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Unsung No More. Neopian Heroes Revealed!

After all, without them, where would we be today?

by jayo289
In Other News: News on Paper

I present to you the latest installment of In Other News, where fictional events are pretty much real.

by yippo_yippee
Solving Wheeler's Wild Ride

This is a guide to solving all nine levels of Wheeler's Wild Ride.

by fyora123123
Competing With Edna

So, you want to be a witch, eh? You wouldn't mind donning that pointy hat and tossing around a few magical words to turn Neopians into Mortogs?

by giggilogalmewmew
Top Ten Usukis In Neopia

Some are on this list because they're cheap, some because they're rare, and some because they just look cool.

by respect19
Applesick

Kyrii in particular have a profound weakness for apples.

by black_sunset01
Beyond the Brass

How about you set your little musician up with an instrument that's cooler than usual? Here are a few ideas to get you started.

by mheetu
How Much Should Skeiths Eat? - A Warning of Appetite

Neopian statutes are silent on the subject, and any courts there might be, with negligence typical of such bureaucratic office, have never judicially decided in any way, shape, or form, the amount of food necessary for the rampaging hunger of a Skeith.

by rubicanteoffire
What's Sought, What's Not!

An NC Mall Guide for today's popular items and yesterday's has-beens.

by destinationxunknown
How to Dance Like Rosie, And Other Important Things

Step 3: dislocate kneecaps.

by larkspurlane
 
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"Devotion" by punctuation_ninja
Lisa jutted her lip out in a fierce glare. She had a bigger temper than I did, and bullies rarely fazed her. "Well, that's just tough luck then, ain't it?" she said. Bruiser's face flattened into a snarl and he shoved Lisa backwards. She fell to the ground, and started to cry. I tried to jump at Bruiser to claw him. I must have looked ridiculous, a pint-sized brown Kougra fighting a Moehog eight times my size...




Other Stories


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Mirror, Mirror
Everyone, no matter what, has self-worth. And if you don't believe me - just look into a magic mirror!

Also by grapesourhorse

by chirigami


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Devotion
"Heh, kids," he said, and I turned around. "Cute. Hand over your money."

by punctuation_ninja

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Ten
I hated feeling this way. I wanted the big lead to fall into my lap so we could get this thing solved.

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Millions: Part Two
Pan was in the next room, looking at the prescription. She was thinking of what the doctor had said – 'almost incurable'.

by _vinegirl_

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Just Another Normal Day
I thought I told you to go before we got here...

by catcloud9

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Simple Demands: A Hairless Situation
Not bald; Just thin hair!

by warriorsluverdbook



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