||Issue: 384 | 20th day of Running, Y11
|Farside Base: Part SevenSloth wasn't expecting us, that much was clear. It was very slightly amusing to see the huge ship slowly turn in answer to our cannon fire...|
|Cycle of the Moon: Part NineThe night of the Lunar Festival had arrived, and with it had come the spirits of the five senses, good and evil, to enjoy their few hours of freedom before the new year arrived.|
|An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part Seven"What if the room caves in, or Neopia explodes, or the stones disintegrate? Don't do it!"|
|Outsider Within: Face of Evil - Part SixD.A. leapt up and whipped her sword around to face Anna.|
|A Star-Spattered Sky: Part Five"When did you wake up? Do you feel alright? Has Deriun told you all about who poisoned you?" |
|Handed in for an English Homework: Part Four"I'm so scared of getting an owner who won't care about me, and I'll just sit there rotting. At least in the pound there are always things to do, people to talk to."|
|Unwanted: Part ThreeSleep was slowly disappearing behind me. That's when it happened – the vision. |
|Return of the Crimson Witch: Part Two"Nothing yellow's ever amounted to anything," Edna said knowingly.|
|A Kettle and a Cackle: Part TwoI was now a Bartamus named River. What an odd combination. Flexing my wings, I lifted myself off the ground and flew swiftly out the window. |
|The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Three"Sorry," she exclaimed, and then her expression turned to suspicion. "Hey, how did you get down there? That's a restricted area."|
|Betrayed: Part TwoThe Xweetok turned to look at him just as he noticed her. Their eyes locked. Fang saw emptiness in her eyes, a painful fear and loneliness that he couldn't bear.|
|The Sorcerer: Part ThreeConjuring fire was an elementary skill, but Lisha was rather curious to see whether Mr. Lockwood would find it as easy as most...|
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"Friends Forever" by paperhippo
My friend Sooty told a big lie. She said that we would be Friends Forever and that we would never be parted, and we even made a fancy wiggly handshake that nobody else knew, just to show that we were Friends Forever. It felt like we were in a special secret club for just us two. She would come around to my neohome to play after school even though it wasn't properly finished because only one half had carpet, but she didn't...
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"So you've had a lucky shot. Congrats. But I'm sure that you're not going to do as well when the target is smaller."
|The Joys of a Robotic Neopet|
I've made it my mission to educate the population of Neopia on the real qualities of Robot Neopets, to prove that they are pets worth owning.