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Dice-A-Roo # 6 - Honest Mistake

King Roo has to deal with this once in a while.

by toffeedatepudding
Recipe for Disaster 26

How Nataliana ALWAYS keeps her cool.

by prismfire
Lucky Eights

Well, that was unexpected!

by olivebird
Techopalooza: Efficiency

Missed a spot.

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Sassi Comics: Hired?

Part 1/2

by seiya_from_ashes
Melange

Things you should know about Usuls.

by fressed
Blumaroo Steak?

That's just not right...

by nicole1251
Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P!

Wait, that's not-

by shamaela
Muckla and the 8-bit Power-up Potion

Power up or power down?

by lovisa966
The Mummy

Don't you say anything else?!

by xxautumnxx
Be Careful What You Wish For

What is this doing in the desert?!

by _miisamaisa_
Bloom: Coloring Pages

Bloume takes her artwork pretty seriously.

by floret
Weather Forecast

Yum! It's raining chilli!

by hawkpaw098
The Goofers

It's a lie, but everybody will be so much happier...

by lintsuf
Something Has Happened!

People really shouldn't litter like that.

by dusty
Intro: Nigel's Arrival - Part Two

Well, I guess we have no choice...

by celtic_fiddler
Neopian Greetings 101

Those might still count as waves from the Scorchio.

by thegreenspark
Rye So Intense?

She kneads to calm down.

by leetmango
The Cybunny Intelligence

Yoink!

by soderham
Onigiri

Please don't eat me!

by minerva198
The Youngest #8

I said after dinner!

by fariy287
Scary Soup

Sometimes food needs a warning label.

by raykitty
Maybe Boochi Isn't So Bad!

*STOMP STOMP*

by flowersprincess
Owner Optional #2: Tonu Day

In a large family, not everyone has something in common.

by shusu_chan
Just Cake #12

Let's not be picky, shall we?

by flameshard
 
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"Agree to Disagree" by cactusthorn2151
The building sat dark and empty. I approached the Kyrii, a question written on my face. He simply gestured with his eyes to a slightly crooked sign hanging from the window. "OUT OF BUSINESS," it read. Below it, in cheap pen ink, was scribbled, "Next time, try getting your meals from a ruthless corporation," almost sarcastically. I suddenly thought of my small business, to which I was headed right now. What would happen if a ruthless corporation descended upon it?




Other Stories


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Trapped
No problem, you're going to get saved, right? ...Right?!

by hellehond

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Taelia's Vacation
It was hard for me to believe that I was going to leave Terror Mountain forever. I had to strengthen my resolve, again. There was a reason why I was leaving Terror Mountain....

by funtime16543

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Battledome Clueless? – An Interview With an Expert
If you're planning to train your pet, it's best to keep your STR and DEF even and to not let you HP get to double your STR/DEF. This will be the most economic way to build your pet.

Also by cashe322

by mercy_angel


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How to Not Get the Dice-a-Roo Avatar
Spoiler: the title is a lie.

by puufuu

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Petpet Adventures: Let It Snow - Part Five
"Not quiet enough, obviously," Askar said, then froze as the Bori sentry looked up, eyes searching the ice in their direction.

by rachelindea

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Order of Four: Part Six
But I soon came to realize that there was somebody else on the streets, and that that somebody seemed to be watching me.

by jokerhahaazzz



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