|Now with 50% more useless text
||Issue: 298 | 29th day of Relaxing, Y9
|Pet Pages: Overlooked?It always seems to get bumped to the bottom of the to-do list. Yes, that's right, Neopia: I'm talking about the ever-enigmatic world of pet pages.|
|Are You Ready to Adopt? Are you Ready to Abandon?Are you truly ready to adopt the ill, homeless, sad Neopet? Do you have a good amount of income, plenty of food and drinks, and a warm bed for the Neopet? |
|Stocks: A Board Game, Not a Game of ChanceTo do well with stocks, there are three Ps (and one V) you need to follow: pocket money, pricing, patience, and variety.|
|Re-Designing a RoomThis is your pet's room, so hear what they have to say. Ask some questions about what they don't like, and how they would like to have their rooms...|
|The Plight of the EsophagorPerhaps we should start a donation drive for a Baby Paint Brush for him. Maybe a change in appearance would turn his unfortunate circumstances around...|
|Edna's Shadow: The GuideYou simply have to collect all the ingredients needed to form a potion strong enough to attach the shadow back to the witch and bring both Edna and her shadow to the cauldron at the same time. Of course, this wouldn't be exciting if there weren't monsters...|
|Finding the Perfect PetpetNow just because a grey pet wouldn't be happy with a sad petpet, doesn't mean you can't color match! What I mean by this is instead of buying a sad petpet you could buy a grey COLORED petpet...|
|Becoming a Working NeopianAre you ever bored? Wish that you had something to do? Or maybe you've been called "lazy" or "unproductive" before.|
|Tea Time!TEA WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! Mwahahaha!
Er... sorry. Let me rephrase that.
|A Letter to Neopia's SlushersI was shocked to see the chaotic array of disgruntled customers, frantic workers, and discarded slushies going to waste...|
|Altador Cup: The Island Powerhouses"I think the biggest thing for all of us is not to underestimate any team. All the teams are playing well this year. It's a really hard field out there."|
|The Unsung Heroes of the Altador CupWhat about those Neopians we don't know much about, but without whom, this tournament would not be the raging success that we all enjoy? Let's take a closer look...|
Search the Neopian Times
"Not All Werelupes Are Bad" by anna_invincible
I was in bed. Now, any normal Neopet would be sleeping. But of course, I’m no normal Neopet. I was awake, reading a book I’d tried to read about fifteen times, insisting to myself that...
When I finally get out of this prison and begin my legacy, I will want to remember the hours spent in resentment and misery...
I do not want to be a food item; I want to be mean and scary and made out of patchwork.