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Unsung No More. Neopian Heroes Revealed!

After all, without them, where would we be today?

by jayo289
In Other News: News on Paper

I present to you the latest installment of In Other News, where fictional events are pretty much real.

by yippo_yippee
Solving Wheeler's Wild Ride

This is a guide to solving all nine levels of Wheeler's Wild Ride.

by fyora123123
Competing With Edna

So, you want to be a witch, eh? You wouldn't mind donning that pointy hat and tossing around a few magical words to turn Neopians into Mortogs?

by giggilogalmewmew
Top Ten Usukis In Neopia

Some are on this list because they're cheap, some because they're rare, and some because they just look cool.

by respect19
Applesick

Kyrii in particular have a profound weakness for apples.

by black_sunset01
Beyond the Brass

How about you set your little musician up with an instrument that's cooler than usual? Here are a few ideas to get you started.

by mheetu
How Much Should Skeiths Eat? - A Warning of Appetite

Neopian statutes are silent on the subject, and any courts there might be, with negligence typical of such bureaucratic office, have never judicially decided in any way, shape, or form, the amount of food necessary for the rampaging hunger of a Skeith.

by rubicanteoffire
What's Sought, What's Not!

An NC Mall Guide for today's popular items and yesterday's has-beens.

by destinationxunknown
How to Dance Like Rosie, And Other Important Things

Step 3: dislocate kneecaps.

by larkspurlane
 
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"Devotion" by punctuation_ninja
Lisa jutted her lip out in a fierce glare. She had a bigger temper than I did, and bullies rarely fazed her. "Well, that's just tough luck then, ain't it?" she said. Bruiser's face flattened into a snarl and he shoved Lisa backwards. She fell to the ground, and started to cry. I tried to jump at Bruiser to claw him. I must have looked ridiculous, a pint-sized brown Kougra fighting a Moehog eight times my size...




Other Stories


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Mirror, Mirror
Everyone, no matter what, has self-worth. And if you don't believe me - just look into a magic mirror!

Also by grapesourhorse

by chirigami


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Trading For Fun and Profit
I set up a sign:

Owner UFT!

Then I sat down and waited.

by cookybananas324


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The School Witch: Part One
June wasn't like the rest of us.

by unosilvah

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A Trip to Remember: Part One
"Let's at least go find our hotel and thaw out. We're here for another whole day, remember?"

by majikel

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Anger Management
Erm...

Story by pafc_will

by 0rbiit


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This & That
Hey! What happened to all my neopoints?!

by niquacoolk



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