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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

I am not going to take this lying down. In fact, I could not take this lying down even if I wanted to (which I do not); have you ever seen a Pea Chia trying to lie down?

Celebrate Pet Pages

Something gets lost amid the chaos of keeping you and your pets happy and healthy. That "something" is a component far more essential to your Neopet's life than you would suppose at first, but it always seems to get bumped to the bottom of the to-do list. Yes, that's right, Neopia: I'm talking about the ever-enigmatic world of pet pages...

Islands in the Cup

With the first leg of the Round Robin over, it’s clear that three top contenders of this year’s Altador Cup are the Island teams. Despite their busy Yooyuball schedules all three teams managed to find time for this interview. The teams seem to be in good spirits even though all had suffered losses and made quite a few jokes throughout the interview...

The Altador Cup's Unsung Heroes

There is a lot of information and many rumors flying about. Most of these have to do with the yooyuball players themselves, but what about the unsung heroes of the competition? What about those Neopians we don't know much about, but without whom, this tournament would not be the raging success that we all enjoy? Let's take a closer look...

Other Stories
"Not All Werelupes Are Bad" by anna_invincible
I was in bed. Now, any normal Neopet would be sleeping. But of course, I’m no normal Neopet. I was awake, reading a book I’d tried to read about fifteen times, insisting to myself that...

"Solitary" by cats9723
Somewhere, not in a beautiful, off-track ice cavern, the sun beats down on a red and black striped bandana, and beneath the bandana a Pirate Kougra is gripping the railing of his ship, squeezing until his knuckles are white...

"Safe No Longer" by avibero
Hiya! Mr. Fairweather wasn’t happy, because Werther fell off. Werther wasn’t too happy either. He can’t swim. Cap hauled him back up just before a giant set of teeth snapped where Werther was! Miss Lilian says...

Leave 'Em In The Dust

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The New Prophecy: Part Five
"What about the green eyes, though?" Illusen asked from her frozen spot, still squirming uncomfortably as coldness seeped into her bones...

by vanessa1357924680


Of Quads and Anthros
Code Milk!

by bunni287


Kitty Kat
I grant you the ability to... 'Save Petpets'.

by x__shadow_spirit__x


Normal Never Applies- Blast it all!
This is why you shouldn't give guns to minors and idiots.

by _poundpetsaver_


Open Heart- Epi 2
It's about time you adopted a Neopet!

by maiinoki

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