|Chet Flash wuz here
||Issue: 271 | 22nd day of Celebrating, Y8
|The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part OneThe sun was
shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace
while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...|
|Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part OneZhou peered curiously at the red light beaming
across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted.
"Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."|
|Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part OneSam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The
Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness
showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...|
|A Very Feepit Christmas: Part OneSPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed
over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and
sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her
Faerie Peophin sister...|
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The Worst Gifts
Every year every pet, and owner, runs into the same problem; what to do with those unwanted, unneeded, and just plain weird Christmas gifts you received from your mischievous sibling, distant second cousin, and your weird aunt. Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst...
|Sloth's Christmas Carol|
Sloth sat still for a moment, entirely stunned
by such preposterously insubordinate behavior from one of his highest ranking,
most loyal, most ferocious commanders. Then he surged to his feet in a fury,
both fists coming down knuckles-first on the desk with a bang. "The Three WHAT?"
|This Christmas Day|
Serenity sighed and tried to cheer herself. It
was, after all, Christmas Eve, and why should she let a dismal mood depress
the spirits of the joyous holiday?
|The Truth About Scarblade|
Why did Scarblade
want to destroy Maraqua in the first place? He may be nasty, but he did not seem
nasty enough to destroy entire civilizations because he was bored.