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||Issue: 271 | 22nd day of Celebrating, Y8
|The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part OneThe sun was
shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace
while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...|
|Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part OneZhou peered curiously at the red light beaming
across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted.
"Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."|
|Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part OneSam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The
Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness
showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...|
|A Very Feepit Christmas: Part OneSPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed
over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and
sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her
Faerie Peophin sister...|
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"The Cookies That Wouldn't Crisp" by changethew0rld
Zhehi smiled as she finished cutting her cookies into festive shapes, sliding a fresh sheet of cookies into her antique oven to bake. Her hands moved deftly, quickly icing a cooled batch of cookies and coating them in sprinkles. She arranged her finished cookies...
|Sloth's Christmas Carol|
Sloth sat still for a moment, entirely stunned
by such preposterously insubordinate behavior from one of his highest ranking,
most loyal, most ferocious commanders. Then he surged to his feet in a fury,
both fists coming down knuckles-first on the desk with a bang. "The Three WHAT?"
|The Greatest Christmas Ever|
A great way to spend Christmas! Note to self:
Don't spend any more nights in 2 degree-weather! He added that to his already-rather-long
list of mental notes and things to do, getting a bit more annoyed by the second...
|Taking an SDB Tour|
As my pets chatted excitedly
about the upcoming holidays, I began wondering what advent items I still had
in my box. I realized that I had saved everything last year...