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|Shades of Darkness - Shadow is Arising: Part SevenThe assassin crept up the stairs and into a sleeping Pudding's room. He stood over her bed with his dagger raised, prepared to do what he did best...|
|The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Kidnapped Kadoatie: Part SixIn the living room, Tom and the four of us began
to search for the missing Kadoatie. The mystery had been solved-the kidnapper
found, but the Petpet was still undiscovered… and of course, our job wasn't
finished until the Petpet was relocated.|
|The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part SixWell, I wasn't one to keep everyone waiting was
I? No, I wasn't…but I was one to draw out an explanation dramatically,
just to watch the guilty one squirm out of the corner of my eye.|
|The Adventures of Tarin and Zeke: The Dark Book - Part Five"Okay, okay!" said the Krawk. "In that room
down there, see?" he said motioning over his shoulder. "The door's still open.
The book's on the stand! Now let me u-!"|
|Savak: The Search - Part FourSavak sat down next to her, looking out along the jungle. Though he couldn't see the sun, he could tell that night was drawing close.|
|The Great Gelert Hype: Part FourTak was beginning to run out of convincing excuses,
so he immediately pushed his way into the shop-the same shop he had stolen food
from the day before. |
|Battle of Imagination: Part TwoI was robbed this morning. They took everything from me! Even my cookbooks! I can't make any more chicken without them.|
|The Chronicles of Knight: The Knight Within - Part TwoShe was not
meant to be a statue, she told herself over and over. She was to be a knight.|
|Give My Regards to the Ixi of Doom: Part ThreeThe Ixi waddled quickly onto the stage, his cumbersome
costume making walking a difficult and time-consuming activity. |
|The Tale of Tadric's Time: Part Two"But . . . why would they close the gate? I'm a knight!
They should be happy I'm coming to the castle!"|
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