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A Bad Experience

The dark swamp would scare most Neopians, but not Sophie. She had never feared the dark...

by a_greenparrot
To Play a Clarinet

Ducky put it together to reveal that the jumble of pieces was actually a clarinet. She put on a reed, and began to play.

by duckyaisha
Memoirs of a Neglected Wocky

Ever since I was born, I've been in my sister's shadow.

by amily70
MAGAX: Destroyer

I would never ordinarily have ventured so deep into the Haunted Woods, but I needed some clawmatoe to make Mrs. Nelson's potion before the next day...

by jokerhahaazzz
Click, Click, Click...

A monotonous afternoon in Tyrannia doesn't have to be so boring!

by sunshine_nine9
The Misfit

"I thought it would add some color to your room." I knew my explanation would be futile. Poison kept her bedroom in varying shades of grey and black.

by smiles8887
My Life As A Magaral

A lone blue Bruce came strolling in, took one meaningful look at us all lined up neatly on the display bench, then promptly walked out of the shop without a single purchase.

by rainbow2skittle
Starry-Eyed

A starry Blumaroo wins the trip of her dreams... or is it really?

by mint_green_
Please Leave Money in Jar

You find an old tape recorder with a grainy voice telling of exploration. Why is it left here...

by sunshine_nine9
A Painted World

I told them someday I'd get them all painted up nice and beautiful, and as the years passed... less and less of me wanted to do just that.

by mintsp
Misery at the Pound

"Hmmm... you must have been made for an avatar," mused Dr. Death. The Techo hated when owners did that.

by chubycheeks16
Petpet Talk: The Party

Arnold yawned, bored out of his mind. It seemed Karl was having some kind of party.

by christmas_ice
 
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Other Stories


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Faerieland: How Do I Get There?
Place cannon on flat ground in open field. Shove reluctant Neopet directly down shaft. Add additional marshmallows as appropriate. Position cannon facing directly into the clouds. Fire away!

by fiinch

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Interviews With the Avatar Keepers
These interviews will allow you to see what's really going on when you play these games. Hopefully they'll help give you a couple inside tips on the games as well!

by fin4lattempt

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Sky Pirates!: Part One
"You have sent my greatest pupil to the place where I betrayed you... I wonder... do you fear he will turn out just like me?"

by herdygerdy

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The Tale of Woe: The Musical! - Part Two
What ever can I do? What foulness was the cause?

Was it that evil brew that came from Krawley's claws?

by rosabellk


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Sketchy Ideas: Spin the Wheel!
The Dark Faerie actually does something? Kyuu And Myou find out!

by kitsukiri

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Fancy a Simple Game of Chance?
Let's play!

Art by essyllus

by kaddisti




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