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Perfecting Your Villainy

You should have at least one near-successful plot under your belt in order to be considered a true villain.

by puffalump10
Avoiding the Pound: An Owner's Guide

A list of the most common reasons for abandoning neopets, and a way to resolve them.

by neosephirothxl
A Trophy-Winning Guide to Revel Roundup

Revel Roundup is the first 'adventure' game on the main games page, so chances are you've probably tried it but did not obtain a great score.

by cistine
The Joys of a Robotic Neopet

I've made it my mission to educate the population of Neopia on the real qualities of Robot Neopets, to prove that they are pets worth owning.

by jayo289
Welcome to Illusen's Glade

Deep within the Meridellian forest, high in the trees, rests a peaceful glade.

by jockylocky
Alternate Uses for Illusen's Underappreciated Prizes

The main use and three alternate uses of the five cheapest prizes from Illusen's Glade.

by rosabellk
How To Get On Illusen's Good Side

Do not call Illusen a "mushroom-headed freak."

by larkspurlane
The Petpetpet's Guide to Nesting in the Glade

The most extensive list there ever was of fantastical places to nest in the Glade.

Also by concertogreat_8

by phoenix_through_fire

Five Ways to Prank your Guildmates

Put on your prankster hat and get to work!

by tentilio
Article Spies - Illusen

I've been to Illusen's Glade dozens of times, and only about eight of them involved me getting chased off by an angry earth faerie...

Also by water_park1993

by birdinggal

How to Celebrate an Unforgettable Illusen Day

She is an Earth Faerie, to be exact, and loves plants, nature, and helping Neopians.

by likeshshnia
A Descent Into the Maraquan Sea: Petpet Plunge Guide

The goal of the game is to get all the treasure while using the least amount of shots possible.

by marwanshah_13
 
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Petpet Plunge Guide



In the Maraquan seabed, there is treasure everywhere. Hidden from sight, it has not been found until now. The brave Skeith, Sir Pompadour, thinks he can get it and become as rich as he could ever imagine. Too bad the sunken goods are under water, but what would you expect from a treasure in the depths of Maraqua? Sir Pompadour does not want to get his neat hair wet, or else he will have to comb it all over again... Boohoo. His solution is to get Maraquan Petpets to collect the treasure...



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Friends Forever
When someone says they'll be your Friend Forever, they're telling a big lie.

by paperhippo

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The Imposter's Sympathy
Amelia's face reflected emotion, but her mind was entirely blank.

by yellowsugardog

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Handed in for an English Homework: Part Four
"I'm so scared of getting an owner who won't care about me, and I'll just sit there rotting. At least in the pound there are always things to do, people to talk to."

by ralph89170

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An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part Seven
"What if the room caves in, or Neopia explodes, or the stones disintegrate? Don't do it!"

by _lapaix

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Zip Zap- Here We Come!
Great, Ichigo is crazy again. *sigh*

by fairyfantasywings

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The Gift of Giving
D'awww.

Art by kitsune_wolf_youkai

by cyniska




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