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More Like Saffron: Part One

"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"

by rainpaint
My Vacation: Part One

I'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof, Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!

by jeanaet
Behind the Forbidden Door: Part One

A moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So, Flingon," Sloth purred...

by sarahleeadvent
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"Sweet Dreams" by gryphani
Several robots were walking their beats as automatic sentries. Above the Grundo was a smooth sphere of otherworldly gel, giving off a green radioactive luminescence. Her fearful eyes turned back to the figure in front of her. In his hand he held a beaker of a bubbling, putrid-smelling, disgusting green substance with flakes of nauseous yellow drifting in it...

Other Stories


A Fighting Friend
So this morning we all set out for search of a suitable Petpet. As we live in Maraqua, our first and closest stop was Mystery Island...

by szy7


The Sleeper's Wave
"The end of the world is coming, is it?" she asked innocently. The Eyrie nodded briskly and grabbed his sign...

by linda_reincarnated


How Do I Keep My Snow Petpet From Melting?
Are your Snow Petpets constantly melting? Are you just tired of spending Neopoints just for another one? This guide will give you tips on how to keep your Snow Petpets alive and well!

by shell_girl50006


The Guide to Brilliant Breakfasts!
The only way to a great start of the day is if you have a brilliant breakfast. If you can’t decide what to have, read this guide and you will enjoy your mornings forever more!

by eihpos95


Crazy Coco and the Meepits
Meepit Theory #1

by coconeo333


The Pant Devil's Advocate
Who WOULDN'T want to be on the Neocam??

by gryffinrose

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