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The Yurble Diaries

Some kid went poking around the Hall of Heroes today. I was there, dancing with my mop like usual, when some snotty-faced kid stuck her nose in. RAARGH!

by lemonarra
The Second Brother

"Who are you?" Flame growled.

The figure stepped out from the shadows, his face hidden beneath the hood.

by yippo_yippee

Little Quadrapus Lost

"It's a pirate petpet and these things are not welcome here."

by azurelightning
The Meepits of Chia Close

Everyone knows that when you put together a lonely Yurble, a circus, and a bunch of meepits, you get an NT submission.

by stranged
Wings of Wonder

Pippin's owner had been delighted with the change; Pippin was not.

by turtles_are_coolpets
Cheat! Night

Cheat is fun, but never invite them to your house for a game. Marik-sama learned this the hard way!

by psychopathicmarik
The Kass Basher Kass, on Baguettes and other things

In my spare time I frighten small Neopets and eat really manly foods such as Blumaroo Steak. I am a Darigan Eyrie.

by larkspurlane
Do You Still Love Me?

The insane scientist flipped a switch and I closed my eyes tightly...

by ilovemycatembers
A Neopian Citizen

Once upon a time, when Neopia had just started to grow as a society, there were two very good friends.

by rocknrollpup95
A Different Vision

I saw the world in four different colors, and only four different colors, which were red, orange, yellow, and purple.

by dragon_soarer12
The Secret Book of Chef Bonju

"Don't be silly," laughed Nuna, striding over to the desk. "You could probably write a book as good as mine."

Also by seegensays

by inge_123

And the Winner is...


by chat_adik
A Second Look

How long would he have to stay in the house? If he spent ten minutes in the entrance hall, would it be enough?

by iloenchen
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Dangerous Foods

You've all been told that donating any item you don't want to the Money Tree so that a poor Neopian can get it for free is a good deed. But that is not always so. They say that one pet's trash is another pet's treasure, but really, if an item makes the pet sick upon use, then it is no one's treasure. So here's what I'm saying: if you have a dangerous food item, then DO NOT donate it to the...

Other Stories


Techo Says: A Comprehensive Guide to a Classic
The layout of the game consists of six Neopets in roughly an oval arrangement, though it is much easier to think of them as two rows of three Neopets.

Also by ecaligiu

by cyniska


The Steps to Adopting
Adopting a neopet should not be hard at all. There are a few simple steps.

by kaitlinlovespuppies


Fools and Children: Part One
"GitchiManitou," began the Faerie Queen in his vision earlier that night, "You have been chosen..."

by mamasimios


The Adventure of Rhun and Noni: Part One
"Yeah, a good case," said Mut, the blue. "Apparently not even the Defenders of Neopia would take it."

by jeanaet


NeoQuest II Evolution: Advanced Sneaking Mode
A new movement mode allows Rohane and the others to roam unnoticed across the acts.

by dyd_666_81


Brain Storm
Starring Woocky32 and Dreihe. : D

by dirty_doggy_inuyasha

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