|Battle Quills... ready!
||Issue: 534 | 24th day of Awakening, Y14
|How to Not Get the Dice-a-Roo AvatarSpoiler: the title is a lie.|
|Battledome Clueless? – An Interview With an ExpertIf you're planning to train your pet, it's best to keep your STR and DEF even and to not let you HP get to double your STR/DEF. This will be the most economic way to build your pet.
Also by cashe322
|Demystifying the Food ClubThese pirates are pretty ostentatious (seriously, every day a race to eat a 10 course meal at 2:15pm at a restaurant? Who wouldn't notice?).|
|Extreme Herder Guide – Chasing Around the Paddock!What do you get when you put a Kacheek, a Lupe, a couple of petpets and a paddock together? That is right, Extreme Herder, the game!
Also written by wesolini
|Birthday Celebrations!What about your neopets? They have birthdays too and it is important to treat them.|
|Conquering Carnival GamesThe aim of this game is to take out as many Chia clown foes as you can, who of course end up throwing pies at you in retaliation.|
|Life as a JubJub - HealthGenerally, JubJubs are a pretty healthy species. |
|The Smugglers CoveHow the Cove works, what has occurred at the Cove in the past, and just some fun information about the Cove!|
|The Top 10 Most Expensive CuresThe most costly cures, their cheaper alternatives, what they cure...|
|Three Card Games You Didn't Even Know You Wanted To PlayPerhaps you, like many other Neopians, don't know about the many other cards games designed to help you pass the time. If that is you, I suggest you read on!|
|Cancelled Due to Lack of InterestAs you might wander around Neopia on a fine day such as the 3rd of March, watching the Beekadoodles fly about in the skies or having a giggle with the little Neopets playing games in the field, you might come across the thought "What special day does the Neopian calendar hold for me today?"
Also written by mikh26
|A Look Back On Neopia's Most Famous UnisUni Day is upon us once again, Neopia! Your Uni has probably been reminding you since January 1st, because we all know that Unis love the attention and gifts showered upon them on their special day.|
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The Dice-a-Roo Avatar
In any case, Dice-a-Roo hates me and I hate how it won't keep giving me things forever and ever. But I do like avatars or rather, I like how getting new avatars makes my count go up. For some reason, I keep thinking that having that number become one higher than it was before is reason enough for enduring the crushing disappointment of not getting the silver dice. But I still try. Again and again. Here is how I yet again stunningly failed to get the avatar...
It was hard for me to believe that I was going to leave Terror Mountain forever. I had to strengthen my resolve, again. There was a reason why I was leaving Terror Mountain....
She had already decided she didn't like it in this house and that she was going to leave, whatever it took.
|The Fate of Dust and Fire: Part Two|
The guards on the walls of the city saw it first; a great mass of desert sand swirling in the sky and blocking out the bright white sun. It moved towards Qasala with the speed and rage of a waterfall, driven by the relentless burning wind.