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The Truth Behind the Smile

Exposing the truth about the dastardly Dr Death, one sobbing neopet at a time.

by party_hobbit
The Neopian Guide to Guild Searching!

Are you guildless and searching for a guild? Are you tired of your current guild? Do you NEED a new one? Well, in the following article I will give you all the steps you need to know to find the guild that fits you!

by neoparent0912
The Creation of the Meepit Lamp

So the leader of the Meepits decided, "We shall create something that the travelers have never seen or heard of before. We shall create a Meepit Lamp..."

by skeetskeetskeeter
The Petpet Awards

Do you hate it when the "Something Has Happened!" isn't good?

by lanikai94
Volunteering at the Neopian Pound

You're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be a...

by zmeharry
Return of the Guide to Professional Poking

There are three events in the Neopian Olympic Poking Events. The first is where one must poke an angry zomutt which runs around and will bite the Poker if they are not careful. Many have failed at this first hurdle...

by jumanjiki
Beginner's Guide to Stamp Collecting

Stamp collecting is a great new experience that can be pretty pricey, but is exciting and very addicting.

Also by pit_bull26

by pinkandprecious

The Woos and Woes of a Winged Neopet

The breathtaking feeling of soaring over layers of fluffy white clouds is bound to capture some of our imaginations. But it's not all as admirable as it may look!

by rainbow2skittle
Extracting the Secret of the Tooth Faerie Avatar

Oh no, there is a much bigger, much... darker... secret in obtaining this gem of an avatar. Wouldn't you like to know the real scoop on this story?

by ellestrial
The Neopian Night Sky

Stars glow. Glowing things are pretty.

by goosher
 
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Pound Volunteer Speaks



Sadly, when things don't work out in the home, people come to us. You know that scary Techo Dr. Death with the major bad hair-do and white lab coat? He does experiments on the abandoned pets. Only, you're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be...



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Good Queen Iffizzstari
From her hidden cave, the Darkest Faerie looked upon the world with her scrying crystal... and when the Buzz caught her eye, she studied them with both avarice and disgust. These... creatures... are much too bright and happy, she thought...

by kikiscamps_mom

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Lettuce Sandwiches
'Dear Frederick, come to my party on Saturday and bring a present or else! Come at 9:00 and go away at 4:00. If you don't come, then Laura will kill you. Mr Globbybut will be coming to do magic and then we will eat. Love, Alison.'

by cutie963963

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Afternoon Tea: Part Two
Darren sipped patiently at his eighth cup of tea. "Well, at least you've talked it out," he replied. "It's good to get your emotions out in the open..."

by reggieman721

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Legend Seekers: Mysterious Magic - Part Three
"I'm not so sure this was a good idea," said one of the cloaked pets. "He could be dangerous..."

by yatomiyuka

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Hali the Hissi
...And you thought free codestones were a good thing, right?

by undefinded

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Royal Disaster
Royal pets don't row.

by nokikissa



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