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||Issue: 243 | 9th day of Relaxing, Y8
|The Path to Freedom: Part Six"I would like to say that with me as ruler
of Neopia, I will make life better!" said Clara at yesterday's speech. She also
promised to get rid of Sloth, Jhudora, Darigan, and all the other evils in Neopia...|
|The Fall of Qasala: Part Six"Vinifae!" Jazan had spotted me, despite my
efforts to stay out of his sight. "What are you doing here? I thought I told
you to stay in the city."|
|The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part FiveIn front of the fire, there sat a dark high-backed chair. Donis slowly
walked towards the chair. When he reached it, the chair swiveled around...|
|Nothing is As it Seems: Part FiveSoon there was a scream that could split stone
and a frantic flapping of wings. The faerie felt a flipper on her arm and the
Tuskaninny shook his head. This time she followed his advice and remained still...|
|Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part FiveShe wouldn't lie to Jeran, she decided. Jeran
was fairly good at spotting lies on his own and if he'd visited Illusen...|
|A Quest Unlike Any Other: Part FourMilk stopped laughing long enough to squirt some
soap suds at the Huggy, which immediately loosened its grip and looked at her
|Shad and Saura: A Week in Bogshot - Part TwoBright green waves rolled
over the surface towards the Zafara, curled around, faded and then started over.
Saura frowned in great surprise. It knows that I'm here!|
|Knights of Altador: the Darkest Faerie's Wrath - Part ThreeI walked down the hallway, enjoying the sun of the late
afternoon. I knew my comfort would only last until our journey had started.
The reflective armor that I wore flashed in the sunlight...|
|Getting Rid of the Grey: Part TwoGoing through the portal was the oddest sensation!
thought Mellie as she tumbled out on to a cloud. As she got up and smoothed
|Dusk in Tyrannia: Part TwoI swallowed nervously; I was going to a strange
classroom in a strange land where I was still struggling to learn the language... |
|Babysitting Blues: Part TwoAndy was pacing the kitchen, always keeping an eye on the now happy Kacheek. She was eating an Iceberg Sundae...|
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You can be stuck on whether or not to you should buy the secret laboratory maps, or just buy the paint brush! So, I wrote an article that explains the pros and the cons of buying either item(s). You should read this before you go out and buy your paint brush or your secret laboratory maps, because this may or may not change your mind...
Mum didn't even look up from the book she was
reading, sprawled on the bed with candy wrappers littered all over the bed.
"More chocolate pretzels." Sana let out a little sigh...
|One Hot Afternoon|
Penny the Acara continued dreamily, staring off
in the distance. "A delicious, creamy, cold as snow ice cream... Double-chocolate,
with plenty of syrup, and I'd just lick it off the spoon as it melts..."
|The Guide to Brilliant Breakfasts!|
The only way to a great start of the day is if you have a brilliant breakfast.
If you can’t decide what to have, read this guide and you will enjoy your mornings