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Perfecting Your Villainy

You should have at least one near-successful plot under your belt in order to be considered a true villain.

by puffalump10
Avoiding the Pound: An Owner's Guide

A list of the most common reasons for abandoning neopets, and a way to resolve them.

by neosephirothxl
A Trophy-Winning Guide to Revel Roundup

Revel Roundup is the first 'adventure' game on the main games page, so chances are you've probably tried it but did not obtain a great score.

by cistine
The Joys of a Robotic Neopet

I've made it my mission to educate the population of Neopia on the real qualities of Robot Neopets, to prove that they are pets worth owning.

by jayo289
Welcome to Illusen's Glade

Deep within the Meridellian forest, high in the trees, rests a peaceful glade.

by jockylocky
Alternate Uses for Illusen's Underappreciated Prizes

The main use and three alternate uses of the five cheapest prizes from Illusen's Glade.

by rosabellk
How To Get On Illusen's Good Side

Do not call Illusen a "mushroom-headed freak."

by larkspurlane
The Petpetpet's Guide to Nesting in the Glade

The most extensive list there ever was of fantastical places to nest in the Glade.

Also by concertogreat_8

by phoenix_through_fire

Five Ways to Prank your Guildmates

Put on your prankster hat and get to work!

by tentilio
Article Spies - Illusen

I've been to Illusen's Glade dozens of times, and only about eight of them involved me getting chased off by an angry earth faerie...

Also by water_park1993

by birdinggal

How to Celebrate an Unforgettable Illusen Day

She is an Earth Faerie, to be exact, and loves plants, nature, and helping Neopians.

by likeshshnia
A Descent Into the Maraquan Sea: Petpet Plunge Guide

The goal of the game is to get all the treasure while using the least amount of shots possible.

by marwanshah_13
 
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"Friends Forever" by paperhippo
My friend Sooty told a big lie. She said that we would be Friends Forever and that we would never be parted, and we even made a fancy wiggly handshake that nobody else knew, just to show that we were Friends Forever. It felt like we were in a special secret club for just us two. She would come around to my neohome to play after school even though it wasn't properly finished because only one half had carpet, but she didn't...




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The Imposter's Sympathy
Amelia's face reflected emotion, but her mind was entirely blank.

by yellowsugardog

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A Bouquet of Tulips
As soon as I was old enough to support myself I bought a rundown farm in the country. That was when I met Lani...

by punctuation_ninja

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Unwanted: Part Three
Sleep was slowly disappearing behind me. That's when it happened – the vision.

by seegensays

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A Kettle and a Cackle: Part Two
I was now a Bartamus named River. What an odd combination. Flexing my wings, I lifted myself off the ground and flew swiftly out the window.

by semicutie3

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Illusen's Day Off
Uh oh.

by xxkatiexx_07

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Hey Illusen!
What a desperate fella...

Drawn by jellyshroom

by sakananao




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