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Sky Pirates!: Part One

"You have sent my greatest pupil to the place where I betrayed you... I wonder... do you fear he will turn out just like me?"

by herdygerdy
A Mysterious Heir: Part One

"I thought I told you to stop calling me that! Just because it's my birthday, you don't have to treat me like I'm..."

by dancer_sakura
Seeking Summer: Part One

Summer now rounded on me. "No, both of YOU leave ME alone!" she shrieked. "I'm sick of being part of such a calm family!"

by bubbly_bows
 
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After Abandonment



Owners face this problem daily. How exactly can they explain to their pet that they will never see their sibling again? A possibility is to disown that pet too, thus eliminating any sticky explanations. But you can only disown one pet a day. Too bad for you. So now you're stuck having to explain something to your pet that you would rather not. Fortunately, this article is geared towards helping you and your pet overcome this difficult experience. By following these nine simple steps...



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To Play a Clarinet
Ducky put it together to reveal that the jumble of pieces was actually a clarinet. She put on a reed, and began to play.

by duckyaisha

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MAGAX: Destroyer
I would never ordinarily have ventured so deep into the Haunted Woods, but I needed some clawmatoe to make Mrs. Nelson's potion before the next day...

by jokerhahaazzz

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From Achrei's Lab Notebook: "The NP in a Name"
Exactly how much more is a well-named pet 'worth' in comparison to a badly-named pet?

by aplistia

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Battledoming With a Budget: A Guide to Cheap Weapons
Building the best lineup of weapons for under 100,000 NP

by sicillan_killer

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Darigan RULES!
Have you ever wondered?

by _pokemon12_63

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What'd I Do?
Sometimes you should just keep your thoughts to yourself...

by lizbearthegreat



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