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More Like Saffron: Part One

"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"

by rainpaint
My Vacation: Part One

I'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof, Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!

by jeanaet
Behind the Forbidden Door: Part One

A moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So, Flingon," Sloth purred...

by sarahleeadvent
 
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"Faerie Vs. Electric" by sdcayklsjc
I sighed and walked slower. Why did I have to be the one to try out the Lab Ray? My brother deserved it more. I liked being a yellow Wocky, and I did not want to change! Not even one stat! I have always wanted to be painted faerie, but I would rather be yellow than be zapped by the lab ray. My owner, Tiffany, grew excited as we approached the Secret Lab...




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Noname Diaries: Noname's New Home
"Sqwwaaaaaaaaaaa! Sqwaaaaaaaaaaaa!" he said, which meant, "Ooooh... owwwww!"

by trainer_nella

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So Much For Just Collecting Stamps
 "Thank you, miss. Alright. Only one left to find," he replied with a chuckle, tucking the rainbow coloured shell away deep inside his own shell...

by redcrayon101

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10 Ways to Strain your Brain
For all of you people who love to give your cranium a workout, hold on to your hats for 10 Brain-Straining Neopian Games...

by maryxchoo

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Hannah and the Ice Caves for Beginners
If you are new to Hannah and the Ice Caves, are a little confused, or are considering playing the game for the first time, then this guide is most definitely for you!

by mistoffelees_cat

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Another Comic With A Witty Title
It just looks like JELLY!!!

by anubisgirl_13

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BAMF!
Whoever said fishing was relaxing?

by juusan_ikkiuchi



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