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What NOT to Wear to the Altador Games

P.S. Go Team Maraqua!

by spukl1
A Guide to Snow Roller

Keep in mind that with a little practice and a few tips, you have a decent chance of earning a trophy!

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j

Restaurant Critic, Vol. 1

Everyone wants to become a Restaurant Critic! But very few true food lovers achieve their dream and make a name for themselves while doing what they enjoy most; eating!

by water_park1993
How to Become (Or Avoid Becoming) an Ultra Packrat

There comes a point in every avatar collector’s life that they decide to go through the onerous task of stockpiling items for the Packrat avatar.

by andrewo94
Dung-Give-Up-Hope: Tips for Finding the Dung Faerie

The Dung Faerie is as real as you or me, although extremely difficult to spot. Here I will offer a basic lesson in Dung Faerie hunting, AKA finding and photographing.

by timesamyth
An Interview with the Obsidian Quarry Shoyru

What secrets lie beneath the surface of Neopia, waiting to be unearthed? I decided to track down this mysterious Shoyru to investigate.

by juli_puff
Cinnamon!

Just another plug for "cinnamon hearts" to be created as an item! Thanks for all you do for Neopia!

by doglover3662
Where to Eat Neopia

Restaurants are categorized according to destination and include price points, the most popular entrees, and vegetarian options. Let the eating begin!

by itsmeganduhx
Character Re-Introductions: Chadley

This time I'm interviewing the Zafara with a dreamy smile and former Game Master who hosted this year’s Daily Dare: Chadrick Woolsworth Tuffington IV, better known as just Chadley.

by pikachu315111
The Keeping and Caring of Candy Pets

Whether you own a Candy pet already, or are waiting for your favorite species to receive this new paint job, here are some tips for the proper care of a Candy Neopet.

by scubadove
Tyrannian Dress Up

Tyrannian Victory Day is upon us and it is a wonderful day to celebrate the end of one of the darkest marks in Tyrannia's tumultuous history.

by fippinator
Respecting Tyrannian Culture

Tyrannian Victory Day is just around the corner, which makes it the perfect time to consider how each of us is influenced by the Tyrannian lifestyle.

by modernmotz
Top 10 Omelettes from Tyrannia

Let's talk about omelettes...

by aplacplac
A Trip to Tyrannian Plateau

In honor of the upcoming Tyrannian Victory Day, I decided to venture into the Plateau to experience the culture, the tastes, and the sites of Tyrannia.

by hectic_haley
 
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"Eliv Thade. Wasn't Always a Bad Guy. ...Right?" by almightynyx
"You know, I bet Eliv Thade isn’t even that bad of a guy.” Schyff, a blue Hissi, choked on the ghost pizza slice he was happily eating moments prior, however that may be possible. After a bit of hacking and coughing, he shot a confused look at the red Xweetok. “Yottir, are you crazy? The guy’s gone mad. No Neopet I’ve ever met knows what he was like when he was normal. If he ever was.” Yottir frowned and poked unhappily at his eyeball custard. After a sigh, he mumbled in argument, “But I’m sure he was just an innocent Kacheek before. I mean look how sweet those things are! They wouldn’t hurt a fly. They chase butterflies for crying out loud.” Schyff rolled his eyes. “Well if you’re so sure about that, why don’t you just go and ask him? It’s not like he ever lets his guests leave.” The Hissi began to chuckle at his own joke, but the strange look the Xweetok was giving him nearly made him choke on his own laugh. “Don’t even think abou—“ “You know that’s not a bad idea. Maybe I will!” Yottir jumped up from the table nearly knocking over his custard, catching it just in the nick of time. An eyeball from it, however, rolled out onto the table. He frowned at it in mere disappointment for a moment (for that was always his favourite part) before looking back up to Schyff. “If no one else knows, maybe I could find out. He could just be lonely in there, that’s why he doesn’t let people leave!” “Are you CRAZY? Mom would never allow that! If I were to let you go she’d probably send me to the pound.” At this point Schyff was also getting out of his chair, though not without finishing off his pizza slice. “Well she doesn’t have to know. And you’re not stopping me, I’m going whether you like it or not."




Other Stories


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The Untold Story of Tyrannian Victory Day
May 10th will go down in history as the day Tyrannia emerged victorious from a battle that compromised it as a land entirely.

Also by dissiechrissie

by applebella


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We Are the Waiting
This is a story about growing up and facing the hard decision of moving on in your life.

by lithoxide

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Return to Lynwood: Part Twelve
"Search every corner of these quarters!” Isengrim barked as two of his packmates hacked down the door. “I want Vakhtang found!”

by cosmicfire918

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Haunted Woods Hero: Part Four
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death

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Turdle #2 Is The Winner
Ha!!

by jmo7692

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Pirates Are Picky About Their Footwear
Grarrls are known to be quite fashionable, even as low ranking pirates

by slipperyghost



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