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No Sugar

Ms. Illusen is here to see your greenhouse.

by pawz11

Happy Illusen Day, from Ubuuroi.

by lachtaube
Slightly Meltish: Not just an avatar item

He has feelings too...

by sloshypond
Illusen's Staff

It's not easy to get...

Also by junamai

by blaumann

Hey Illusen!

What a desperate fella...

Drawn by jellyshroom

by sakananao

Zip Zap- Here We Come!

Great, Ichigo is crazy again. *sigh*

by fairyfantasywings
One Fish, Two Fish

Desperation takes many forms.

by fish_puddle
CayCaed! #3

In which Caedir and Caylir find that some faeries are just insane and can't be trusted with that sort of power.

by kattrish
The Preposterous Professor - Episode 3

I before E except after C?

by _dead_meat_x_
Sloth's Revenge

Sloth finally had enough.

by tamtwo35
Illusen's Quest: Never!

''How dare you!''

by happymoon109
Starry Stuff Illusen Special

Silly avatar!!

by marilltachiquin
Neopian Antics #3: Not so eye candy

Spooky treats can always be misleading. u_u

by ahqua
In the Name of Science

Not what he had in mind...

by lombre
SkyJewel the Aisha Sorceress


by learii_is_awesome
When Shadows Go Bad 2

A rather... strange ending.

by puppy_angle111

Take that!

by _pokemon12_63
Heart To Hear

Thanks, I just got my hair done. :D

by machatidokidoki
When building a house...

...take a moment to consider why the site was so cheap.

by siddiemeo
Fail Pant Devil

Scrablik fails at scaring Sora. ):

by trikum
Illusen's Day Off

Uh oh.

by xxkatiexx_07
NNF Field Report: Zombies Don't Like Zombie Jokes

Out on the field...

by uniqqued_
Wings 'N' All

Oh man this is so totally awsome!

by artistic_cookie

Back to the easy quests for you!

Idea by neckties

by yampuff

Completely Smart

Why does Atty have so many pets?

by ms_meepit
Meet Lump

Lump is the strong, silent type.

by yinna65

Ilere's Quest, Lvl 1.

by ghostkomorichu
The Gift of Giving


Art by kitsune_wolf_youkai

by cyniska

Random Events in Neopia

Wheee! Kaus can fly!

by spirited_dolphin
Amikarashui Illusen Day Special

Happy Illusen Day!

by bluecloud300
Kite Strings

A young Kacheek finds out the simplest way to Kreludor.

by 1cecubeh
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"Green With Envy" by dragonlover8560
At first, Reggie hadn't minded being painted White. Well... it hadn't been his first choice of pet colors, but it was the only choice that his owner could afford at the time. Being painted pure white had been okay for a month or so. But then it began to seem pretty dull. What pet ever wanted to be stuck permanently wearing a basic color like White? Nobody--- Reggie had decided this long ago---they just wouldn't admit it...

Other Stories


Her owner rarely went to Neopia anymore to visit her. And today, her owner was here.

by xxxmagiabellexxx


ILL-usen Day
"I sure hope nothing bad happens between Illusen and Jhudora. Jhudora Day was bad enough," Fyora thought to herself.

by black_skull725


How To Get On Illusen's Good Side
Do not call Illusen a "mushroom-headed freak."

by larkspurlane


Avoiding the Pound: An Owner's Guide
A list of the most common reasons for abandoning neopets, and a way to resolve them.

by neosephirothxl


New World: Part One
Lari turned back to the shimmering portal and closed his eyes. "Never look back," he thought to himself...

by kirednb


Betrayed: Part Two
The Xweetok turned to look at him just as he noticed her. Their eyes locked. Fang saw emptiness in her eyes, a painful fear and loneliness that he couldn't bear.

by whiskerun

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