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More Like Saffron: Part One

"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"

by rainpaint
My Vacation: Part One

I'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof, Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!

by jeanaet
Behind the Forbidden Door: Part One

A moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So, Flingon," Sloth purred...

by sarahleeadvent
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"Sweet Dreams" by gryphani
Several robots were walking their beats as automatic sentries. Above the Grundo was a smooth sphere of otherworldly gel, giving off a green radioactive luminescence. Her fearful eyes turned back to the figure in front of her. In his hand he held a beaker of a bubbling, putrid-smelling, disgusting green substance with flakes of nauseous yellow drifting in it...

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Skydiving Without a Parachute
"We're going to the Ray, now!" Kayla called into the house...

by mormongirlbyu


The Sleeper's Wave
"The end of the world is coming, is it?" she asked innocently. The Eyrie nodded briskly and grabbed his sign...

by linda_reincarnated


The Truth About Guilds
Now listen carefully, my friend, for what I have to say may save you and your owner from destruction...

by elegon


The Guide to Brilliant Breakfasts!
The only way to a great start of the day is if you have a brilliant breakfast. If you can’t decide what to have, read this guide and you will enjoy your mornings forever more!

by eihpos95


Virtual Chaos
Exotic plants, anyone?

by pashmina100


Kawaii - Cuteness
Celoroin has a new petpet!

by crow213

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