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||Issue: 179 | 25th day of Awakening, Y7
|The Grundo Snowthrow Guide*Sigh* It’s winter again and the Grundos are playing happily
in the snow….but wait what’s this? A snowball fight?! |
|Guide to Job SnatchingYou can play games or restock, but I find the Faerieland Employment
Agency more fun. Of course, there is a daily limit... and this article is all
about the famous FEA.|
|Juicy, Sweet and...Yellow!When you look at all the fruits around you, you’ll see that the most common
and natural-looking color is none other than…yellow. A yellow fruit looks much
more delicious then a red one even if the yellow one is made of dung!|
|Don't Feed Florg (Petpets)Ever wanted to complain about the giant mutant Chia named Florg?
I have, obviously…that’s why I made this article! Well, to tell the truth, it’s
not all about Florg the giant mutant Chia, it’s about the game he stars in too;
“Feed Florg”. |
|Run, Glubgar, Run! A Guide to Volcano RunFor some reason, Glubgar the Scorchio keeps getting stuck in a volcano.
It’s up to you to guide him to freedom, even though he’ll inevitably meet his
doom…Oh, well. At least you’ll get a bundle of Neopoints for your troubles.|
|The New Neopian Order, As Ordained By SlothAs a reporter for the Times, my journalist’s instincts told me I must spread
the news. This was top-notch stuff, fresh from the hands of everyone’s favourite
|The New Plushie TycoonDo you want to be a Plushie Tycoon? To build plushies, ship them, and sell
them? Do you want to enjoy the game for itself, and not just to get the avatar
and the bronze trophy? Then this guide is for you!|
|Employment BitesA marketing world.
A world filled with what normal creatures like to call jobs. And for those weird
people, it’s what they like to call fun. Getting a job out there in Neopia is
a toughie, and can take tons of perseverance, determination, and hard work. |
|An Ode To InstrumentsPlease keep in mind that
this highly important message is not to be taken lightly, as it is one of the
most important issues rising upon Neopia today... saving the music. |
|Beauty Contest A-ZFor such a simple competition it’s amazing how packed the Beauty
Contest is with tricks, strategies, factions and long complicated words. |
|A Neopian Guide to Collecting: No.1 PetpetsCollecting will become a hobby which, perhaps, will take as much of your spare
time as Neopoints. It doesn’t mean you can’t collect items which aren’t extremely
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"The Other Side of The Story" by chocolateisamust
Straightening my button-up, maroon colored shirt, I scanned the rows of empty Kadoatie cages, making sure each was perfect for when the first Kadoaties arrived...
|The Case of the Derelict Jelly Neohome|
Ez racked her brains as she tried to recall
the address her friend had given her. Was it 100234 or 102340 Coconut Road?
She was probably on the wrong side of the neighborhood. But Ionana the Chia
had told her that his home was superbly visible...