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The Truth About Scarblade

Why did Scarblade want to destroy Maraqua in the first place? He may be nasty, but he did not seem nasty enough to destroy entire civilizations because he was bored.

by squareular
You've Got Needs, We've Got Jobs

Because many Neopians aren't that busy, we give out jobs that suit the Neopian. The best part about jobs are that you get paid, of course.

by xerashigreens
Paint Brush Polls: Baby

Once again there was a wonderful turn-out of users voting in this exceptionally difficult poll--difficult in part because there are currently 52 pet species that can go Baby!

by kallykat_03
Neopet Lessons: A Guide to the Fullest Experience Possible

Here are a few simple lessons that this user learned the hard way. I utter them in the hopes that Newbies may take them to heart and make the Neopets experience all that it can be.

by ewanspaz
I File for Irreconcilable Differences

I am here to tell you that everything you've heard is a lie. Yes, drop your Illusen-themed toys now to listen in horror as I tell you the truth about your favourite little Earth Faerie.

by _daydreams
Picking and Decorating Your Christmas Tree

I'll tell you how to pick and decorate your tree to make your friends go, 'Oh, nice tree!' and make you swell with pride as you see the glass baubles reflect in their eyes. If you want to be the centre of attention because of your tree, read on.

by iwantyours
What to Get your Owner for Christmas

Have you been spending endless days searching for the perfect gift? Here are the top ten must-haves for your owner!

by black_wolf2561
The Top Ten Seasonal Foods To Ditch The Winter Blues

Ideally, my perfect winter food would either fill me up or make my belly warm, and each of the foods on this list are at least one of these!

by becci2911
10 Steps to Holiday Cheer

Therefore, it is not only my privilege, but my duty, to outline 10 crucial steps a GCN like myself follows in order to spread the Holiday cheer.

by karatemaster9
Cheaply Spreading The Cheer

As the holiday season rolls around, many Neopians are beginning to wonder what exactly to surprise that list of Neofriends with.

by evilbluemunkeyz
Getting Ready for Your Christmas Party

I'll tell you some ways to throw the best Christmas party EVER!

by kyliejy
Taking an SDB Tour

As my pets chatted excitedly about the upcoming holidays, I began wondering what advent items I still had in my box. I realized that I had saved everything last year...

by streamergurl
Holiday Troubles?

The stress is about to end. I've put together the guide to a perfect, simple Christmas, away from crazy shoppers, who have incidentally become crazier as it's getting closer to Christmas. This year will be different.

by j_b_9
The 10 Worst Holiday Gifts

Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst.

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by ngc_5128

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The Worst Gifts

Every year every pet, and owner, runs into the same problem; what to do with those unwanted, unneeded, and just plain weird Christmas gifts you received from your mischievous sibling, distant second cousin, and your weird aunt. Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst...

Other Stories


Sloth's Christmas Carol
Sloth sat still for a moment, entirely stunned by such preposterously insubordinate behavior from one of his highest ranking, most loyal, most ferocious commanders. Then he surged to his feet in a fury, both fists coming down knuckles-first on the desk with a bang. "The Three WHAT?"

by schefflera


A Bori's Christmas
Something in Apoc snapped. "I hate this holiday!" he cried. "It's a cheap case for the Toy Shop to triple its sales! And you never get me what I want anyway! Last year I wanted a Darigan Paint Brush, but you said no! You're the worst owner ever!"

by mystery_island111223


Are We Still Friends?: Part Two
"He flew away, and he looked like he was going toward the Citadel, and... I don't know if I'm ever gonna see him again!"

by sarahleeadvent


Revisited: Part Two
The Scorchio laughed a bit, although Jenny certainly didn't hear anything she thought was the least bit funny. The laughter did make her quite a bit more uneasy, however. As they walked out of the foyer and down a hallway, Jenny was trying to form yet another plan of escape...

by puppy200010


Head in the Clouds: A Cloudy Christmas
What are you wanting for Christmas this year?

by candykitty


Weewoo Madness - Christmas Special
Christmas for sale!

by neokid11115

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