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How to Not Get the Dice-a-Roo Avatar

Spoiler: the title is a lie.

by puufuu
Battledome Clueless? – An Interview With an Expert

If you're planning to train your pet, it's best to keep your STR and DEF even and to not let you HP get to double your STR/DEF. This will be the most economic way to build your pet.

Also by cashe322

by mercy_angel

Demystifying the Food Club

These pirates are pretty ostentatious (seriously, every day a race to eat a 10 course meal at 2:15pm at a restaurant? Who wouldn't notice?).

by lil_princess_of_evil
Extreme Herder Guide – Chasing Around the Paddock!

What do you get when you put a Kacheek, a Lupe, a couple of petpets and a paddock together? That is right, Extreme Herder, the game!

Also written by wesolini

by dawwetje

Birthday Celebrations!

What about your neopets? They have birthdays too and it is important to treat them.

by pink_rabbit123
Conquering Carnival Games

The aim of this game is to take out as many Chia clown foes as you can, who of course end up throwing pies at you in retaliation.

by flotsam_freako_8254
Life as a JubJub - Health

Generally, JubJubs are a pretty healthy species.

by loba_negra
The Smugglers Cove

How the Cove works, what has occurred at the Cove in the past, and just some fun information about the Cove!

by stampd
The Top 10 Most Expensive Cures

The most costly cures, their cheaper alternatives, what they cure...

by mondaybear21
Three Card Games You Didn't Even Know You Wanted To Play

Perhaps you, like many other Neopians, don't know about the many other cards games designed to help you pass the time. If that is you, I suggest you read on!

by rs_rbn
Cancelled Due to Lack of Interest

As you might wander around Neopia on a fine day such as the 3rd of March, watching the Beekadoodles fly about in the skies or having a giggle with the little Neopets playing games in the field, you might come across the thought "What special day does the Neopian calendar hold for me today?"

Also written by mikh26

by skyerandom301

A Look Back On Neopia's Most Famous Unis

Uni Day is upon us once again, Neopia! Your Uni has probably been reminding you since January 1st, because we all know that Unis love the attention and gifts showered upon them on their special day.

by sychologist
 
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The Dice-a-Roo Avatar



In any case, Dice-a-Roo hates me and I hate how it won't keep giving me things forever and ever. But I do like avatars or rather, I like how getting new avatars makes my count go up. For some reason, I keep thinking that having that number become one higher than it was before is reason enough for enduring the crushing disappointment of not getting the silver dice. But I still try. Again and again. Here is how I yet again stunningly failed to get the avatar...



Other Stories


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Plain Kate
She had already decided she didn't like it in this house and that she was going to leave, whatever it took.

by supergirl1057

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Trapped
No problem, you're going to get saved, right? ...Right?!

by hellehond

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Jhudora's Revenge: Part Four
In a voice full of steely resolution, she continued, "No matter, I will continue to hunt those foul beasts and atone for the mistakes that our kind has made."

by carrot_cake116

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Possessed: Part Eight
Rubia sank her fangs into its other side. 

And then it got angry.

by ellbot1998


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Scary Soup
Sometimes food needs a warning label.

by raykitty

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Owner Optional #2: Tonu Day
In a large family, not everyone has something in common.

by shusu_chan



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