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||Issue: 242 | 2nd day of Relaxing, Y8
|Tropical Tragedy: Search for the Jungly Jem - Part Six"Don't say it out loud, you nitwit! The looters
are most likely somewhere near us! If they hear what the answer is, they'll
find it before us. Whisper it into my ear..."|
|The Path to Freedom: Part FiveSampson smiled. "That's great!" he said. "We are about to
leave for Mystery Island. Come on!" |
|The Fall of Qasala: Part Five"I need to find a few thousand soldiers from
somewhere, pets who can wield a blade without cutting themselves. Unfortunately
all my guards are... busy..."|
|The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Four"Come, King Donis! Get off the ground! We haven't
got all day!" She grabbed Donis' paw...|
|Nothing is As it Seems: Part FourAs has been commented on before, Tuskaninnies
have a softer impact than Lennies when crashing into something or landing...|
|Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part FourRicky snorted a laugh and stepped briskly out
onto the cobblestone road. "So where are we going?"|
|A Weak Heart: Part ThreeShe shook her head gently. "A dark faerie's
power is too great. You'd be under her power or disintegrated in less than five
|A Quest Unlike Any Other: Part Three"Say, I've got an idea. Why don't you run down
to get me a scratchcard from the Ice Caves? And try to pick a winning one!"|
|The Forgotten Faerieland: Part Three "I-I'd love it more than anything, but what's
|The Marked Ones: Part TwoAlly lay in bed for hours, pretending to sleep.
She was beginning to doubt her plan, but she was still determined...|
|Knights of Altador: the Darkest Faerie's Wrath - Part Two"I don't think we should be here. Maybe we should
just get back with the tour," Bo said nervously...|
|City Lupe on the Plains: Part Two"I was taken by humans to the Pound when I was
a pup," Nero answered...|
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