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A Fiery Friendship: Part One

He was finally old enough to become a squire, finally old enough to make his dreams come true. And what dreams they were!

by kandeegrrl
Fenny Vail: The Story Behind An Underdog - Part One

Most people think the same thing about girl Usuls—we're all girly girls who chill at Usuki Conventions 24/7. Sadly, that’s a really shallow lie.

by superdate
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"Solitary" by cats9723
Somewhere, not in a beautiful, off-track ice cavern, the sun beats down on a red and black striped bandana, and beneath the bandana a Pirate Kougra is gripping the railing of his ship, squeezing until his knuckles are white...

Other Stories


"He left," she'd said in a monotone voice. "He left..."

by cats9723


The Blumaroo That Could
Even the smallest of Blumaroos can become heroes...

by neolover148289


Are You Ready to Adopt? Are you Ready to Abandon?
Are you truly ready to adopt the ill, homeless, sad Neopet? Do you have a good amount of income, plenty of food and drinks, and a warm bed for the Neopet?

by epiercy1996


Stocks: A Board Game, Not a Game of Chance
To do well with stocks, there are three Ps (and one V) you need to follow: pocket money, pricing, patience, and variety.

by mookie99


To the Dogs
Some things aren't so threatening...

by _trigun_fan_


Talk about a fast metabolism.

by krawk1024

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