||Issue: 179 | 25th day of Awakening, Y7
|A Rather Unsuccessful Attempt at an April Fool's JokeSomething caught the dark faeries interest as
she was floating by. It was a Chia, carrying a bunch of paper to print. After
a few seconds, Onda realized that it had to be... the Neopian Times!|
|Far-Fetched FriendsMutant Grundo mind control machine? What’s next after deactivating the machine,
we’ll use the now friendly Grundos to destroy Dr. Sloth?|
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|The Case of the Derelict Jelly NeohomeEz racked her brains as she tried to recall
the address her friend had given her. Was it 100234 or 102340 Coconut Road?
She was probably on the wrong side of the neighborhood. But Ionana the Chia
had told her that his home was superbly visible...|
|Grundo's Legend: The Escape To Kreludor"Perfect," whispered Sloth. "Just perfect. We
will transmogrify all of the Grundos into Mutants, and then unleash them on
Neopia. They will take over, and I will rule!"|
|Journal: The Secret Safety Deposit BoxI can never resist a little excitement. So I left my backpack in my chair
and followed Kyle and Nathan to the other side of the room.|
|The Other Side of The StoryI scanned the rows of empty Kadoatie cages, making sure each was perfect for
when the first Kadoaties arrived. |
|Meepit Breakfast Brigade I unlocked the doors and walked back in the door. I realized
I had forgotten and turned to fetch some out of the back room, when I heard
the door open. I swung around and saw no one. I strolled into the lobby when
I tripped. Whatever I tripped on started to squeal shrilly. |
|The Loneliest GrundoEveryone thought Equi was just "a mentally challenged
Grundo" (to quote her most soft-spoken sister EekMeekSeek), but Sakura knew
|The Courage to Save A LifeAs they boarded the basket of the gigantic
balloon, Kacey felt a sting of nervousness about being high above solid ground
in a tiny basket crammed with Neopets and their owners.|
|An Echo on the WindThe specter relaxed his will, sighing.
These people, they were so ignorant... So many had tried to figure him out.
So many had tried and failed. He wondered why he was so intriguing. He was really
just like everyone else...|
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"Meepit Breakfast Brigade" by sonic102009
I unlocked the doors and walked back in the door. I realized I had forgotten and turned to fetch some out of the back room, when I heard the door open...
|Don't Feed Florg (Petpets)|
Ever wanted to complain about the giant mutant Chia named Florg?
I have, obviously…that’s why I made this article! Well, to tell the truth, it’s
not all about Florg the giant mutant Chia, it’s about the game he stars in too;
|Juicy, Sweet and...Yellow!|
When you look at all the fruits around you, you’ll see that the most common
and natural-looking color is none other than…yellow. A yellow fruit looks much
more delicious then a red one even if the yellow one is made of dung!