a time.|
|The Neopian Guide to Guild Searching!Are you guildless and searching for a guild? Are you tired of your current guild? Do you NEED a new one? Well, in the following article I will give you all the steps you need to know to find the guild that fits you!|
|The Creation of the Meepit LampSo the leader of the Meepits decided, "We shall create something that the travelers have never seen or heard of before. We shall create a Meepit Lamp..."|
|The Petpet AwardsDo you hate it when the "Something Has Happened!" isn't good?|
|Volunteering at the Neopian PoundYou're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be a...|
|Return of the Guide to Professional PokingThere are three events in the Neopian Olympic Poking Events. The first is where one must poke an angry zomutt which runs around and will bite the Poker if they are not careful. Many have failed at this first hurdle...|
|Beginner's Guide to Stamp CollectingStamp collecting is a great new experience that can be pretty pricey, but is exciting and very addicting.
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|The Woos and Woes of a Winged NeopetThe breathtaking feeling of soaring over layers of fluffy white clouds is bound to capture some of our imaginations. But it's not all as admirable as it may look!|
|Extracting the Secret of the Tooth Faerie AvatarOh no, there is a much bigger, much... darker... secret in obtaining this gem of an avatar. Wouldn't you like to know the real scoop on this story?|
|The Neopian Night SkyStars glow. Glowing things are pretty.|
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Pound Volunteer Speaks
Sadly, when things don't work out in the home, people come to us. You know that scary Techo Dr. Death with the major bad hair-do and white lab coat? He does experiments on the abandoned pets. Only, you're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be...
The few Neopians seated in the school auditorium clapped half-heartedly for the striped Cybunny's performance. Mekaella beamed...
|I Don't Play Cheat|
I don't play Cheat any more. I used to all the time. It's, in my opinion, the best game ever to grace Neopia. But I stopped a long time ago. There's actually a bit of a story to that...
|Tangled Up in Blu: Part Three|
She deflected a blow with her shield, and countered with another swing of her sword. As she focused on taking out a fierce, discolored Maraquan Hissi, she failed to notice a Maraquan Buzz come up behind her. Grinning with sinister pleasure, he swung his mace towards Blu's exposed spine and-
|Twist of Fate: Part One|
"Mom! Mom!" I yelled down the hall way. I was frantic; the first day of school! One of the happiest days of my life, or so I thought. How little did I know what would be in store for such a little Krawk...