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The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part One

The sun was shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...

by trisshamster
Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part One

Zhou peered curiously at the red light beaming across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted. "Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."

by reggieman721
Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part One

Sam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...

by kaylamdal111112
A Very Feepit Christmas: Part One

SPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her Faerie Peophin sister...

by rainpaint
 
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"Sloth's Christmas Carol" by schefflera
Dr. Frank Sloth sat in a sleek, shining, high-tech office in a spire towering over Kreludor. The only reason it wasn't any higher than the highest mountain on the moon was that he didn't want to draw too much attention from anyone looking around. The Space Faerie, for instance. Or maybe even...




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Christmas with the Hollidays
Flora wasn't even listening. "Ohemgee!" she suddenly burst out, causing her daughters to wince. "Your daddy's coming home in three days!"

Also by ssjelitegirl

by dan4884


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A Backwards Christmas
"I wanted to know what pets with x's were getting for Christmas."

by jupeboxgal

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Neopet Lessons: A Guide to the Fullest Experience Possible
Here are a few simple lessons that this user learned the hard way. I utter them in the hopes that Newbies may take them to heart and make the Neopets experience all that it can be.

by ewanspaz

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You've Got Needs, We've Got Jobs
Because many Neopians aren't that busy, we give out jobs that suit the Neopian. The best part about jobs are that you get paid, of course.

by xerashigreens

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Comical Properties
How are we supposed to get up THERE?

Story by blacebrander

by petfriendamy


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A Christmas Wish From ALL the Petpetpets of Neopia
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

by starlet12



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