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||Issue: 298 | 29th day of Relaxing, Y9
|Book of Wisdom: Part Eight"Hannah, you aren't really going to try—" She jabbed her finger into the picture again. Finneus jumped forward, but she disappeared...|
|Waiting for Anna: Part SixHe laughs. "I lost my name a long time ago," he says, breaking eggs into a pan and taking them to the stovetop. "In a book somewhere, I think..."|
|Faded Memories #1: Forgotten Princess - Part Five"I can't be queen!" Fyora cried. "I can't..."|
|The New Prophecy: Part Five"What about the green eyes, though?" Illusen asked from her frozen spot, still squirming uncomfortably as coldness seeped into her bones...|
|Let Darkness Fall: Part FourLord Darigan had barely entered the room when a distraught Lenny threw himself at his feet, and cried, "Oh, help us, my lord!"|
|Stuck: Part FourJeffrey sat down across from me, gave me a look, and sighed. "You won't be happy here, will you?"|
|Abandoned: Part ThreeTaite froze. "Why?" Hope sparked in her. Maybe this was just a temporary room... |
|The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part ThreeMijjol glanced in the direction that they had come from and saw the dark, foreboding mouth of a cave. He didn't quite relish the idea of sneaking into a monster's cave, but...|
|How Soup Saved Neopia: Part ThreeGargarox was squashed in an uncomfortable position against a line of mops. "Why exactly are we in a cleaning closet?" he said grumpily...|
|Etana the Coward: Part TwoShe moved numbly back into the library. What should she do now? She laughed out loud, her eyes stinging and throat tight. Of course, Etana the Coward would do nothing...|
|The End of the Rainbow: Part Two"I'm Joy. Is your owner around here somewhere?" she asked with a smile...|
|Curse of the Werelupe: Part TwoHis eyes glowed a luminous green. "Blink!" Gioama shouted, losing his patience. "Move, anything. Just stop staring!"|
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"Safe No Longer" by avibero
Hiya! Mr. Fairweather wasn’t happy, because Werther fell off. Werther wasn’t too happy either. He can’t swim. Cap hauled him back up just before a giant set of teeth snapped where Werther was! Miss Lilian says...
When I finally get out of this prison and begin my legacy, I will want to remember the hours spent in resentment and misery...
|Re-Designing a Room|
This is your pet's room, so hear what they have to say. Ask some questions about what they don't like, and how they would like to have their rooms...
|Finding the Perfect Petpet|
Now just because a grey pet wouldn't be happy with a sad petpet, doesn't mean you can't color match! What I mean by this is instead of buying a sad petpet you could buy a grey COLORED petpet...