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Customizing: The Artist's Guide to Composition

The Customisation Spotlight should be viewed as an art, not a cheap game of paper dolls.

by skybound_9_9r
After the Abandonment

So you've just disowned your Neopet.

by mystery_island111223
Interviews With the Avatar Keepers

These interviews will allow you to see what's really going on when you play these games. Hopefully they'll help give you a couple inside tips on the games as well!

by fin4lattempt
From Achrei's Lab Notebook: "The NP in a Name"

Exactly how much more is a well-named pet 'worth' in comparison to a badly-named pet?

by aplistia
The Beginner's Guide to Pet Design

If you're wondering where to start when designing your Neopet, look no further!

by unmerited
Facts And Myths About Being Famous

Searching for fame? Stop right here and know its secrets before you get it!

by aque_mizuhara
The Joys Of Owning A Food Pet

Here are a few tricks and tips to keep your food pet healthy and shiny as ever!

by ayno
Battledoming With a Budget: A Guide to Cheap Weapons

Building the best lineup of weapons for under 100,000 NP

by sicillan_killer
The Dos and Don'ts of Grooming Your Neopet

Never abuse grooming your neopet again! ;)

by danielleplicka
Faerieland: How Do I Get There?

Place cannon on flat ground in open field. Shove reluctant Neopet directly down shaft. Add additional marshmallows as appropriate. Position cannon facing directly into the clouds. Fire away!

by fiinch
Dances with Flowers: Reasons Why I Love Kacheeks and So Should You!

A tribute to my favourite species for Kacheek Day. Thank you for reading!

by cyniska
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"Please Leave Money in Jar" by sunshine_nine9
Wandering through Geraptiku one afternoon (that afternoon after you finally escaped the deserted tomb), you stumble across a small tape recorder. Curious, your neopet picks it up and presses play. There's a grainy noise, and then a monotone voice starts to whisper...

Other Stories


To Play a Clarinet
Ducky put it together to reveal that the jumble of pieces was actually a clarinet. She put on a reed, and began to play.

by duckyaisha


A Bad Experience
The dark swamp would scare most Neopians, but not Sophie. She had never feared the dark...

by a_greenparrot


Seeking Summer: Part One
Summer now rounded on me. "No, both of YOU leave ME alone!" she shrieked. "I'm sick of being part of such a calm family!"

by bubbly_bows


A Mysterious Heir: Part One
"I thought I told you to stop calling me that! Just because it's my birthday, you don't have to treat me like I'm..."

by dancer_sakura


Neo Asylum
Some neopets aren't just normal. :)

Idea by sakananao

by jellyshroom


Sketchy Ideas: Spin the Wheel!
The Dark Faerie actually does something? Kyuu And Myou find out!

by kitsukiri

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