|Reporting live from Neopia
||Issue: 271 | 22nd day of Celebrating, Y8
|The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part OneThe sun was
shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace
while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...|
|Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part OneZhou peered curiously at the red light beaming
across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted.
"Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."|
|Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part OneSam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The
Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness
showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...|
|A Very Feepit Christmas: Part OneSPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed
over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and
sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her
Faerie Peophin sister...|
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The Worst Gifts
Every year every pet, and owner, runs into the same problem; what to do with those unwanted, unneeded, and just plain weird Christmas gifts you received from your mischievous sibling, distant second cousin, and your weird aunt. Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst...
|The Greatest Christmas Ever|
A great way to spend Christmas! Note to self:
Don't spend any more nights in 2 degree-weather! He added that to his already-rather-long
list of mental notes and things to do, getting a bit more annoyed by the second...
Tomorrow it would be nothing but laughter and excitement, and wrapping paper
left in shreds on the floor, as everyone marvelled at their presents. But it was not quite so in one Neohome...
The stress is about to end. I've put together the guide to a perfect, simple
Christmas, away from crazy shoppers, who have incidentally become crazier as
it's getting closer to Christmas. This year will be different.
|Paint Brush Polls: Baby|
Once again there was
a wonderful turn-out of users voting in this exceptionally difficult poll--difficult
in part because there are currently 52 pet species that can go Baby!