|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 277 | 2nd day of Awakening, Y9
|The Truth Behind the SmileExposing the truth about the dastardly Dr Death, one sobbing neopet at a time.|
|The Neopian Guide to Guild Searching!Are you guildless and searching for a guild? Are you tired of your current guild? Do you NEED a new one? Well, in the following article I will give you all the steps you need to know to find the guild that fits you!|
|The Creation of the Meepit LampSo the leader of the Meepits decided, "We shall create something that the travelers have never seen or heard of before. We shall create a Meepit Lamp..."|
|The Petpet AwardsDo you hate it when the "Something Has Happened!" isn't good?|
|Volunteering at the Neopian PoundYou're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be a...|
|Return of the Guide to Professional PokingThere are three events in the Neopian Olympic Poking Events. The first is where one must poke an angry zomutt which runs around and will bite the Poker if they are not careful. Many have failed at this first hurdle...|
|Beginner's Guide to Stamp CollectingStamp collecting is a great new experience that can be pretty pricey, but is exciting and very addicting.
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|The Woos and Woes of a Winged NeopetThe breathtaking feeling of soaring over layers of fluffy white clouds is bound to capture some of our imaginations. But it's not all as admirable as it may look!|
|Extracting the Secret of the Tooth Faerie AvatarOh no, there is a much bigger, much... darker... secret in obtaining this gem of an avatar. Wouldn't you like to know the real scoop on this story?|
|The Neopian Night SkyStars glow. Glowing things are pretty.|
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"I Don't Play Cheat" by neesboy
Skarl really introduced the idea of bluffing to a good card game. But eventually, somebody one-upped perfection. They made Cheat. I don't play Cheat any more. I used to all the time. It's, in my opinion, the best game ever to grace Neopia. But I stopped a long time ago. There's actually a bit of a story...
|Good Queen Iffizzstari|
From her hidden cave, the Darkest Faerie looked upon the world with her scrying crystal... and when the Buzz caught her eye, she studied them with both avarice and disgust. These... creatures... are much too bright and happy, she thought...
|Of Mops and Magic Dust|
And so the day went, drying floods from the would-be water faeries, putting back together the library after an out of control wind spell, and cleaning up the mud tracked in from the earth field trip. Clean, polish, tidy scrub, fix...
|Legacy of the Lost: Part Three|
It was just a short time later when the three were standing in the bows of a ship, enjoying the spray being flung into their faces. Well, two of them were enjoying it, at any rate...
|Revisited: Part Eight|
"Where are we going?" whispered Jenny fearfully, but the Blumaroo refused to answer her. As they reached the end of the short passageway, Jenny tried to make a run for it...