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Zor: The First Case - Part One

"I heard no notice, mail, letter, or statement stating that I was allowed to come back. I know your manipulative games that you play. You always do the right thing, right? You have never done the right thing..."

by sirussblack
Shayret's Adventure: A Mystery in Meridell - Part One

He had once been the greatest detective in the world…but lately, business had been slow, and little by little Shayret had fallen out of the spotlight, which is why it was such a surprise to him when he woke up to see a letter from the king!

by rc81590
Hold-up At The Robo-Jello-Snow Convention!: Part One

"Nasty-wasty jello-brains and cog-head won't take me to the convenshun, said I didn't belong!" the little furry troublemaker bawled, casting a sideward mischievous glance at his brother and sister.

by tambourine_chimp
Double Agent: Part One

Sometimes I wish I had a challenge to trick, like Lord Kass, she thought.

by cruzerchic123
 
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Beauty Contest A-Z



For such a simple competition it’s amazing how packed the beauty contest is with tricks, strategies, factions and long complicated words. Here I’ve condensed some of the more confusing ones into a simple A-Z of the Beauty Contest. From definitions to how to make your entry stand out this guide has it all…



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A Rather Unsuccessful Attempt at an April Fool's Joke
Something caught the dark faeries interest as she was floating by. It was a Chia, carrying a bunch of paper to print. After a few seconds, Onda realized that it had to be... the Neopian Times!

by shadowcristal

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Grundo's Legend: The Escape To Kreludor
"Perfect," whispered Sloth. "Just perfect. We will transmogrify all of the Grundos into Mutants, and then unleash them on Neopia. They will take over, and I will rule!"

by mooniebunnypenny

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Run, Glubgar, Run! A Guide to Volcano Run
For some reason, Glubgar the Scorchio keeps getting stuck in a volcano. It’s up to you to guide him to freedom, even though he’ll inevitably meet his doom…Oh, well. At least you’ll get a bundle of Neopoints for your troubles.

by chilling_apparition

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The Grundo Snowthrow Guide
*Sigh* It’s winter again and the Grundos are playing happily in the snow….but wait what’s this? A snowball fight?!

by musicoftheflute

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Neopian Wackiness
Tight Rope Wackiness

Art: stace2000

by cherv1


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The Comic Of D00M
Oh Noooooo!!

by _dratini01_



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