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||Issue: 298 | 29th day of Relaxing, Y9
|Book of Wisdom: Part Eight"Hannah, you aren't really going to try—" She jabbed her finger into the picture again. Finneus jumped forward, but she disappeared...|
|Waiting for Anna: Part SixHe laughs. "I lost my name a long time ago," he says, breaking eggs into a pan and taking them to the stovetop. "In a book somewhere, I think..."|
|Faded Memories #1: Forgotten Princess - Part Five"I can't be queen!" Fyora cried. "I can't..."|
|The New Prophecy: Part Five"What about the green eyes, though?" Illusen asked from her frozen spot, still squirming uncomfortably as coldness seeped into her bones...|
|Let Darkness Fall: Part FourLord Darigan had barely entered the room when a distraught Lenny threw himself at his feet, and cried, "Oh, help us, my lord!"|
|Stuck: Part FourJeffrey sat down across from me, gave me a look, and sighed. "You won't be happy here, will you?"|
|Abandoned: Part ThreeTaite froze. "Why?" Hope sparked in her. Maybe this was just a temporary room... |
|The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part ThreeMijjol glanced in the direction that they had come from and saw the dark, foreboding mouth of a cave. He didn't quite relish the idea of sneaking into a monster's cave, but...|
|How Soup Saved Neopia: Part ThreeGargarox was squashed in an uncomfortable position against a line of mops. "Why exactly are we in a cleaning closet?" he said grumpily...|
|Etana the Coward: Part TwoShe moved numbly back into the library. What should she do now? She laughed out loud, her eyes stinging and throat tight. Of course, Etana the Coward would do nothing...|
|The End of the Rainbow: Part Two"I'm Joy. Is your owner around here somewhere?" she asked with a smile...|
|Curse of the Werelupe: Part TwoHis eyes glowed a luminous green. "Blink!" Gioama shouted, losing his patience. "Move, anything. Just stop staring!"|
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Something gets lost amid the chaos of keeping you and your pets happy and healthy. That "something" is a component far more essential to your Neopet's life than you would suppose at first, but it always seems to get bumped to the bottom of the to-do list. Yes, that's right, Neopia: I'm talking about the ever-enigmatic world of pet pages...
|I'll Never Forget|
Serenity walked in the door, with the glint of a plan shining through her eyes. She looked exactly like she were about to do something shocking...
|The Plight of the Esophagor|
Perhaps we should start a donation drive for a Baby Paint Brush for him. Maybe a change in appearance would turn his unfortunate circumstances around...