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A Trip to Remember: Part One

"Let's at least go find our hotel and thaw out. We're here for another whole day, remember?"

by majikel
The School Witch: Part One

June wasn't like the rest of us.

by unosilvah
Rosie the Plushie: Part One

"Why do you talk to that? It's just a toy, you know," a Blue Kacheek said, peering through Sammy's bedroom door.

by neekoe
 
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Applesick



For thousands of years, throughout the history of Neopia, pets have been falling victim to the Malus domestica's awful children. Yes, my young neopets, I am referring to The Apple. The dangerous substance can be purchased and traded in almost every food market in Neopia. Even the Advent Calendar ventured to give out apples several days in a row. Markets such as the Health Food store in Neopia Central often sell this offensive fruit in varied forms. Some of our very own citizens have even gone around...



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Trading For Fun and Profit
I set up a sign:

Owner UFT!

Then I sat down and waited.

by cookybananas324


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The Babysitter
"Snowdrop, please don't try to scare the babysitter off, or throw a mud balloon at her face."

by rexsunmar

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Solving Wheeler's Wild Ride
This is a guide to solving all nine levels of Wheeler's Wild Ride.

by fyora123123

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How to Dance Like Rosie, And Other Important Things
Step 3: dislocate kneecaps.

by larkspurlane

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Simple Demands: A Hairless Situation
Not bald; Just thin hair!

by warriorsluverdbook

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Just Another Normal Day
I thought I told you to go before we got here...

by catcloud9



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