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Sky Pirates!: Part One

"You have sent my greatest pupil to the place where I betrayed you... I wonder... do you fear he will turn out just like me?"

by herdygerdy
A Mysterious Heir: Part One

"I thought I told you to stop calling me that! Just because it's my birthday, you don't have to treat me like I'm..."

by dancer_sakura
Seeking Summer: Part One

Summer now rounded on me. "No, both of YOU leave ME alone!" she shrieked. "I'm sick of being part of such a calm family!"

by bubbly_bows
 
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After Abandonment



Owners face this problem daily. How exactly can they explain to their pet that they will never see their sibling again? A possibility is to disown that pet too, thus eliminating any sticky explanations. But you can only disown one pet a day. Too bad for you. So now you're stuck having to explain something to your pet that you would rather not. Fortunately, this article is geared towards helping you and your pet overcome this difficult experience. By following these nine simple steps...



Other Stories


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Misery at the Pound
"Hmmm... you must have been made for an avatar," mused Dr. Death. The Techo hated when owners did that.

by chubycheeks16

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Petpet Talk: The Party
Arnold yawned, bored out of his mind. It seemed Karl was having some kind of party.

by christmas_ice

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Interviews With the Avatar Keepers
These interviews will allow you to see what's really going on when you play these games. Hopefully they'll help give you a couple inside tips on the games as well!

by fin4lattempt

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The Beginner's Guide to Pet Design
If you're wondering where to start when designing your Neopet, look no further!

by unmerited

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Starry Stuff Valentine's Special Part 1
Never underestimate an Alien Aisha!

by marilltachiquin

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Electric Gnorbu...?
How can that be released?

by icesneasel



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