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The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part One

The sun was shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...

by trisshamster
Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part One

Zhou peered curiously at the red light beaming across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted. "Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."

by reggieman721
Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part One

Sam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...

by kaylamdal111112
A Very Feepit Christmas: Part One

SPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her Faerie Peophin sister...

by rainpaint
 
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The Worst Gifts



Every year every pet, and owner, runs into the same problem; what to do with those unwanted, unneeded, and just plain weird Christmas gifts you received from your mischievous sibling, distant second cousin, and your weird aunt. Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst...



Other Stories


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A Backwards Christmas
"I wanted to know what pets with x's were getting for Christmas."

by jupeboxgal

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Christmas with the Hollidays
Flora wasn't even listening. "Ohemgee!" she suddenly burst out, causing her daughters to wince. "Your daddy's coming home in three days!"

Also by ssjelitegirl

by dan4884


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Paint Brush Polls: Baby
Once again there was a wonderful turn-out of users voting in this exceptionally difficult poll--difficult in part because there are currently 52 pet species that can go Baby!

by kallykat_03

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I File for Irreconcilable Differences
I am here to tell you that everything you've heard is a lie. Yes, drop your Illusen-themed toys now to listen in horror as I tell you the truth about your favourite little Earth Faerie.

by _daydreams

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And the Meepits Outgrabe - Christmas Special
We have a special visitor this year...

by kittylin

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O To Be Grey
Melted?

by specialed_squad



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