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What am I? #5

Can you guess the species and color of this neopet using only a short riddle and a few pictures?

by pets_rock_8
The Gender Zap

Just like that!

by butterflybandage
The Search for Faye Pt. 4

Faye's sister, Tilly, has been given the insurmountable task of uncovering the mystery of Faye's disappearance. Part 4/7

by icysnowe
The Snowager is Asleep!

Well, what did you expect?

Also by paraxeno_daimonio

by ohsilly

NeoPaper: BC Entry Page

Completely accurate representations of our BC contestants!

by mbredboy31
Faerie Cloud Racers Grey Day Edition

I'm too sad for this...

Also by squishable

by theyellowrose

Shadow of Evil p2

A chance to prove himself.

Also by mucka33

by krabbox

I Never Liked Her Soup Anyway

UGH!

Also by Wowlame

by robotbo23

Turdle #2 Is The Winner

Ha!!

by jmo7692
Royal Pain

Roriem has no class.

by winner19955
The Snowager

Someone tell him to watch who he bad-mouths before it's too late.

by faeriegirl2000
The new color is delicious - Part 1

I heard that Kougras can be Candy now...

by arijuka
Negg Hunting

Watch out!

by zusania
The Postal Weewoo

All in the delivery!

by evelynlupin
Spot the Difference!

Can your eyes spy the 10 differences in this new eyeball busting series?

by snwarren
Pirates Are Picky About Their Footwear

Grarrls are known to be quite fashionable, even as low ranking pirates

by slipperyghost
Moody King Skarl

King Skarl's mood can change in a matter of seconds!

by louise_the_zero
Topsi!!

Not again!!

by cutiepie4707
Happy Hissi Day

How do you measure a Hissi?

by neptunely
Battleground Of The Obelisk

Two giants face off for the obelisk skirmish...

by _lozza
 
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"The Untold Story of Tyrannian Victory Day" by applebella
May 10th will go down in history as the day Tyrannia emerged victorious from a battle that compromised it as a land entirely. The story goes that a courageous Lupe is responsible for the defeat of the evil Monoceraptor and subsequent security and victory of our land. That’s great and all, but I’ll let you in on a little secret - he’s not the only one who was there. I can’t say I blame the historian; everyone loves a good battle story with the main character exerting incredible bravery and fortitude. I kept my story inside for a long time - coming up on sixteen years on Wednesday (the anniversary of this holiday), but I am happy to say that my story will no longer be a secret. My name is Ug-Ha-Ag-Un but my friends call me Kate. I grew up on the plateau with my parents and three big brothers, selling handmade weapons in my dad’s shop. Coming from this type of family, I learned to use these weapons at a young age - my brothers used to ambush me at school to teach me to “always be prepared”, for example. Although it was expected that I was to grow up to be a lady, learning to cook traditional Tyrannian food and raise a beautiful family, I constantly looked up to my brothers and father, seeing what amazing tools they made and how agile they were in wielding them. My brother even won the national tournament in the Ugga Dome three years in a row! In my spare time, between sewing and cooking classes and learning to read, I would sneak down to the weaponry shop and practice my skills, hoping to one day be as ferocious as my brothers. I bet you know where I’m going with this, but let me just say it all paid off.




Other Stories


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A Day at the Trading Post
On any given day there are thousands of Neopets and There owners searching for that one perfect item at the trading post. What do your Neopets do after they wander off to explore on their own. Do they browse looking at every glorious object; Weighing every glorious purchase.

by spooky_pie

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Gregory goes fishing
Gregory the Gelert loves nothing more than preparing a delicious picnic, which is of course filled with his favorite treats.

by _interrupted_

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Tyrannian Dress Up
Tyrannian Victory Day is upon us and it is a wonderful day to celebrate the end of one of the darkest marks in Tyrannia's tumultuous history.

by fippinator

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What NOT to Wear to the Altador Games
P.S. Go Team Maraqua!

by spukl1

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Return to Lynwood: Part Twelve
"Search every corner of these quarters!” Isengrim barked as two of his packmates hacked down the door. “I want Vakhtang found!”

by cosmicfire918

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Haunted Woods Hero: Part Four
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death



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