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The Art of Guild Making

It took me some three years to finally find a guild that had the sort of stability that many "guild hoppers" long for.

by steph22_1
Help Eliminate Dangerous Foods to Help Others

Donating items is meant to be in good nature, but you're only causing suffering by donating a poisonous jelly.

by masked_acorn
Y25 - The Techo Era

No Meepits. No Dr. Sloth. But yet, a truly mortifying sight...

by hidden_0_o
How to Be a Guild Member

Membership, my friends, is becoming part of a great Neo-family.

by dylanreborn
Be Prepared! School Supplies for Real Success

I've got the insider look on what you need to purchase to be super smart this school year!

by giggilogalmewmew
Techo Says: A Comprehensive Guide to a Classic

The layout of the game consists of six Neopets in roughly an oval arrangement, though it is much easier to think of them as two rows of three Neopets.

Also by ecaligiu

by cyniska

Getting Started in the Excitement of Lab Rat Zapping

If you've ever wanted to dabble in the world of zapping lab rats but didn't know where to begin, then keep on reading!

by poissonneondn
The Real Dark Faeries

Do not make the same mistakes I did.

by a_greenparrot
The Steps to Adopting

Adopting a neopet should not be hard at all. There are a few simple steps.

by kaitlinlovespuppies
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"A Second Look" by iloenchen
Gritting his teeth, Matt stepped into the room, letting the oak door fall shut behind him and with it closing out the laughter. How long would he have to stay in the house? If he spent ten minutes in the entrance hall, would it be enough to get rid of Laurence for the rest of the year? They would never know that he hadn't gone farther...

Other Stories


The Kass Basher Kass, on Baguettes and other things
In my spare time I frighten small Neopets and eat really manly foods such as Blumaroo Steak. I am a Darigan Eyrie.

by larkspurlane


Cheat! Night
Cheat is fun, but never invite them to your house for a game. Marik-sama learned this the hard way!

by psychopathicmarik


Fools and Children: Part One
"GitchiManitou," began the Faerie Queen in his vision earlier that night, "You have been chosen..."

by mamasimios


Falling Rain: Part Six
In a flurry of rage, he dug his claws in and held fast...

by mutedsanity


Zomg, Really?!
How well do you really know your pet?

by toffeedatepudding


I Like My Petpets
I like them. I really do. :3

by sue_sa

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