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The Truth About Scarblade

Why did Scarblade want to destroy Maraqua in the first place? He may be nasty, but he did not seem nasty enough to destroy entire civilizations because he was bored.

by squareular
You've Got Needs, We've Got Jobs

Because many Neopians aren't that busy, we give out jobs that suit the Neopian. The best part about jobs are that you get paid, of course.

by xerashigreens
Paint Brush Polls: Baby

Once again there was a wonderful turn-out of users voting in this exceptionally difficult poll--difficult in part because there are currently 52 pet species that can go Baby!

by kallykat_03
Neopet Lessons: A Guide to the Fullest Experience Possible

Here are a few simple lessons that this user learned the hard way. I utter them in the hopes that Newbies may take them to heart and make the Neopets experience all that it can be.

by ewanspaz
I File for Irreconcilable Differences

I am here to tell you that everything you've heard is a lie. Yes, drop your Illusen-themed toys now to listen in horror as I tell you the truth about your favourite little Earth Faerie.

by _daydreams
Picking and Decorating Your Christmas Tree

I'll tell you how to pick and decorate your tree to make your friends go, 'Oh, nice tree!' and make you swell with pride as you see the glass baubles reflect in their eyes. If you want to be the centre of attention because of your tree, read on.

by iwantyours
What to Get your Owner for Christmas

Have you been spending endless days searching for the perfect gift? Here are the top ten must-haves for your owner!

by black_wolf2561
The Top Ten Seasonal Foods To Ditch The Winter Blues

Ideally, my perfect winter food would either fill me up or make my belly warm, and each of the foods on this list are at least one of these!

by becci2911
10 Steps to Holiday Cheer

Therefore, it is not only my privilege, but my duty, to outline 10 crucial steps a GCN like myself follows in order to spread the Holiday cheer.

by karatemaster9
Cheaply Spreading The Cheer

As the holiday season rolls around, many Neopians are beginning to wonder what exactly to surprise that list of Neofriends with.

by evilbluemunkeyz
Getting Ready for Your Christmas Party

I'll tell you some ways to throw the best Christmas party EVER!

by kyliejy
Taking an SDB Tour

As my pets chatted excitedly about the upcoming holidays, I began wondering what advent items I still had in my box. I realized that I had saved everything last year...

by streamergurl
Holiday Troubles?

The stress is about to end. I've put together the guide to a perfect, simple Christmas, away from crazy shoppers, who have incidentally become crazier as it's getting closer to Christmas. This year will be different.

by j_b_9
The 10 Worst Holiday Gifts

Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst.

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by ngc_5128

 
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"The Cookies That Wouldn't Crisp" by changethew0rld
Zhehi smiled as she finished cutting her cookies into festive shapes, sliding a fresh sheet of cookies into her antique oven to bake. Her hands moved deftly, quickly icing a cooled batch of cookies and coating them in sprinkles. She arranged her finished cookies...




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Holidays with a Kougra
Melianna, however, stiffened as they entered the kitchen and stopped right there as if she had run against a wall. Her tail immediately swayed between her legs. She saw a white Kougra standing in the room...

by miliane085

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The Cookies That Wouldn't Crisp
It had not been a fluke; her cookies just weren't crisping, and with the Day of Giving just around the corner!

by changethew0rld

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Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part Three
I'm really scared about the contest, Dad. If this thing is sponsored by Neotunes studio, then they might feel the same about Hissies as Miss Malba did. I don't want the Jazz Tones to lose because of me...

by bitsy_dj

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Revisited: Part Two
The Scorchio laughed a bit, although Jenny certainly didn't hear anything she thought was the least bit funny. The laughter did make her quite a bit more uneasy, however. As they walked out of the foyer and down a hallway, Jenny was trying to form yet another plan of escape...

by puppy200010

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Absolute Rubbish
The perfect petpet...

by littledrummergirl92

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Dorfdraps
Evil will lose in the end!

by frostcrystal



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