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Customizing: The Artist's Guide to Composition

The Customisation Spotlight should be viewed as an art, not a cheap game of paper dolls.

by skybound_9_9r
After the Abandonment

So you've just disowned your Neopet.

by mystery_island111223
Interviews With the Avatar Keepers

These interviews will allow you to see what's really going on when you play these games. Hopefully they'll help give you a couple inside tips on the games as well!

by fin4lattempt
From Achrei's Lab Notebook: "The NP in a Name"

Exactly how much more is a well-named pet 'worth' in comparison to a badly-named pet?

by aplistia
The Beginner's Guide to Pet Design

If you're wondering where to start when designing your Neopet, look no further!

by unmerited
Facts And Myths About Being Famous

Searching for fame? Stop right here and know its secrets before you get it!

by aque_mizuhara
The Joys Of Owning A Food Pet

Here are a few tricks and tips to keep your food pet healthy and shiny as ever!

by ayno
Battledoming With a Budget: A Guide to Cheap Weapons

Building the best lineup of weapons for under 100,000 NP

by sicillan_killer
The Dos and Don'ts of Grooming Your Neopet

Never abuse grooming your neopet again! ;)

by danielleplicka
Faerieland: How Do I Get There?

Place cannon on flat ground in open field. Shove reluctant Neopet directly down shaft. Add additional marshmallows as appropriate. Position cannon facing directly into the clouds. Fire away!

by fiinch
Dances with Flowers: Reasons Why I Love Kacheeks and So Should You!

A tribute to my favourite species for Kacheek Day. Thank you for reading!

by cyniska
 
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Budget Battledoming



Training your pet and watching him succeed in the Battledome is one of the most satisfying experiences in Neopets. Unfortunately for most Neopians, the average user cannot afford the fancy Battledome items such as H400 Helmet, Thyora's Tear, or any of those fancy Hidden Tower weapons. Luckily, you don't need a bloated bank account to make your pet an effective fighter. This article will show you eight essential weapons to utilize that will only cost you 100,000...



Other Stories


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The Misfit
"I thought it would add some color to your room." I knew my explanation would be futile. Poison kept her bedroom in varying shades of grey and black.

by smiles8887

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Petpet Talk: The Party
Arnold yawned, bored out of his mind. It seemed Karl was having some kind of party.

by christmas_ice

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The Tale of Woe: The Musical! - Part Two
What ever can I do? What foulness was the cause?

Was it that evil brew that came from Krawley's claws?

by rosabellk


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Pipes: Part Three
The whole world here just seemed like a whole new, better place, without slippery, dangerous pipes. But then again...

by wizsard

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Sketchy Ideas: Spin the Wheel!
The Dark Faerie actually does something? Kyuu And Myou find out!

by kitsukiri

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The Hero Society - #16
...In which turbulent times are to come.

by bearcatt



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