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Dice-A-Roo # 6 - Honest Mistake

King Roo has to deal with this once in a while.

by toffeedatepudding
Recipe for Disaster 26

How Nataliana ALWAYS keeps her cool.

by prismfire
Lucky Eights

Well, that was unexpected!

by olivebird
Techopalooza: Efficiency

Missed a spot.

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Sassi Comics: Hired?

Part 1/2

by seiya_from_ashes
Melange

Things you should know about Usuls.

by fressed
Blumaroo Steak?

That's just not right...

by nicole1251
Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P!

Wait, that's not-

by shamaela
Muckla and the 8-bit Power-up Potion

Power up or power down?

by lovisa966
The Mummy

Don't you say anything else?!

by xxautumnxx
Be Careful What You Wish For

What is this doing in the desert?!

by _miisamaisa_
Bloom: Coloring Pages

Bloume takes her artwork pretty seriously.

by floret
Weather Forecast

Yum! It's raining chilli!

by hawkpaw098
The Goofers

It's a lie, but everybody will be so much happier...

by lintsuf
Something Has Happened!

People really shouldn't litter like that.

by dusty
Intro: Nigel's Arrival - Part Two

Well, I guess we have no choice...

by celtic_fiddler
Neopian Greetings 101

Those might still count as waves from the Scorchio.

by thegreenspark
Rye So Intense?

She kneads to calm down.

by leetmango
The Cybunny Intelligence

Yoink!

by soderham
Onigiri

Please don't eat me!

by minerva198
The Youngest #8

I said after dinner!

by fariy287
Scary Soup

Sometimes food needs a warning label.

by raykitty
Maybe Boochi Isn't So Bad!

*STOMP STOMP*

by flowersprincess
Owner Optional #2: Tonu Day

In a large family, not everyone has something in common.

by shusu_chan
Just Cake #12

Let's not be picky, shall we?

by flameshard
 
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The Dice-a-Roo Avatar



In any case, Dice-a-Roo hates me and I hate how it won't keep giving me things forever and ever. But I do like avatars or rather, I like how getting new avatars makes my count go up. For some reason, I keep thinking that having that number become one higher than it was before is reason enough for enduring the crushing disappointment of not getting the silver dice. But I still try. Again and again. Here is how I yet again stunningly failed to get the avatar...



Other Stories


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The Coffee Wars
The Coffee Cave: Popular hangout of the more intellectual and artistic Neopians.

by smokingurl05

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Trapped
No problem, you're going to get saved, right? ...Right?!

by hellehond

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A Look Back On Neopia's Most Famous Unis
Uni Day is upon us once again, Neopia! Your Uni has probably been reminding you since January 1st, because we all know that Unis love the attention and gifts showered upon them on their special day.

by sychologist

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Cancelled Due to Lack of Interest
As you might wander around Neopia on a fine day such as the 3rd of March, watching the Beekadoodles fly about in the skies or having a giggle with the little Neopets playing games in the field, you might come across the thought "What special day does the Neopian calendar hold for me today?"

Also written by mikh26

by skyerandom301


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The Fate of Dust and Fire: Part Two
The guards on the walls of the city saw it first; a great mass of desert sand swirling in the sky and blocking out the bright white sun. It moved towards Qasala with the speed and rage of a waterfall, driven by the relentless burning wind.

by macana

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Petpet Adventures: Let It Snow - Part Five
"Not quiet enough, obviously," Askar said, then froze as the Bori sentry looked up, eyes searching the ice in their direction.

by rachelindea



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