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Lab Ray vs. Paint Brush

So we have the lab ray, and we have the paint brush. Both expensive and useful items, but which one is the one to use?

by _peach_tiger_
Hannah and the Ice Caves for Beginners

If you are new to Hannah and the Ice Caves, are a little confused, or are considering playing the game for the first time, then this guide is most definitely for you!

by mistoffelees_cat
The Argument of a Anti-Sloth

We all know that Dr. Sloth is the unquestionable ruler of the universe and will conquer Neopia sooner or later. So why then are there some who oppose him?

Also by jamesuk2

by azellica

Finding Your Forte

Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account! As the title says, this is for finding your forte on Neopets and exercising it to the extreme.

by spidrgrrl2004
The Truth About Guilds

Now listen carefully, my friend, for what I have to say may save you and your owner from destruction...

by elegon
How Do I Keep My Snow Petpet From Melting?

Are your Snow Petpets constantly melting? Are you just tired of spending Neopoints just for another one? This guide will give you tips on how to keep your Snow Petpets alive and well!

by shell_girl50006
10 Ways to Strain your Brain

For all of you people who love to give your cranium a workout, hold on to your hats for 10 Brain-Straining Neopian Games...

by maryxchoo
The Neopets Team's Evil Little Minions

Whether these little spy-minions were neopets, petpets, evil fuzzles or otherwise, nobody knew... until now.

by magical_anabeil
Sentry of the Haunted Woods - Brain Tree Interview


by tonberry206
Deserted Guilds?

Of course, if there aren't any members, nobody will join your conversation on the Message Board and nobody will participate in nice things you set up in your guild...

by doortje325
The Guide to Brilliant Breakfasts!

The only way to a great start of the day is if you have a brilliant breakfast. If you can’t decide what to have, read this guide and you will enjoy your mornings forever more!

by eihpos95
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Find Your Forte

It's Saturday, and raining outside. Homework finished, you're lounging in your desk chair, staring at your user lookup. Unpainted, non-rare pets, no HTML, barely any secret avatars, and no trophies. "How do I make it better?" you say aloud, not caring if anyone hears you. Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account!

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Mum didn't even look up from the book she was reading, sprawled on the bed with candy wrappers littered all over the bed. "More chocolate pretzels." Sana let out a little sigh...

by lightninglover34


The Apoc and Min Detective Agency
Licorice didn't even have the standard three heads a Bearog was supposed to have. Apoc shuddered. Someone had painted Licorice mutant...

by mystery_island111223


Knights of Altador: the Darkest Faerie's Wrath - Part Three
I walked down the hallway, enjoying the sun of the late afternoon. I knew my comfort would only last until our journey had started. The reflective armor that I wore flashed in the sunlight...

by hob51


Babysitting Blues: Part Two
Andy was pacing the kitchen, always keeping an eye on the now happy Kacheek. She was eating an Iceberg Sundae...

by dragons_rule211


ConFUNded-Mysteries of Neopia
Where's your sense of scientific experimentation?

by vhgvoov


Bad Influences
Would you be willing to complete a Happiness Faerie quest?

Also by syko_skwerl

by kzoolaur

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