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Pet Pages: Overlooked?

It always seems to get bumped to the bottom of the to-do list. Yes, that's right, Neopia: I'm talking about the ever-enigmatic world of pet pages.

by loveofnightfall
Are You Ready to Adopt? Are you Ready to Abandon?

Are you truly ready to adopt the ill, homeless, sad Neopet? Do you have a good amount of income, plenty of food and drinks, and a warm bed for the Neopet?

by epiercy1996
Stocks: A Board Game, Not a Game of Chance

To do well with stocks, there are three Ps (and one V) you need to follow: pocket money, pricing, patience, and variety.

by mookie99
Re-Designing a Room

This is your pet's room, so hear what they have to say. Ask some questions about what they don't like, and how they would like to have their rooms...

by ahseenam
The Plight of the Esophagor

Perhaps we should start a donation drive for a Baby Paint Brush for him. Maybe a change in appearance would turn his unfortunate circumstances around...

by benjamin97
Edna's Shadow: The Guide

You simply have to collect all the ingredients needed to form a potion strong enough to attach the shadow back to the witch and bring both Edna and her shadow to the cauldron at the same time. Of course, this wouldn't be exciting if there weren't monsters...

by playdoh_666
Finding the Perfect Petpet

Now just because a grey pet wouldn't be happy with a sad petpet, doesn't mean you can't color match! What I mean by this is instead of buying a sad petpet you could buy a grey COLORED petpet...

by elizabeth676767
Becoming a Working Neopian

Are you ever bored? Wish that you had something to do? Or maybe you've been called "lazy" or "unproductive" before.

by pikachuteena202
Tea Time!

TEA WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! Mwahahaha!

Er... sorry. Let me rephrase that.

by 8311050

A Letter to Neopia's Slushers

I was shocked to see the chaotic array of disgruntled customers, frantic workers, and discarded slushies going to waste...

by ampolin1
Altador Cup: The Island Powerhouses

"I think the biggest thing for all of us is not to underestimate any team. All the teams are playing well this year. It's a really hard field out there."

by centuscoelis
The Unsung Heroes of the Altador Cup

What about those Neopians we don't know much about, but without whom, this tournament would not be the raging success that we all enjoy? Let's take a closer look...

by the_real_poetess_123
 
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Islands in the Cup



With the first leg of the Round Robin over, it’s clear that three top contenders of this year’s Altador Cup are the Island teams. Despite their busy Yooyuball schedules all three teams managed to find time for this interview. The teams seem to be in good spirits even though all had suffered losses and made quite a few jokes throughout the interview...



Other Stories


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Being Pea
I do not want to be a food item; I want to be mean and scary and made out of patchwork.

by carrotopian

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Live and Love
I like to stare at the stars.

Each star up there

Holds a secret...

by soccerhart12


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Fenny Vail: The Story Behind An Underdog - Part One
Most people think the same thing about girl Usuls—we're all girly girls who chill at Usuki Conventions 24/7. Sadly, that’s a really shallow lie.

by superdate

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The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part Three
Mijjol glanced in the direction that they had come from and saw the dark, foreboding mouth of a cave. He didn't quite relish the idea of sneaking into a monster's cave, but...

by yoyote

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Open Heart- Epi 2
It's about time you adopted a Neopet!

by maiinoki

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Maraquan Mayhem
No offence to Maraqua... but tails are HARD to run on!!!

Idea by maple4ever

by spirit033v2




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