|Caution: Quills may be sharp
||Issue: 384 | 20th day of Running, Y11
|Perfecting Your VillainyYou should have at least one near-successful plot under your belt in order to be considered a true villain.|
|Avoiding the Pound: An Owner's GuideA list of the most common reasons for abandoning neopets, and a way to resolve them.|
|A Trophy-Winning Guide to Revel RoundupRevel Roundup is the first 'adventure' game on the main games page, so chances are you've probably tried it but did not obtain a great score. |
|The Joys of a Robotic NeopetI've made it my mission to educate the population of Neopia on the real qualities of Robot Neopets, to prove that they are pets worth owning.|
|Welcome to Illusen's GladeDeep within the Meridellian forest, high in the trees, rests a peaceful glade.|
|Alternate Uses for Illusen's Underappreciated PrizesThe main use and three alternate uses of the five cheapest prizes from Illusen's Glade.|
|How To Get On Illusen's Good SideDo not call Illusen a "mushroom-headed freak."|
|The Petpetpet's Guide to Nesting in the GladeThe most extensive list there ever was of fantastical places to nest in the Glade.
Also by concertogreat_8
|Five Ways to Prank your GuildmatesPut on your prankster hat and get to work! |
|Article Spies - IllusenI've been to Illusen's Glade dozens of times, and only about eight of them involved me getting chased off by an angry earth faerie...
Also by water_park1993
|How to Celebrate an Unforgettable Illusen DayShe is an Earth Faerie, to be exact, and loves plants, nature, and helping Neopians. |
|A Descent Into the Maraquan Sea: Petpet Plunge GuideThe goal of the game is to get all the treasure while using the least amount of shots possible. |
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"Green With Envy" by dragonlover8560
At first, Reggie hadn't minded being painted White. Well... it hadn't been his first choice of pet colors, but it was the only choice that his owner could afford at the time. Being painted pure white had been okay for a month or so. But then it began to seem pretty dull. What pet ever wanted to be stuck permanently wearing a basic color like White? Nobody--- Reggie had decided this long ago---they just wouldn't admit it...
"I sure hope nothing bad happens between Illusen and Jhudora. Jhudora Day was bad enough," Fyora thought to herself.
|Just a Game|
"So you've had a lucky shot. Congrats. But I'm sure that you're not going to do as well when the target is smaller."
|New World: Part One|
Lari turned back to the shimmering portal and closed his eyes. "Never look back," he thought to himself...