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Unsung No More. Neopian Heroes Revealed!

After all, without them, where would we be today?

by jayo289
In Other News: News on Paper

I present to you the latest installment of In Other News, where fictional events are pretty much real.

by yippo_yippee
Solving Wheeler's Wild Ride

This is a guide to solving all nine levels of Wheeler's Wild Ride.

by fyora123123
Competing With Edna

So, you want to be a witch, eh? You wouldn't mind donning that pointy hat and tossing around a few magical words to turn Neopians into Mortogs?

by giggilogalmewmew
Top Ten Usukis In Neopia

Some are on this list because they're cheap, some because they're rare, and some because they just look cool.

by respect19
Applesick

Kyrii in particular have a profound weakness for apples.

by black_sunset01
Beyond the Brass

How about you set your little musician up with an instrument that's cooler than usual? Here are a few ideas to get you started.

by mheetu
How Much Should Skeiths Eat? - A Warning of Appetite

Neopian statutes are silent on the subject, and any courts there might be, with negligence typical of such bureaucratic office, have never judicially decided in any way, shape, or form, the amount of food necessary for the rampaging hunger of a Skeith.

by rubicanteoffire
What's Sought, What's Not!

An NC Mall Guide for today's popular items and yesterday's has-beens.

by destinationxunknown
How to Dance Like Rosie, And Other Important Things

Step 3: dislocate kneecaps.

by larkspurlane
 
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Applesick



For thousands of years, throughout the history of Neopia, pets have been falling victim to the Malus domestica's awful children. Yes, my young neopets, I am referring to The Apple. The dangerous substance can be purchased and traded in almost every food market in Neopia. Even the Advent Calendar ventured to give out apples several days in a row. Markets such as the Health Food store in Neopia Central often sell this offensive fruit in varied forms. Some of our very own citizens have even gone around...



Other Stories


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The Spirit of the Sword
"Then get yerself a new sword, matey! You know old Patannis has a good supply of the finest swords."

by moonea123

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The Merchant of Shenkuu
Captain Thare watched, his chest swelling with pride, as the massive ship floated gently into the sky-harbor.

by dragonstorm_75

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A Trip to Remember: Part One
"Let's at least go find our hotel and thaw out. We're here for another whole day, remember?"

by majikel

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Ten
I hated feeling this way. I wanted the big lead to fall into my lap so we could get this thing solved.

by playmobil_is_my_life

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I HATE Mondiis!
"Cheer up, emo pet!"

by rawrthedinosaur

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Meepit vs Hasee?
When meepits want in...

by lonekita



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