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The Art of Guild Making

It took me some three years to finally find a guild that had the sort of stability that many "guild hoppers" long for.

by steph22_1
Help Eliminate Dangerous Foods to Help Others

Donating items is meant to be in good nature, but you're only causing suffering by donating a poisonous jelly.

by masked_acorn
Y25 - The Techo Era

No Meepits. No Dr. Sloth. But yet, a truly mortifying sight...

by hidden_0_o
How to Be a Guild Member

Membership, my friends, is becoming part of a great Neo-family.

by dylanreborn
Be Prepared! School Supplies for Real Success

I've got the insider look on what you need to purchase to be super smart this school year!

by giggilogalmewmew
Techo Says: A Comprehensive Guide to a Classic

The layout of the game consists of six Neopets in roughly an oval arrangement, though it is much easier to think of them as two rows of three Neopets.

Also by ecaligiu

by cyniska

Getting Started in the Excitement of Lab Rat Zapping

If you've ever wanted to dabble in the world of zapping lab rats but didn't know where to begin, then keep on reading!

by poissonneondn
The Real Dark Faeries

Do not make the same mistakes I did.

by a_greenparrot
The Steps to Adopting

Adopting a neopet should not be hard at all. There are a few simple steps.

by kaitlinlovespuppies
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Koi Basic Care Tips

Kelp is the natural and best food for Koi. If you happen to be swimming one day and see a wild Koi with beautiful, lustrous scales, kelp is probably its main food source. Now, your Koi will probably want to eat plain kelp all day just as much as it would want to eat eyeball fungus or worm infested cheese, so it's important to spice things up. A fun example of kelp use is Kelp Lasagne. A gourmet dinner, the...

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A Neopian Citizen
Once upon a time, when Neopia had just started to grow as a society, there were two very good friends.

by rocknrollpup95


The Yurble Diaries
Some kid went poking around the Hall of Heroes today. I was there, dancing with my mop like usual, when some snotty-faced kid stuck her nose in. RAARGH!

by lemonarra


Some Kind of Superstar: Part Six
According to my schedule, I've got to be up at five, eat breakfast by six, be in the right makeup trailer – and there are at least twenty – by six-fifteen, and from there...

by icegirl_sara


The Book: Part Seven
"She fell from the sky..." the Fortune Teller said distantly. "You don't think that maybe... a Faerie dropped her?"

by herdygerdy


Now you know.

by muffiato


The Hero Society - #7
...In which we have something that looks suspiciously like filler.

by bearcatt

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