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Customizing: The Artist's Guide to Composition

The Customisation Spotlight should be viewed as an art, not a cheap game of paper dolls.

by skybound_9_9r
After the Abandonment

So you've just disowned your Neopet.

by mystery_island111223
Interviews With the Avatar Keepers

These interviews will allow you to see what's really going on when you play these games. Hopefully they'll help give you a couple inside tips on the games as well!

by fin4lattempt
From Achrei's Lab Notebook: "The NP in a Name"

Exactly how much more is a well-named pet 'worth' in comparison to a badly-named pet?

by aplistia
The Beginner's Guide to Pet Design

If you're wondering where to start when designing your Neopet, look no further!

by unmerited
Facts And Myths About Being Famous

Searching for fame? Stop right here and know its secrets before you get it!

by aque_mizuhara
The Joys Of Owning A Food Pet

Here are a few tricks and tips to keep your food pet healthy and shiny as ever!

by ayno
Battledoming With a Budget: A Guide to Cheap Weapons

Building the best lineup of weapons for under 100,000 NP

by sicillan_killer
The Dos and Don'ts of Grooming Your Neopet

Never abuse grooming your neopet again! ;)

by danielleplicka
Faerieland: How Do I Get There?

Place cannon on flat ground in open field. Shove reluctant Neopet directly down shaft. Add additional marshmallows as appropriate. Position cannon facing directly into the clouds. Fire away!

by fiinch
Dances with Flowers: Reasons Why I Love Kacheeks and So Should You!

A tribute to my favourite species for Kacheek Day. Thank you for reading!

by cyniska
 
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After Abandonment



Owners face this problem daily. How exactly can they explain to their pet that they will never see their sibling again? A possibility is to disown that pet too, thus eliminating any sticky explanations. But you can only disown one pet a day. Too bad for you. So now you're stuck having to explain something to your pet that you would rather not. Fortunately, this article is geared towards helping you and your pet overcome this difficult experience. By following these nine simple steps...



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My Life As A Magaral
A lone blue Bruce came strolling in, took one meaningful look at us all lined up neatly on the display bench, then promptly walked out of the shop without a single purchase.

by rainbow2skittle

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A Painted World
I told them someday I'd get them all painted up nice and beautiful, and as the years passed... less and less of me wanted to do just that.

by mintsp

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Smell the Scents: Part Two
"We need to find Bella. In case you have forgotten, which by the sound of it you have, she ran off and got lost in the woods yesterday," snapped Max.

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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Cycle of the Moon: Part Two
"We're next to the gardens, now," said Sayder. "That's where the royal family can go to get some fresh air and still stay out of sight."

by reggieman721

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You Look Funny...
Sometimes things aren't what they seem but sometimes...

by blaumann

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Amikarashui #14
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by bluecloud300



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