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The Art of Guild Making

It took me some three years to finally find a guild that had the sort of stability that many "guild hoppers" long for.

by steph22_1
Help Eliminate Dangerous Foods to Help Others

Donating items is meant to be in good nature, but you're only causing suffering by donating a poisonous jelly.

by masked_acorn
Y25 - The Techo Era

No Meepits. No Dr. Sloth. But yet, a truly mortifying sight...

by hidden_0_o
How to Be a Guild Member

Membership, my friends, is becoming part of a great Neo-family.

by dylanreborn
Be Prepared! School Supplies for Real Success

I've got the insider look on what you need to purchase to be super smart this school year!

by giggilogalmewmew
Techo Says: A Comprehensive Guide to a Classic

The layout of the game consists of six Neopets in roughly an oval arrangement, though it is much easier to think of them as two rows of three Neopets.

Also by ecaligiu

by cyniska

Getting Started in the Excitement of Lab Rat Zapping

If you've ever wanted to dabble in the world of zapping lab rats but didn't know where to begin, then keep on reading!

by poissonneondn
The Real Dark Faeries

Do not make the same mistakes I did.

by a_greenparrot
The Steps to Adopting

Adopting a neopet should not be hard at all. There are a few simple steps.

by kaitlinlovespuppies
 
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Dangerous Foods



You've all been told that donating any item you don't want to the Money Tree so that a poor Neopian can get it for free is a good deed. But that is not always so. They say that one pet's trash is another pet's treasure, but really, if an item makes the pet sick upon use, then it is no one's treasure. So here's what I'm saying: if you have a dangerous food item, then DO NOT donate it to the...



Other Stories


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The Meepits of Chia Close
Everyone knows that when you put together a lonely Yurble, a circus, and a bunch of meepits, you get an NT submission.

by stranged

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Wings of Wonder
Pippin's owner had been delighted with the change; Pippin was not.

by turtles_are_coolpets

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Falling Rain: Part Six
In a flurry of rage, he dug his claws in and held fast...

by mutedsanity

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Sunlight Sonata: Part Seven
"You know why we're gathered here. We just need your help to find the best ways to use your abilities when we assault Sloth's forces in Faerieland."

by kittengriffin

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UA: Halloween Quest, Part 2
Tulips are not scary.

Also by invalid_character

by water_park1993


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High Flyer
Oops.

by 1bird



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