|There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots
||Issue: 277 | 2nd day of Awakening, Y9
|The Truth Behind the SmileExposing the truth about the dastardly Dr Death, one sobbing neopet at a time.|
|The Neopian Guide to Guild Searching!Are you guildless and searching for a guild? Are you tired of your current guild? Do you NEED a new one? Well, in the following article I will give you all the steps you need to know to find the guild that fits you!|
|The Creation of the Meepit LampSo the leader of the Meepits decided, "We shall create something that the travelers have never seen or heard of before. We shall create a Meepit Lamp..."|
|The Petpet AwardsDo you hate it when the "Something Has Happened!" isn't good?|
|Volunteering at the Neopian PoundYou're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be a...|
|Return of the Guide to Professional PokingThere are three events in the Neopian Olympic Poking Events. The first is where one must poke an angry zomutt which runs around and will bite the Poker if they are not careful. Many have failed at this first hurdle...|
|Beginner's Guide to Stamp CollectingStamp collecting is a great new experience that can be pretty pricey, but is exciting and very addicting.
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|The Woos and Woes of a Winged NeopetThe breathtaking feeling of soaring over layers of fluffy white clouds is bound to capture some of our imaginations. But it's not all as admirable as it may look!|
|Extracting the Secret of the Tooth Faerie AvatarOh no, there is a much bigger, much... darker... secret in obtaining this gem of an avatar. Wouldn't you like to know the real scoop on this story?|
|The Neopian Night SkyStars glow. Glowing things are pretty.|
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"Lettuce Sandwiches" by cutie963963
We all dashed into the hall to find Georgina chewing on a turtle green envelope. I could vaguely see the word 'Freder...' on it but the rest of it, if someone didn't act fast, would in approximately eight minutes would be on the carpet. I dived at my little sister and pulled it pulled it out of her sticky, toothless mouth...
'Dear Frederick, come to my party on Saturday and bring a present or else! Come at 9:00 and go away at 4:00. If you don't come, then Laura will kill you. Mr Globbybut will be coming to do magic and then we will eat. Love, Alison.'
|Good Queen Iffizzstari|
From her hidden cave, the Darkest Faerie looked upon the world with her scrying crystal... and when the Buzz caught her eye, she studied them with both avarice and disgust. These... creatures... are much too bright and happy, she thought...
|Tangled Up in Blu: Part Three|
She deflected a blow with her shield, and countered with another swing of her sword. As she focused on taking out a fierce, discolored Maraquan Hissi, she failed to notice a Maraquan Buzz come up behind her. Grinning with sinister pleasure, he swung his mace towards Blu's exposed spine and-