|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 377 | 30th day of Sleeping, Y11
|Another Hero's Journey: Decisions - Part Ten"I knew even a thousand undead pharaohs couldn't take you out, good show!"|
|Inevitable Betrayal: Part FourThere was no reason to bring up old legends now and frighten everyone for nothing. He'd wait to see if they proved true.|
|The Werelupe Hunter: Part SevenViyexen moved up to Apsy's side as the Werelupes howled around her. She shivered at their savagery.|
|Yo Ho Yo Ho, A Plushie's Life For Me: Part FiveI was about to smile nervously, when I suddenly remembered my goal, and turned it into a scowl. "Arr... what ye all be doin' now?" |
|I am Aqua: Part SevenI thought of how my life had changed. Ellen was gone, for good, and I wasn't even a green Peophin...|
|Thing: Part FourShe couldn't exactly explain how her mood had changed so quickly. Perhaps it was the prospect of getting rid of that Thing today.|
|The Adventures of Jake the Explorer!: Part Three"Cursed," Jazan finished forebodingly. "And I know a cursed city when I see one."|
|Royally Educated: Part Three"Do you really live on Blueberry Row?"|
|Pipes: Part ThreeThe whole world here just seemed like a whole new, better place, without slippery, dangerous pipes. But then again...|
|The Tale of Woe: The Musical! - Part TwoWhat ever can I do? What foulness was the cause?
Was it that evil brew that came from Krawley's claws?
|Smell the Scents: Part Two"We need to find Bella. In case you have forgotten, which by the sound of it you have, she ran off and got lost in the woods yesterday," snapped Max.|
|Cycle of the Moon: Part Two"We're next to the gardens, now," said Sayder. "That's where the royal family can go to get some fresh air and still stay out of sight."|
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"A Bad Experience" by a_greenparrot
The dark swamp would scare most Neopians, but not Sophie. She had never feared the dark, and she did not mind the old, dead trees. She had long gotten used to seeing and hearing the spooky petpets who wandered by her home. Sophie approached her home and entered. The shack was not much, but...
I would never ordinarily have ventured so deep into the Haunted Woods, but I needed some clawmatoe to make Mrs. Nelson's potion before the next day...
|Faerieland: How Do I Get There?|
Place cannon on flat ground in open field. Shove reluctant Neopet directly down shaft. Add additional marshmallows as appropriate. Position cannon facing directly into the clouds. Fire away!