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Perfecting Your Villainy

You should have at least one near-successful plot under your belt in order to be considered a true villain.

by puffalump10
Avoiding the Pound: An Owner's Guide

A list of the most common reasons for abandoning neopets, and a way to resolve them.

by neosephirothxl
A Trophy-Winning Guide to Revel Roundup

Revel Roundup is the first 'adventure' game on the main games page, so chances are you've probably tried it but did not obtain a great score.

by cistine
The Joys of a Robotic Neopet

I've made it my mission to educate the population of Neopia on the real qualities of Robot Neopets, to prove that they are pets worth owning.

by jayo289
Welcome to Illusen's Glade

Deep within the Meridellian forest, high in the trees, rests a peaceful glade.

by jockylocky
Alternate Uses for Illusen's Underappreciated Prizes

The main use and three alternate uses of the five cheapest prizes from Illusen's Glade.

by rosabellk
How To Get On Illusen's Good Side

Do not call Illusen a "mushroom-headed freak."

by larkspurlane
The Petpetpet's Guide to Nesting in the Glade

The most extensive list there ever was of fantastical places to nest in the Glade.

Also by concertogreat_8

by phoenix_through_fire

Five Ways to Prank your Guildmates

Put on your prankster hat and get to work!

by tentilio
Article Spies - Illusen

I've been to Illusen's Glade dozens of times, and only about eight of them involved me getting chased off by an angry earth faerie...

Also by water_park1993

by birdinggal

How to Celebrate an Unforgettable Illusen Day

She is an Earth Faerie, to be exact, and loves plants, nature, and helping Neopians.

by likeshshnia
A Descent Into the Maraquan Sea: Petpet Plunge Guide

The goal of the game is to get all the treasure while using the least amount of shots possible.

by marwanshah_13
 
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"Green With Envy" by dragonlover8560
At first, Reggie hadn't minded being painted White. Well... it hadn't been his first choice of pet colors, but it was the only choice that his owner could afford at the time. Being painted pure white had been okay for a month or so. But then it began to seem pretty dull. What pet ever wanted to be stuck permanently wearing a basic color like White? Nobody--- Reggie had decided this long ago---they just wouldn't admit it...




Other Stories


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ILL-usen Day
"I sure hope nothing bad happens between Illusen and Jhudora. Jhudora Day was bad enough," Fyora thought to herself.

by black_skull725

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Just a Game
"So you've had a lucky shot. Congrats. But I'm sure that you're not going to do as well when the target is smaller."

by iloenchen

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New World: Part One
Lari turned back to the shimmering portal and closed his eyes. "Never look back," he thought to himself...

by kirednb

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Unwanted: Part Three
Sleep was slowly disappearing behind me. That's when it happened – the vision.

by seegensays

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Pint-Sized
Happy Illusen Day, from Ubuuroi.

by lachtaube

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Completely Smart
Why does Atty have so many pets?

by ms_meepit



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