|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 179 | 25th day of Awakening, Y7
|A Rather Unsuccessful Attempt at an April Fool's JokeSomething caught the dark faeries interest as
she was floating by. It was a Chia, carrying a bunch of paper to print. After
a few seconds, Onda realized that it had to be... the Neopian Times!|
|Far-Fetched FriendsMutant Grundo mind control machine? What’s next after deactivating the machine,
we’ll use the now friendly Grundos to destroy Dr. Sloth?|
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|The Case of the Derelict Jelly NeohomeEz racked her brains as she tried to recall
the address her friend had given her. Was it 100234 or 102340 Coconut Road?
She was probably on the wrong side of the neighborhood. But Ionana the Chia
had told her that his home was superbly visible...|
|Grundo's Legend: The Escape To Kreludor"Perfect," whispered Sloth. "Just perfect. We
will transmogrify all of the Grundos into Mutants, and then unleash them on
Neopia. They will take over, and I will rule!"|
|Journal: The Secret Safety Deposit BoxI can never resist a little excitement. So I left my backpack in my chair
and followed Kyle and Nathan to the other side of the room.|
|The Other Side of The StoryI scanned the rows of empty Kadoatie cages, making sure each was perfect for
when the first Kadoaties arrived. |
|Meepit Breakfast Brigade I unlocked the doors and walked back in the door. I realized
I had forgotten and turned to fetch some out of the back room, when I heard
the door open. I swung around and saw no one. I strolled into the lobby when
I tripped. Whatever I tripped on started to squeal shrilly. |
|The Loneliest GrundoEveryone thought Equi was just "a mentally challenged
Grundo" (to quote her most soft-spoken sister EekMeekSeek), but Sakura knew
|The Courage to Save A LifeAs they boarded the basket of the gigantic
balloon, Kacey felt a sting of nervousness about being high above solid ground
in a tiny basket crammed with Neopets and their owners.|
|An Echo on the WindThe specter relaxed his will, sighing.
These people, they were so ignorant... So many had tried to figure him out.
So many had tried and failed. He wondered why he was so intriguing. He was really
just like everyone else...|
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"The Other Side of The Story" by chocolateisamust
Straightening my button-up, maroon colored shirt, I scanned the rows of empty Kadoatie cages, making sure each was perfect for when the first Kadoaties arrived...
|Guide to Job Snatching|
You can play games or restock, but I find the Faerieland Employment
Agency more fun. Of course, there is a daily limit... and this article is all
about the famous FEA.
|Beauty Contest A-Z|
For such a simple competition it’s amazing how packed the Beauty
Contest is with tricks, strategies, factions and long complicated words.
|Zor: The First Case - Part One|
"I heard no notice, mail, letter, or statement stating that I was allowed to
come back. I know your manipulative games that you play. You always do the right
thing, right? You have never done the right thing..."