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In Praise of the Unpainted Pet

In fact, just how many Neopians sit down with their pets before painting them and discuss the pitfalls of what their new color will be? A pet should have a say in such a total and permanent change.

by _tangerina_
Seven 'Great' Tactics To Get A Faerie Quest

Their effectiveness may vary depending on what type of faerie you try*. So, here are some great** tactics for getting a quest, and what may come of them!

by wascoolest123
The Petpet Awards Ceremony

Ladies and gentlemen. Please take your seats. Thank you for coming today for the 5th annual PAC (Petpet Awards Ceremony)...

by machoman3
20 Ways To Make Neopets More Fun

1. Paint all Neopets chocolate. It's just so obvious. I mean, pets and chocolate are great separately, but when put together, my gosh have you got yourself a combination!

by torturerose
Travelling to Shenkuu?

An eye-opener for those travelling to the land of Shenkuu.

by doorbell_dog
Neodinery

No one is taking the time to eat well and look after themselves because they're too busy playing Yooyuball, exploring new continents, fighting in the Battledome and gambling. When your schedule is so hectic, it's easy to give up on nutrition and grab the nearest thing at hand.

by demonlightreal
Five Years of Food Club

After my daily visit to Krawk Island to support my favorite Food Club pirate (and hopefully collecting big winnings), I was lucky enough to get an interview with him. Of course, he's none other than the only Scorchio pirate in Food Club, The Tailhook Kid.

by blackcairn
A Day in the Life: A Pet Personality Quiz

Have you ever wondered what you would be like if you were a Neopet? Then this is the right quiz for you!

by buggybounce
Out of the Storm and into the Hot Seat

Hoban the Navigator is definitely the man, or should we say, Aisha of the moment since the great search and rescue mission mounted by millions of concerned Neopians concluded recently...

by negative_feedback
Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Kadoaties

Have you ever wondered what goes on in a Kadoatie's mind? Are they really plotting against all of the other petpets to be the cutest in all of Neopia? Do they seriously need to be fed every thirty minutes or so? Oh, and the most important question of them all...

by thisillusionoflove
Chocolate Neopet Care Guide

To be a chocolate Neopet owner you have to have the right tools for the job. You will just need 10 simple items to help your sweet Neopet survive this world full of hungry Neopets.

by mythol3025
It's OK to be a Pack Rat!

Once most people have earned the Pack Rat avatar and filled their Safety Deposit Box with inexpensive items, they empty it all back out and make a profit. This article isn't about that. This is for the people who keep everything.

by meluvsasami
 
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"Jealousy: A Tale of Two Salesmen" by firehazzard
Smitty was now on the porch. He looked about as though he was about to jump into a pit of brainrolls and rotten neggs that had been conveniently left in the road. In short he looked as though he was going to vomit. He knocked on the door. Once, twice. No answer...




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Petpet Problems
I heard the low sound of thunder in the distance. "Oh, no," I thought. "Here we go again." I sat on the floor, still hugging Chip, hoping he hadn't felt it or heard it...

by nybanonpu

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Jealousy: A Tale of Two Salesmen
"Smitty, Smitty, Smitty. There are some things, some situations in life that you must accomplish by yourself. By yourself," she repeated for emphasis...

by firehazzard

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How to Be a Fire Faerie: Part Four
I held out my hands, trying not to look at the sea of faerie faces in front of me, all eyes looking expectantly at me. I felt for my magic, and pushed it out of my hands - but nothing happened...

by purplefire_hawk

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Needed Adventure: Part Eight
Time went on, and so did the experiments. The hours turned into days, and days into weeks, and Enzo realized suddenly one day that he had lost count of how long he'd been there. He realized just as suddenly that he had ceased to care...

by tdyans

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The Neo397s
How are you holding that thing?

by isaiahdjkim

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Popular Misconceptions
Y r u all dimm wittud?

by squire_genevieve



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