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The Truth About Scarblade

Why did Scarblade want to destroy Maraqua in the first place? He may be nasty, but he did not seem nasty enough to destroy entire civilizations because he was bored.

by squareular
You've Got Needs, We've Got Jobs

Because many Neopians aren't that busy, we give out jobs that suit the Neopian. The best part about jobs are that you get paid, of course.

by xerashigreens
Paint Brush Polls: Baby

Once again there was a wonderful turn-out of users voting in this exceptionally difficult poll--difficult in part because there are currently 52 pet species that can go Baby!

by kallykat_03
Neopet Lessons: A Guide to the Fullest Experience Possible

Here are a few simple lessons that this user learned the hard way. I utter them in the hopes that Newbies may take them to heart and make the Neopets experience all that it can be.

by ewanspaz
I File for Irreconcilable Differences

I am here to tell you that everything you've heard is a lie. Yes, drop your Illusen-themed toys now to listen in horror as I tell you the truth about your favourite little Earth Faerie.

by _daydreams
Picking and Decorating Your Christmas Tree

I'll tell you how to pick and decorate your tree to make your friends go, 'Oh, nice tree!' and make you swell with pride as you see the glass baubles reflect in their eyes. If you want to be the centre of attention because of your tree, read on.

by iwantyours
What to Get your Owner for Christmas

Have you been spending endless days searching for the perfect gift? Here are the top ten must-haves for your owner!

by black_wolf2561
The Top Ten Seasonal Foods To Ditch The Winter Blues

Ideally, my perfect winter food would either fill me up or make my belly warm, and each of the foods on this list are at least one of these!

by becci2911
10 Steps to Holiday Cheer

Therefore, it is not only my privilege, but my duty, to outline 10 crucial steps a GCN like myself follows in order to spread the Holiday cheer.

by karatemaster9
Cheaply Spreading The Cheer

As the holiday season rolls around, many Neopians are beginning to wonder what exactly to surprise that list of Neofriends with.

by evilbluemunkeyz
Getting Ready for Your Christmas Party

I'll tell you some ways to throw the best Christmas party EVER!

by kyliejy
Taking an SDB Tour

As my pets chatted excitedly about the upcoming holidays, I began wondering what advent items I still had in my box. I realized that I had saved everything last year...

by streamergurl
Holiday Troubles?

The stress is about to end. I've put together the guide to a perfect, simple Christmas, away from crazy shoppers, who have incidentally become crazier as it's getting closer to Christmas. This year will be different.

by j_b_9
The 10 Worst Holiday Gifts

Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst.

Also by hurricanegirlyeah

by ngc_5128

 
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The Best Treats



Winter is the season to be jolly, right? Y'know, good will and all that? Well, when you're feeling the winter blues, the only answer is to comfort eat. So, I've compiled a list of the Top Ten Seasonal Foods To Ditch Those Winter Blues. So, get a spoon, a fork, and a knife, and dig in! Feel free to sample the foods on this list. (-: Ideally, my perfect...



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Christmas Tide
Even the biggest rookie of the ocean knew that a sky of that color could mean only one thing: a storm, and a nasty one at that...

by laurelinden

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This Christmas Day
Serenity sighed and tried to cheer herself. It was, after all, Christmas Eve, and why should she let a dismal mood depress the spirits of the joyous holiday?

by queen_starshine

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The Hoarders: Part Three
"Time to get up," the other pet replied, already slithering down off the platform. "If you're going to live with us, you'll have to live like us, too. And Cane sent me to get you. It's time for you to start..."

by ruff_zette

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Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part Three
I'm really scared about the contest, Dad. If this thing is sponsored by Neotunes studio, then they might feel the same about Hissies as Miss Malba did. I don't want the Jazz Tones to lose because of me...

by bitsy_dj

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A Happy Family?
Pleeeease?

by _bordercollie

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A Double Trouble Christmas
A day I usually hated...

Idea and poetry by april8201916

by accasperberry3




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