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Dice-A-Roo # 6 - Honest Mistake

King Roo has to deal with this once in a while.

by toffeedatepudding
Recipe for Disaster 26

How Nataliana ALWAYS keeps her cool.

by prismfire
Lucky Eights

Well, that was unexpected!

by olivebird
Techopalooza: Efficiency

Missed a spot.

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Sassi Comics: Hired?

Part 1/2

by seiya_from_ashes

Things you should know about Usuls.

by fressed
Blumaroo Steak?

That's just not right...

by nicole1251
Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P!

Wait, that's not-

by shamaela
Muckla and the 8-bit Power-up Potion

Power up or power down?

by lovisa966
The Mummy

Don't you say anything else?!

by xxautumnxx
Be Careful What You Wish For

What is this doing in the desert?!

by _miisamaisa_
Bloom: Coloring Pages

Bloume takes her artwork pretty seriously.

by floret
Weather Forecast

Yum! It's raining chilli!

by hawkpaw098
The Goofers

It's a lie, but everybody will be so much happier...

by lintsuf
Something Has Happened!

People really shouldn't litter like that.

by dusty
Intro: Nigel's Arrival - Part Two

Well, I guess we have no choice...

by celtic_fiddler
Neopian Greetings 101

Those might still count as waves from the Scorchio.

by thegreenspark
Rye So Intense?

She kneads to calm down.

by leetmango
The Cybunny Intelligence


by soderham

Please don't eat me!

by minerva198
The Youngest #8

I said after dinner!

by fariy287
Scary Soup

Sometimes food needs a warning label.

by raykitty
Maybe Boochi Isn't So Bad!


by flowersprincess
Owner Optional #2: Tonu Day

In a large family, not everyone has something in common.

by shusu_chan
Just Cake #12

Let's not be picky, shall we?

by flameshard
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The Dice-a-Roo Avatar

In any case, Dice-a-Roo hates me and I hate how it won't keep giving me things forever and ever. But I do like avatars or rather, I like how getting new avatars makes my count go up. For some reason, I keep thinking that having that number become one higher than it was before is reason enough for enduring the crushing disappointment of not getting the silver dice. But I still try. Again and again. Here is how I yet again stunningly failed to get the avatar...

Other Stories


Taelia's Vacation
It was hard for me to believe that I was going to leave Terror Mountain forever. I had to strengthen my resolve, again. There was a reason why I was leaving Terror Mountain....

by funtime16543


No problem, you're going to get saved, right? ...Right?!

by hellehond


Battledome Clueless? – An Interview With an Expert
If you're planning to train your pet, it's best to keep your STR and DEF even and to not let you HP get to double your STR/DEF. This will be the most economic way to build your pet.

Also by cashe322

by mercy_angel


Cancelled Due to Lack of Interest
As you might wander around Neopia on a fine day such as the 3rd of March, watching the Beekadoodles fly about in the skies or having a giggle with the little Neopets playing games in the field, you might come across the thought "What special day does the Neopian calendar hold for me today?"

Also written by mikh26

by skyerandom301


Jhudora's Revenge: Part Four
In a voice full of steely resolution, she continued, "No matter, I will continue to hunt those foul beasts and atone for the mistakes that our kind has made."

by carrot_cake116


Order of Four: Part Six
But I soon came to realize that there was somebody else on the streets, and that that somebody seemed to be watching me.

by jokerhahaazzz

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