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||Issue: 242 | 2nd day of Relaxing, Y8
|The Cello With her owner's words still echoing in her mind, the
Xweetok took much pain to make sure she did everything picture-perfectly...|
|The TreasureHe had hiked over countless dunes and had been tricked by countless mirages that
appeared in the sweltering heat of the Lost Desert. Remnok was a nomad...|
|The Great Conspiracy"Vyssa is the
problem, that's what! Her great empress-ness is at it again!"
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|The Invisibility GameWith the dropper clutched between my tense fingers,
I lowered it over the bubbling mixture and prepared myself for the worst. I
had to time it just right...|
|It Pays to Be a PteriKeliza
decided that her first stop would be the Money Tree. She had been here many
times before, but always to try and snatch something before other Neopets did.
She decided that she would donate today...|
|A Villain Emerges--Or Does It?"How did you get abandoned anyway? Especially
with such a nice fire-painted coat?" questioned Crim.|
|Mimi and Me"Anyway, I'm planning a surprise party for her, and I'm baking
the cake this morning. I was hoping to get it done before she woke up..."|
|The Faerie Who Rebelled"Well, I won a Bottled Air Faerie!" Melinda
clapped her hands.|
|The Value of Neopoints"There is about five hundred thousand neopoints
in there that I keep for the Café, but I will give you fifty thousand to go
buy a costume," she said...|
|The Space Faerie's ApprenticeSitting on the cold hard ground was a young faerie. She
wasn't any specific type of faerie either. She was flipping through a book that
described each of the different types of faeries...|
|The Missing CrownFyora was scrambling on her hands and knees obviously looking for
something. If you haven't seen a faerie queen scramble on her hands and knees,
you don't know what you're missing.|
|To Fly With Faerie WingsEven she had to
admit was hard to envision a faerie here, in the mundane buzz of Neopian Central,
but she'd heard stories from people of far-off lands... |
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