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Oh, Joy, I'm Unhappy

The strangest things cause pets to get unhappy: lack of food, for one.

by nut862
The Lutari Debate: Ally or Menace?

Where do these Neopets come from? Why are they limited edition? Are they conspiring to take over Neopia? Questions have been asked, but no answers have been given from our slippery new friends.

by silent_snow
Gnorbu: In The Know!

Did you know that all Gnorbus come from mystical descent? If you walk into any Gnorbu house, they will tell you how their great-great grandfather foresaw the coming of Dr. Sloth...

by terrianneellen
How to Make a Great Guild

In this guide I will show you all of the different kinds of guilds and how to run them. All guilds are great, and there will always be one to your taste!

by neo_princess3552
Wherefore Art Thou Punchbag Sid?

At certain times Sid will replace Bob as an opponent in the Battledome. There could be many reasons for this and here is my attempt to try and suss out why he fights.

by kurls
10 Things: What to Do With a Tooth of Terask

Neoquest II is a click and play game, which can be enjoyed by users of dialup, broadband and cable alike. It involves you controlling several characters...

by alyndasgallery
Sloth's Plan of DOOM!

He's called Frankie?

by rhettdante
Neopets Vegetarianism?!

Neopets vegetarianism. Rather than feeding your pet other pets, some owners have decided to go out of their way and shop at the Health Food store...

by omomake
Popular Pet Frenzy

There are some pets in Neopia that are more popular than others, and this is a known fact! Think about the Neopian Times, for example...

by mygoodguild
Fyora Does the Editorial!

This Week: Faerie Queen Fyora graces us with her presence as a treat for Fyora Day. As we all know, Her Highness is one of the busiest (if not, the busiest) people in Neopia and her agreeing to write an editorial is a very, very big thing, indeed.

by ladyariel32
Could YOU Be a Great Ruler? - Interviewing the Rulers

I decided to interview these great rulers, along with more famous Kings and Queens, to get an idea of what characteristics a person would need to be a good and efficient ruler. After all, everyone has most likely wished to be a King or Queen at least once in their lives.

by shroomsrock101
The Valkenweig File: An Overview of the Yora Dynasty

There have been six queens of the Yora Dynasty prior to Queen Fyora. Each is, in some way, hereditarily linked to our beloved queen.

by really_awesome_d00d
The Many Accomplishments of Fyora

However, more sensible inhabitants of Neopia say that Fyora has earned her way to fame from her hard work and dedication.

by lassie_nikki
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Glorious Fyora!

One of the most well-known celebrities of Neopia is the Faerie Queen herself. Her loved traits include her regal gowns, glowing aura and striking yet gentle personality. It is incredibly obvious that Fyora is the most respected and admired figure living today. It seems far past impossible to find a citizen of Neopia that hasn't heard of Fyora, and much harder to find a Neopian that despises her. Many believe...

Other Stories


The Great Conspiracy
"Vyssa is the problem, that's what! Her great empress-ness is at it again!"

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by precious_katuch14


A Villain Emerges--Or Does It?
"How did you get abandoned anyway? Especially with such a nice fire-painted coat?" questioned Crim.

by green_eyed_duck132


The Marked Ones: Part Two
Ally lay in bed for hours, pretending to sleep. She was beginning to doubt her plan, but she was still determined...

by liannachick


Knights of Altador: the Darkest Faerie's Wrath - Part Two
"I don't think we should be here. Maybe we should just get back with the tour," Bo said nervously...

by hob51


Nancy and Mancy

by xxcoco_powderxx


Only A Name
Beware of song flowers... they are non-refundable.

by sweetcheeks920

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