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Fools and Children: Part One

"GitchiManitou," began the Faerie Queen in his vision earlier that night, "You have been chosen..."

by mamasimios
Telzleh's Quest: Part One

What would a Mutant do to return to her old form? A mysterious amulet seemed to know how.

by outsyder
The Adventure of Rhun and Noni: Part One

"Yeah, a good case," said Mut, the blue. "Apparently not even the Defenders of Neopia would take it."

by jeanaet
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Dangerous Foods

You've all been told that donating any item you don't want to the Money Tree so that a poor Neopian can get it for free is a good deed. But that is not always so. They say that one pet's trash is another pet's treasure, but really, if an item makes the pet sick upon use, then it is no one's treasure. So here's what I'm saying: if you have a dangerous food item, then DO NOT donate it to the...

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The Kass Basher Kass, on Baguettes and other things
In my spare time I frighten small Neopets and eat really manly foods such as Blumaroo Steak. I am a Darigan Eyrie.

by larkspurlane


The Yurble Diaries
Some kid went poking around the Hall of Heroes today. I was there, dancing with my mop like usual, when some snotty-faced kid stuck her nose in. RAARGH!

by lemonarra


The Real Dark Faeries
Do not make the same mistakes I did.

by a_greenparrot


Help Eliminate Dangerous Foods to Help Others
Donating items is meant to be in good nature, but you're only causing suffering by donating a poisonous jelly.

by masked_acorn


Feepit Frenzy #13
The balloon is probably the most fun.

by fariy287


Brain Storm
Starring Woocky32 and Dreihe. : D

by dirty_doggy_inuyasha

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