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Lab Ray vs. Paint Brush

So we have the lab ray, and we have the paint brush. Both expensive and useful items, but which one is the one to use?

by _peach_tiger_
Hannah and the Ice Caves for Beginners

If you are new to Hannah and the Ice Caves, are a little confused, or are considering playing the game for the first time, then this guide is most definitely for you!

by mistoffelees_cat
The Argument of a Anti-Sloth

We all know that Dr. Sloth is the unquestionable ruler of the universe and will conquer Neopia sooner or later. So why then are there some who oppose him?

Also by jamesuk2

by azellica

Finding Your Forte

Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account! As the title says, this is for finding your forte on Neopets and exercising it to the extreme.

by spidrgrrl2004
The Truth About Guilds

Now listen carefully, my friend, for what I have to say may save you and your owner from destruction...

by elegon
How Do I Keep My Snow Petpet From Melting?

Are your Snow Petpets constantly melting? Are you just tired of spending Neopoints just for another one? This guide will give you tips on how to keep your Snow Petpets alive and well!

by shell_girl50006
10 Ways to Strain your Brain

For all of you people who love to give your cranium a workout, hold on to your hats for 10 Brain-Straining Neopian Games...

by maryxchoo
The Neopets Team's Evil Little Minions

Whether these little spy-minions were neopets, petpets, evil fuzzles or otherwise, nobody knew... until now.

by magical_anabeil
Sentry of the Haunted Woods - Brain Tree Interview

Brain Tree: YES! COMMENCE THIS INTERVIEW AT ONCE, FOR MY PATIENCE GROWS THIN!

by tonberry206
Deserted Guilds?

Of course, if there aren't any members, nobody will join your conversation on the Message Board and nobody will participate in nice things you set up in your guild...

by doortje325
The Guide to Brilliant Breakfasts!

The only way to a great start of the day is if you have a brilliant breakfast. If you can’t decide what to have, read this guide and you will enjoy your mornings forever more!

by eihpos95
 
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Lab Ray or Paint?



You can be stuck on whether or not to you should buy the secret laboratory maps, or just buy the paint brush! So, I wrote an article that explains the pros and the cons of buying either item(s). You should read this before you go out and buy your paint brush or your secret laboratory maps, because this may or may not change your mind...



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One Hot Afternoon
Penny the Acara continued dreamily, staring off in the distance. "A delicious, creamy, cold as snow ice cream... Double-chocolate, with plenty of syrup, and I'd just lick it off the spoon as it melts..."

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Noname Diaries: Noname's New Home
"Sqwwaaaaaaaaaaa! Sqwaaaaaaaaaaaa!" he said, which meant, "Ooooh... owwwww!"

by trainer_nella

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Five
She wouldn't lie to Jeran, she decided. Jeran was fairly good at spotting lies on his own and if he'd visited Illusen...

by nimras23

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My Vacation: Part One
I'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof, Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!

by jeanaet

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Paint Brush Mayhem
This is just weird...

by pink_kitty16

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Beauty Problems
Sometimes, it's better not to lose yourself in comtemplation.

by legend_of_lamia



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