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The Grundo Snowthrow Guide

*Sigh* It’s winter again and the Grundos are playing happily in the snow….but wait what’s this? A snowball fight?!

by musicoftheflute
Guide to Job Snatching

You can play games or restock, but I find the Faerieland Employment Agency more fun. Of course, there is a daily limit... and this article is all about the famous FEA.

by fireworks_kitty
Juicy, Sweet and...Yellow!

When you look at all the fruits around you, you’ll see that the most common and natural-looking color is none other than…yellow. A yellow fruit looks much more delicious then a red one even if the yellow one is made of dung!

by shadowninjawarrior
Don't Feed Florg (Petpets)

Ever wanted to complain about the giant mutant Chia named Florg? I have, obviously…that’s why I made this article! Well, to tell the truth, it’s not all about Florg the giant mutant Chia, it’s about the game he stars in too; “Feed Florg”.

by asia_flash_forever
Run, Glubgar, Run! A Guide to Volcano Run

For some reason, Glubgar the Scorchio keeps getting stuck in a volcano. It’s up to you to guide him to freedom, even though he’ll inevitably meet his doom…Oh, well. At least you’ll get a bundle of Neopoints for your troubles.

by chilling_apparition
The New Neopian Order, As Ordained By Sloth

As a reporter for the Times, my journalist’s instincts told me I must spread the news. This was top-notch stuff, fresh from the hands of everyone’s favourite villain.

by _shakky_
The New Plushie Tycoon

Do you want to be a Plushie Tycoon? To build plushies, ship them, and sell them? Do you want to enjoy the game for itself, and not just to get the avatar and the bronze trophy? Then this guide is for you!

by m_evard
Employment Bites

A marketing world. A world filled with what normal creatures like to call jobs. And for those weird people, it’s what they like to call fun. Getting a job out there in Neopia is a toughie, and can take tons of perseverance, determination, and hard work.

by blubblub317
An Ode To Instruments

Please keep in mind that this highly important message is not to be taken lightly, as it is one of the most important issues rising upon Neopia today... saving the music.

by o_apollo_o
Beauty Contest A-Z

For such a simple competition it’s amazing how packed the Beauty Contest is with tricks, strategies, factions and long complicated words.

by blackbutterfky333
A Neopian Guide to Collecting: No.1 Petpets

Collecting will become a hobby which, perhaps, will take as much of your spare time as Neopoints. It doesn’t mean you can’t collect items which aren’t extremely expensive....

by obn0xious
 
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"The Courage to Save A Life" by bladedkittiz
As they boarded the basket of the gigantic balloon, Kacey felt a sting of nervousness about being high above solid ground in a tiny basket crammed with Neopets and their owners...




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Journal: The Secret Safety Deposit Box
I can never resist a little excitement. So I left my backpack in my chair and followed Kyle and Nathan to the other side of the room.

by sarahsuk

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Far-Fetched Friends
Mutant Grundo mind control machine? What’s next after deactivating the machine, we’ll use the now friendly Grundos to destroy Dr. Sloth?

Also by urangelbaby_6003

by poody_bear


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The Adventures of Tarin and Zeke: The Dark Book - Part Five
"Okay, okay!" said the Krawk. "In that room down there, see?" he said motioning over his shoulder. "The door's still open. The book's on the stand! Now let me u-!"

by sapphire123208

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The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part Six
Well, I wasn't one to keep everyone waiting was I? No, I wasn't…but I was one to draw out an explanation dramatically, just to watch the guilty one squirm out of the corner of my eye.

by tambourine_chimp

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For Awful or Worse
I need a haircut!

by yoshiboy2000

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Faeriestones 5
Asilia obviously doesn't like algebra...

by allelementalfaerie11



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