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Oh, Joy, I'm Unhappy

The strangest things cause pets to get unhappy: lack of food, for one.

by nut862
The Lutari Debate: Ally or Menace?

Where do these Neopets come from? Why are they limited edition? Are they conspiring to take over Neopia? Questions have been asked, but no answers have been given from our slippery new friends.

by silent_snow
Gnorbu: In The Know!

Did you know that all Gnorbus come from mystical descent? If you walk into any Gnorbu house, they will tell you how their great-great grandfather foresaw the coming of Dr. Sloth...

by terrianneellen
How to Make a Great Guild

In this guide I will show you all of the different kinds of guilds and how to run them. All guilds are great, and there will always be one to your taste!

by neo_princess3552
Wherefore Art Thou Punchbag Sid?

At certain times Sid will replace Bob as an opponent in the Battledome. There could be many reasons for this and here is my attempt to try and suss out why he fights.

by kurls
10 Things: What to Do With a Tooth of Terask

Neoquest II is a click and play game, which can be enjoyed by users of dialup, broadband and cable alike. It involves you controlling several characters...

by alyndasgallery
Sloth's Plan of DOOM!

He's called Frankie?

by rhettdante
Neopets Vegetarianism?!

Neopets vegetarianism. Rather than feeding your pet other pets, some owners have decided to go out of their way and shop at the Health Food store...

by omomake
Popular Pet Frenzy

There are some pets in Neopia that are more popular than others, and this is a known fact! Think about the Neopian Times, for example...

by mygoodguild
Fyora Does the Editorial!

This Week: Faerie Queen Fyora graces us with her presence as a treat for Fyora Day. As we all know, Her Highness is one of the busiest (if not, the busiest) people in Neopia and her agreeing to write an editorial is a very, very big thing, indeed.

by ladyariel32
Could YOU Be a Great Ruler? - Interviewing the Rulers

I decided to interview these great rulers, along with more famous Kings and Queens, to get an idea of what characteristics a person would need to be a good and efficient ruler. After all, everyone has most likely wished to be a King or Queen at least once in their lives.

by shroomsrock101
The Valkenweig File: An Overview of the Yora Dynasty

There have been six queens of the Yora Dynasty prior to Queen Fyora. Each is, in some way, hereditarily linked to our beloved queen.

by really_awesome_d00d
The Many Accomplishments of Fyora

However, more sensible inhabitants of Neopia say that Fyora has earned her way to fame from her hard work and dedication.

by lassie_nikki
 
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Could You Rule?



I decided to interview these great rulers, along with more famous Kings and Queens, to get an idea of what characteristics a person would need to be a good and efficient ruler. After all, everyone has most likely wished to be a King or Queen at least once in their lives. First of all, since I had to do the Faerie Crossword, I went to visit Fyora the Faerie Queen to find out why a good ruler needs...



Other Stories


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The Value of Neopoints
"There is about five hundred thousand neopoints in there that I keep for the Café, but I will give you fifty thousand to go buy a costume," she said...

by dragon_dragonwolf

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Mimi and Me
"Anyway, I'm planning a surprise party for her, and I'm baking the cake this morning. I was hoping to get it done before she woke up..."

by feliscata

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City Lupe on the Plains: Part Two
"I was taken by humans to the Pound when I was a pup," Nero answered...

by kindheartedfairy

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Nothing is As it Seems: Part Four
As has been commented on before, Tuskaninnies have a softer impact than Lennies when crashing into something or landing...

by estantia

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To Be Unnormal Or Not to Be Normal
Ahh, the lab ray. The perfect way to confuse your pets!

by danish_demon

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Disadvantage
It's hard to be...

by tristess



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