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Customisation: A Look Into the Best and the Worst

Since the introduction of customisation four years ago, wearables have become an ever-growing and extravagant part of the life of Neopians.

Also by xbebedawlx

by retrean

More Backgrounds on a Budget

My job isn't done; there are many more alternative background options I can explore for those who don't want to spend a fortune to make their pet look beautiful.

by lutari_lover_555
Countdown of the 10 Cutest Faerie Petpets

A list of the ten cutest faerie petpets that reside in the lands of Neopia...

by simplysochic
WingWatcher: What Every Weewoo Lover Should Know

"Today we'll be interviewing Chi Speckles, a Pteri like me, about the proper way to care for Weewoos."

by movie138music
Neopian Battlefield Legends - Getting 125,266 points

The 100% foolproof strategy guide to getting the max score on Neopian Battlefield Legends.

by miniman366
Cheering Up Your Grey Friend!

What can be better than throwing a surprise party for them?

by dreamgurl_36
A Thorn Amongst Roses

"Twisted Roses" is comprised of lead vocalist Sho, keyboardist Z-Far, and guitarist and occasional backup vocalist Ix.

by thorndove
Mutant Reviews by an older fan

Some of my favorite and least favorite representatives of this often unappreciated color, rating each on a scale of one to ten.

by scythemantis
5 "Grey-t" Reasons to Own a Grey Neopet

I aim to convince you to get a Grey Neopet of your own!

by gloomyparadise
Neopian Trend Watch: Grey Day

Today on Neopian Trend Watch, we're going to check out the latest and greatest fashions. In honor of Grey Day, most of them are grey. And depressing.

by laurapet131
10 Ways To Cheer Up A Grey Pet

How to turn your Grey pet's frown upside down.

by zervetex
Cheerful Items for Grey Day

When presented with these symbols of joy and cheer, it is impossible for even the greyest of souls to prevent a grin from appearing on their face!

by fancifully
Dress to Depress

Some especially depressing wearables to get you started on your miserable outfit.

by neom_777
Magical Healing Slorgs

It was an epidemic. Within hours thousands and thousands of Neopets had come down with a mysterious disease.

by alien_1155
 
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"Confessions Of A Musically Inclined Hissi" by pandora
I remember the day with perfect clarity. I was in my later years of Neoschool, a slimy slip of a Hissi with starry, shimmering scales and bright, golden eyes. I was new to the school in Neopia Central, but I was a brave, spiny thing who slithered onto the stage with startling confidence, my head held up high. "My name is Melody," I hummed. "And I will be singing Dream by Ursa and the Usukis." It all went downhill from there...




Other Stories


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Breeze of Life and Silver Lining
Have a happy- er, sad- um, well, just have a Grey Day!

by misshoginpitt

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Madison Jones and the case of the Brightvale Library
You've never heard of Madison Jones, private eye? I've solved loads of cases in Neopia Central.

by wildtail_4998

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The Squire and the Scholar: Part One
Lisha tried to suppress a snort. "It'd be nicer if your example was realistic, sir. Jeran won't let me any closer to a battle than he can help."

by saphira_27

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The Prophecy Faeries 3: Linisa's Return - Part Five
"I don't know who this faerie is," Clarisse muttered, "but she can cast one strong spell."

by alex313

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Mutual Understanding
It's like they want to know more about each other.

Idea by sfacvr

by repulsives


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More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 12
Being dragged around isn't much fun for a P3, really.

by alagfalaswen



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