The inside scoop on Jelly W-argh! *choke* Circulation: 194,623,805 Issue: 781 | 12th day of Hunting, Y19
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

Articles


What NOT to Wear to the Altador Games

P.S. Go Team Maraqua!

by spukl1
A Guide to Snow Roller

Keep in mind that with a little practice and a few tips, you have a decent chance of earning a trophy!

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j

Restaurant Critic, Vol. 1

Everyone wants to become a Restaurant Critic! But very few true food lovers achieve their dream and make a name for themselves while doing what they enjoy most; eating!

by water_park1993
How to Become (Or Avoid Becoming) an Ultra Packrat

There comes a point in every avatar collector’s life that they decide to go through the onerous task of stockpiling items for the Packrat avatar.

by andrewo94
Dung-Give-Up-Hope: Tips for Finding the Dung Faerie

The Dung Faerie is as real as you or me, although extremely difficult to spot. Here I will offer a basic lesson in Dung Faerie hunting, AKA finding and photographing.

by timesamyth
An Interview with the Obsidian Quarry Shoyru

What secrets lie beneath the surface of Neopia, waiting to be unearthed? I decided to track down this mysterious Shoyru to investigate.

by juli_puff
Cinnamon!

Just another plug for "cinnamon hearts" to be created as an item! Thanks for all you do for Neopia!

by doglover3662
Where to Eat Neopia

Restaurants are categorized according to destination and include price points, the most popular entrees, and vegetarian options. Let the eating begin!

by itsmeganduhx
Character Re-Introductions: Chadley

This time I'm interviewing the Zafara with a dreamy smile and former Game Master who hosted this year’s Daily Dare: Chadrick Woolsworth Tuffington IV, better known as just Chadley.

by pikachu315111
The Keeping and Caring of Candy Pets

Whether you own a Candy pet already, or are waiting for your favorite species to receive this new paint job, here are some tips for the proper care of a Candy Neopet.

by scubadove
Tyrannian Dress Up

Tyrannian Victory Day is upon us and it is a wonderful day to celebrate the end of one of the darkest marks in Tyrannia's tumultuous history.

by fippinator
Respecting Tyrannian Culture

Tyrannian Victory Day is just around the corner, which makes it the perfect time to consider how each of us is influenced by the Tyrannian lifestyle.

by modernmotz
Top 10 Omelettes from Tyrannia

Let's talk about omelettes...

by aplacplac
A Trip to Tyrannian Plateau

In honor of the upcoming Tyrannian Victory Day, I decided to venture into the Plateau to experience the culture, the tastes, and the sites of Tyrannia.

by hectic_haley
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


"We Are the Waiting" by lithoxide
The dirt crunched under his feet with every step he took as he sauntered down the deserted boulevard. He was the only soul in existence, as far as he could tell, as it seemed as if the entire city around him became vacant in an instant. No matter where Aesunil looked, every building was emptied and every street corner was abandoned. Every place where another Neopet could be was void of any signs of life. He was the last one remaining in this town, a town that seemed lackluster compared to its former glory. And how he wished that it could just disappear from before his very eyes. Aesunil gazed up at the moon, bright and stark against the midnight sky, as a chill wind picked up, sending a shiver down his spine. He drew his coat tighter around his body. Although he was a Zafara, his bright blue fur was not enough to keep his body warm during the freezing night. Steadily, despite shivering slightly, he continued marching on, examining his environment to see what had become of his city.What had happened here, he wondered, as he gazed upon the remnants of a once bustling town. The shops that displayed various goods in their windows now lay ruined, the glass shattered and the wares absent. He paused in front of the bakery, a shop once stuffed with cake, pies, and other baked confections. Now, it was shattered, defeated. The windows were busted in, the displays were destroyed, the floors were scratched, and the cash register was empty and tossed onto its side. Aesunil remembered a different day, when the bakery line would stretch around the block. It was quite popular, as he recalled, and various Neopets queued for a cookie or a piece of cake.




Other Stories


---------

The Untold Story of Tyrannian Victory Day
May 10th will go down in history as the day Tyrannia emerged victorious from a battle that compromised it as a land entirely.

Also by dissiechrissie

by applebella


---------

A Day at the Trading Post
On any given day there are thousands of Neopets and There owners searching for that one perfect item at the trading post. What do your Neopets do after they wander off to explore on their own. Do they browse looking at every glorious object; Weighing every glorious purchase.

by spooky_pie

---------

Return to Lynwood: Part Twelve
"Search every corner of these quarters!” Isengrim barked as two of his packmates hacked down the door. “I want Vakhtang found!”

by cosmicfire918

---------

Haunted Woods Hero: Part Four
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death

---------

The Search for Faye Pt. 4
Faye's sister, Tilly, has been given the insurmountable task of uncovering the mystery of Faye's disappearance. Part 4/7

by icysnowe

---------

Royal Pain
Roriem has no class.

by winner19955



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.