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The Truth Behind the Smile

Exposing the truth about the dastardly Dr Death, one sobbing neopet at a time.

by party_hobbit
The Neopian Guide to Guild Searching!

Are you guildless and searching for a guild? Are you tired of your current guild? Do you NEED a new one? Well, in the following article I will give you all the steps you need to know to find the guild that fits you!

by neoparent0912
The Creation of the Meepit Lamp

So the leader of the Meepits decided, "We shall create something that the travelers have never seen or heard of before. We shall create a Meepit Lamp..."

by skeetskeetskeeter
The Petpet Awards

Do you hate it when the "Something Has Happened!" isn't good?

by lanikai94
Volunteering at the Neopian Pound

You're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be a...

by zmeharry
Return of the Guide to Professional Poking

There are three events in the Neopian Olympic Poking Events. The first is where one must poke an angry zomutt which runs around and will bite the Poker if they are not careful. Many have failed at this first hurdle...

by jumanjiki
Beginner's Guide to Stamp Collecting

Stamp collecting is a great new experience that can be pretty pricey, but is exciting and very addicting.

Also by pit_bull26

by pinkandprecious

The Woos and Woes of a Winged Neopet

The breathtaking feeling of soaring over layers of fluffy white clouds is bound to capture some of our imaginations. But it's not all as admirable as it may look!

by rainbow2skittle
Extracting the Secret of the Tooth Faerie Avatar

Oh no, there is a much bigger, much... darker... secret in obtaining this gem of an avatar. Wouldn't you like to know the real scoop on this story?

by ellestrial
The Neopian Night Sky

Stars glow. Glowing things are pretty.

by goosher
 
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"Looking For a Living" by pyrosquirrelx
"No, no, no, this is definitely not the place for me." So muttered Dan as he quickly walked away from the Uni Clothing Store with one last horrified look at the lines of grumpy shoppers and hassled employees. Wait a moment, what had possessed him to consider a job at a fashionable clothing store, anyway?




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The Diva
The few Neopians seated in the school auditorium clapped half-heartedly for the striped Cybunny's performance. Mekaella beamed...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Of Mops and Magic Dust
And so the day went, drying floods from the would-be water faeries, putting back together the library after an out of control wind spell, and cleaning up the mud tracked in from the earth field trip. Clean, polish, tidy scrub, fix...

by damson_rhee

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Secret of the Advent Calendar: Part One
Around midnight Jibjuff heard a thump, thump, thump coming from some place, but she was unsure where. She climbed out of bed and switched on the light...

by 0199498115

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The Mirror of Memories: Part Two
I opened the door and stepped outside, immediately feeling cold drips of water splashing down on the top of my head. Great, it was raining...

by sytra

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Spazz: How to Catch a Titanic Giant Squid
Here, Squiddy...

by soaringeagle25

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neopets: neoventures
Sophie's done it again...

by guardianpinkneko



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