|The Truth About ScarbladeWhy did Scarblade
want to destroy Maraqua in the first place? He may be nasty, but he did not seem
nasty enough to destroy entire civilizations because he was bored.|
|You've Got Needs, We've Got JobsBecause many Neopians
aren't that busy, we give out jobs that suit the Neopian. The best part about
jobs are that you get paid, of course. |
|Paint Brush Polls: BabyOnce again there was
a wonderful turn-out of users voting in this exceptionally difficult poll--difficult
in part because there are currently 52 pet species that can go Baby!|
|Neopet Lessons: A Guide to the Fullest Experience PossibleHere are a few simple lessons that this user
learned the hard way. I utter them in the hopes that Newbies may take them to
heart and make the Neopets experience all that it can be.
|I File for Irreconcilable DifferencesI am here to tell
you that everything you've heard is a lie. Yes, drop your Illusen-themed toys
now to listen in horror as I tell you the truth about your favourite little
|Picking and Decorating Your Christmas TreeI'll tell you how to pick and decorate
your tree to make your friends go, 'Oh, nice tree!' and make you swell with pride
as you see the glass baubles reflect in their eyes. If you want to be the centre
of attention because of your tree, read on. |
|What to Get your Owner for ChristmasHave you been spending endless days searching for the perfect gift? Here are the top ten must-haves for your owner!
|The Top Ten Seasonal Foods To Ditch The Winter BluesIdeally, my perfect winter food would either fill me up or make
my belly warm, and each of the foods on this list are at least one of these!|
|10 Steps to Holiday CheerTherefore, it is not only my privilege, but my duty, to
outline 10 crucial steps a GCN like myself follows in order to spread the Holiday
|Cheaply Spreading The CheerAs the holiday season rolls around, many Neopians are beginning to wonder what
exactly to surprise that list of Neofriends with. |
|Getting Ready for Your Christmas PartyI'll tell you some ways to throw the best Christmas party
|Taking an SDB TourAs my pets chatted excitedly
about the upcoming holidays, I began wondering what advent items I still had
in my box. I realized that I had saved everything last year...|
|Holiday Troubles?The stress is about to end. I've put together the guide to a perfect, simple
Christmas, away from crazy shoppers, who have incidentally become crazier as
it's getting closer to Christmas. This year will be different.|
|The 10 Worst Holiday GiftsSure,
everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will
deal with the worst of the worst.
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The Best Treats
Winter is the season to be jolly, right? Y'know, good will and all that? Well, when you're feeling the winter blues, the only answer is to comfort eat. So, I've compiled a list of the Top Ten Seasonal Foods To Ditch Those Winter Blues. So, get a spoon, a fork, and a knife, and dig in! Feel free to sample the foods on this list. (-: Ideally, my perfect...
|A Bori's Christmas|
Something in Apoc snapped. "I hate this holiday!" he cried. "It's a cheap
case for the Toy Shop to triple its sales! And you never get me what I want
anyway! Last year I wanted a Darigan Paint Brush, but you said no! You're the
worst owner ever!"
|Revisited: Part Two|
The Scorchio laughed a bit, although
Jenny certainly didn't hear anything she thought was the least bit funny. The
laughter did make her quite a bit more uneasy, however. As they walked out of
the foyer and down a hallway, Jenny was trying to form yet another plan of escape...
|In This Together: Part Four|
Running away from home, alone. It's all very well in stories,
isn't it? To me it had always seemed something of a dramatic, romantic thing to
do, even if it was one that I'd never seriously consider doing on my own. Now
I was in the middle of the reality, with aching hooves...