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||Issue: 243 | 9th day of Relaxing, Y8
|Lab Ray vs. Paint BrushSo we have the lab ray, and we have the paint brush. Both expensive and useful
items, but which one is the one to use?|
|Hannah and the Ice Caves for BeginnersIf you are new to Hannah and the Ice Caves, are a little confused,
or are considering playing the game for the first time, then this guide is most
definitely for you!|
|The Argument of a Anti-SlothWe all know that Dr. Sloth is the unquestionable ruler of the universe and
will conquer Neopia sooner or later. So why then are there some who oppose him?
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|Finding Your ForteWell, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account!
As the title says, this is for finding your forte on Neopets and exercising
it to the extreme.|
|The Truth About GuildsNow listen carefully, my friend, for what I have to say may save you and your owner from destruction...|
|How Do I Keep My Snow Petpet From Melting?Are your Snow Petpets constantly melting? Are you just tired of spending Neopoints
just for another one? This guide will give you tips on how to keep your Snow Petpets
alive and well! |
|10 Ways to Strain your BrainFor all of you people who love to give your cranium
a workout, hold on to your hats for 10 Brain-Straining Neopian Games... |
|The Neopets Team's Evil Little MinionsWhether these little spy-minions
were neopets, petpets, evil fuzzles or otherwise, nobody knew... until now. |
|Sentry of the Haunted Woods - Brain Tree InterviewBrain Tree: YES! COMMENCE THIS INTERVIEW AT ONCE, FOR MY PATIENCE GROWS THIN!|
|Deserted Guilds?Of course, if there aren't any members, nobody will join your conversation
on the Message Board and nobody will participate in nice things you set up in your guild...|
|The Guide to Brilliant Breakfasts!The only way to a great start of the day is if you have a brilliant breakfast.
If you can’t decide what to have, read this guide and you will enjoy your mornings
forever more! |
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