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The Mystery of the Disappearing Socks

Hilly heaved a sigh, stood up and looked over the socks laid out on the floor.

There were no matches.

by mezvi_the_shnooky

The Babysitter

"Snowdrop, please don't try to scare the babysitter off, or throw a mud balloon at her face."

by rexsunmar

Today was a very special day, but Abigail seriously doubted that her brother knew.

by o_liveandlearn_o
Treasure Hunt

Very carefully, he brushed aside several layers of sand. What he found was astounding! More gold pieces!

by puffpuffpassx
The Merchant of Shenkuu

Captain Thare watched, his chest swelling with pride, as the massive ship floated gently into the sky-harbor.

by dragonstorm_75
Mirror, Mirror

Everyone, no matter what, has self-worth. And if you don't believe me - just look into a magic mirror!

Also by grapesourhorse

by chirigami

The Time With Sophie

"E-excuse me, I-I didn't mean to intrude," Lunia said, shaking.

by sierra4324
Silent Rain

What does Sam love more? Piano or her little brother?

by lionzoo
The Spirit of the Sword

"Then get yerself a new sword, matey! You know old Patannis has a good supply of the finest swords."

by moonea123

"Heh, kids," he said, and I turned around. "Cute. Hand over your money."

by punctuation_ninja
The Gallery of the Dolls

I tried a third door that said "Dolls of the Condemned- Staff Only." Seeing as I had no other way out, I opened this door...

by skutterbotched
Trading For Fun and Profit

I set up a sign:

Owner UFT!

Then I sat down and waited.

by cookybananas324

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Unsung Neopian Heroes

While taking a few trips around Neopia, I decided to write some notes on some of the unsung workers, who diligently take the time to serve you and your neopets' enjoyment. Although it was impossible to include everyone, I chose five Neopians who seem to be taken for granted by many of us every day, but who never seem to complain or have a bad word to say about anybody, but instead diligently work away to make Neopia a better place for everyone to live. After all, without them, where would we be today?

Other Stories


Beyond the Brass
How about you set your little musician up with an instrument that's cooler than usual? Here are a few ideas to get you started.

by mheetu


Competing With Edna
So, you want to be a witch, eh? You wouldn't mind donning that pointy hat and tossing around a few magical words to turn Neopians into Mortogs?

by giggilogalmewmew


A Rainbow Behind Dark Clouds: Part Two
To say she was nervous would be an extreme understatement. Slowly but surely her fear of her or her siblings being traded or adopted was consuming her whole life...

by tiquandowitch


A Trip to Remember: Part One
"Let's at least go find our hotel and thaw out. We're here for another whole day, remember?"

by majikel


Petpet Problems II
It's a petpet! Yays!

by ratcake


Say... CHEESE!
The dung power-up is invincible!

by maryboszy

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