|Where there's a Weewoo, there's a way
||Issue: 271 | 22nd day of Celebrating, Y8
|The Truth About ScarbladeWhy did Scarblade
want to destroy Maraqua in the first place? He may be nasty, but he did not seem
nasty enough to destroy entire civilizations because he was bored.|
|You've Got Needs, We've Got JobsBecause many Neopians
aren't that busy, we give out jobs that suit the Neopian. The best part about
jobs are that you get paid, of course. |
|Paint Brush Polls: BabyOnce again there was
a wonderful turn-out of users voting in this exceptionally difficult poll--difficult
in part because there are currently 52 pet species that can go Baby!|
|Neopet Lessons: A Guide to the Fullest Experience PossibleHere are a few simple lessons that this user
learned the hard way. I utter them in the hopes that Newbies may take them to
heart and make the Neopets experience all that it can be.
|I File for Irreconcilable DifferencesI am here to tell
you that everything you've heard is a lie. Yes, drop your Illusen-themed toys
now to listen in horror as I tell you the truth about your favourite little
|Picking and Decorating Your Christmas TreeI'll tell you how to pick and decorate
your tree to make your friends go, 'Oh, nice tree!' and make you swell with pride
as you see the glass baubles reflect in their eyes. If you want to be the centre
of attention because of your tree, read on. |
|What to Get your Owner for ChristmasHave you been spending endless days searching for the perfect gift? Here are the top ten must-haves for your owner!
|The Top Ten Seasonal Foods To Ditch The Winter BluesIdeally, my perfect winter food would either fill me up or make
my belly warm, and each of the foods on this list are at least one of these!|
|10 Steps to Holiday CheerTherefore, it is not only my privilege, but my duty, to
outline 10 crucial steps a GCN like myself follows in order to spread the Holiday
|Cheaply Spreading The CheerAs the holiday season rolls around, many Neopians are beginning to wonder what
exactly to surprise that list of Neofriends with. |
|Getting Ready for Your Christmas PartyI'll tell you some ways to throw the best Christmas party
|Taking an SDB TourAs my pets chatted excitedly
about the upcoming holidays, I began wondering what advent items I still had
in my box. I realized that I had saved everything last year...|
|Holiday Troubles?The stress is about to end. I've put together the guide to a perfect, simple
Christmas, away from crazy shoppers, who have incidentally become crazier as
it's getting closer to Christmas. This year will be different.|
|The 10 Worst Holiday GiftsSure,
everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will
deal with the worst of the worst.
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"The Greatest Christmas Ever" by jcrules902
Outside. In the cold. Alone. By myself. Freezing my tail off. A great way to spend Christmas! Note to self: Don't spend any more nights in 2 degree weather! He added that to his already rather long list of mental notes and things to do, getting a bit more annoyed by the second. He heaved a sigh...
|Holidays with a Kougra|
Melianna, however, stiffened as they entered the
kitchen and stopped right there as if she had run against a wall. Her tail immediately
swayed between her legs. She saw a white Kougra standing in the room...
|Sloth's Christmas Carol|
Sloth sat still for a moment, entirely stunned
by such preposterously insubordinate behavior from one of his highest ranking,
most loyal, most ferocious commanders. Then he surged to his feet in a fury,
both fists coming down knuckles-first on the desk with a bang. "The Three WHAT?"
|The Battle for Kreludor: Part Seven|
In an instant the Resistance opened fire on him. "Wait!" Oen shouted. It was too late. Lasers were being fired in
all directions. They bounced off the reinforced metal door and ricocheted across
the control room...