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The Truth Behind the Smile

Exposing the truth about the dastardly Dr Death, one sobbing neopet at a time.

by party_hobbit
The Neopian Guide to Guild Searching!

Are you guildless and searching for a guild? Are you tired of your current guild? Do you NEED a new one? Well, in the following article I will give you all the steps you need to know to find the guild that fits you!

by neoparent0912
The Creation of the Meepit Lamp

So the leader of the Meepits decided, "We shall create something that the travelers have never seen or heard of before. We shall create a Meepit Lamp..."

by skeetskeetskeeter
The Petpet Awards

Do you hate it when the "Something Has Happened!" isn't good?

by lanikai94
Volunteering at the Neopian Pound

You're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be a...

by zmeharry
Return of the Guide to Professional Poking

There are three events in the Neopian Olympic Poking Events. The first is where one must poke an angry zomutt which runs around and will bite the Poker if they are not careful. Many have failed at this first hurdle...

by jumanjiki
Beginner's Guide to Stamp Collecting

Stamp collecting is a great new experience that can be pretty pricey, but is exciting and very addicting.

Also by pit_bull26

by pinkandprecious

The Woos and Woes of a Winged Neopet

The breathtaking feeling of soaring over layers of fluffy white clouds is bound to capture some of our imaginations. But it's not all as admirable as it may look!

by rainbow2skittle
Extracting the Secret of the Tooth Faerie Avatar

Oh no, there is a much bigger, much... darker... secret in obtaining this gem of an avatar. Wouldn't you like to know the real scoop on this story?

by ellestrial
The Neopian Night Sky

Stars glow. Glowing things are pretty.

by goosher
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Flying: Woo or Woe?

At least once or twice in our lives we have dreamt about flying. And why not? The breathtaking feeling of soaring over layers of fluffy white clouds is bound to capture some of our imaginations. But it's not all as admirable as it may look! In this article, I will give you a complete rundown on the woos and woes of being a winged neopet...

Other Stories


The Golden Earring
She pulled open the mirror and swept her short hair back, and realised something was wrong...

by emsidoodles


Good Queen Iffizzstari
From her hidden cave, the Darkest Faerie looked upon the world with her scrying crystal... and when the Buzz caught her eye, she studied them with both avarice and disgust. These... creatures... are much too bright and happy, she thought...

by kikiscamps_mom


Secret of the Advent Calendar: Part One
Around midnight Jibjuff heard a thump, thump, thump coming from some place, but she was unsure where. She climbed out of bed and switched on the light...

by 0199498115


Another Hero's Journey: Part Four
And speaking of which... where was Reuben? Melissa called out his name, waiting for him to come out from any corner of the house. But there was nothing...

by precious_katuch14


Pop Art
I don't quite think this is what TNT had in mind when they asked for 'Pop Art'!

by loubie_04


Moofins and Meepits Unit!: Buzz Dreams
Get it away!

by blackaavar_reborn

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