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The Art of Guild Making

It took me some three years to finally find a guild that had the sort of stability that many "guild hoppers" long for.

by steph22_1
Help Eliminate Dangerous Foods to Help Others

Donating items is meant to be in good nature, but you're only causing suffering by donating a poisonous jelly.

by masked_acorn
Y25 - The Techo Era

No Meepits. No Dr. Sloth. But yet, a truly mortifying sight...

by hidden_0_o
How to Be a Guild Member

Membership, my friends, is becoming part of a great Neo-family.

by dylanreborn
Be Prepared! School Supplies for Real Success

I've got the insider look on what you need to purchase to be super smart this school year!

by giggilogalmewmew
Techo Says: A Comprehensive Guide to a Classic

The layout of the game consists of six Neopets in roughly an oval arrangement, though it is much easier to think of them as two rows of three Neopets.

Also by ecaligiu

by cyniska

Getting Started in the Excitement of Lab Rat Zapping

If you've ever wanted to dabble in the world of zapping lab rats but didn't know where to begin, then keep on reading!

by poissonneondn
The Real Dark Faeries

Do not make the same mistakes I did.

by a_greenparrot
The Steps to Adopting

Adopting a neopet should not be hard at all. There are a few simple steps.

by kaitlinlovespuppies
 
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"Cheat! Night" by psychopathicmarik
"Who dares to come bother me at this hour?" demanded the Darigan Aisha as he got off his very painful gothic black chair. He trotted to the door and looked through the peephole. What he saw nearly made him do a double—no—triple take. "Can I come in?" asked Little Timmy the Tuskaninny as he looked back into the...




Other Stories


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The Meepits of Chia Close
Everyone knows that when you put together a lonely Yurble, a circus, and a bunch of meepits, you get an NT submission.

by stranged

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The Second Brother
"Who are you?" Flame growled.

The figure stepped out from the shadows, his face hidden beneath the hood.

by yippo_yippee


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Heart of Ice: Part Two
Here's something you may not know about exploration in icy conditions: if you've got a reliable source of heat or fire, don't bring along water.

by mousey509

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Sunlight Sonata: Part Seven
"You know why we're gathered here. We just need your help to find the best ways to use your abilities when we assault Sloth's forces in Faerieland."

by kittengriffin

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Land of Pacman
Suspicious_joey was just minding his own business, when--

by pacmanite

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Undignified
Some immortals are so misunderstood. :(

Also by tirilia

by lolzana




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