|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 261 | 13th day of Collecting, Y8
|In Praise of the Unpainted PetIn fact, just how many Neopians sit down
with their pets before painting them and discuss the pitfalls of what their
new color will be? A pet should have a say in such a total and permanent change.|
|Seven 'Great' Tactics To Get A Faerie QuestTheir effectiveness may vary depending
on what type of faerie you try*. So, here are some great** tactics for getting
a quest, and what may come of them!|
|The Petpet Awards CeremonyLadies and gentlemen. Please take your seats. Thank you for coming today for
the 5th annual PAC (Petpet Awards Ceremony)...|
|20 Ways To Make Neopets More Fun1. Paint all Neopets chocolate. It's just so obvious. I mean, pets and chocolate
are great separately, but when put together, my gosh have you got yourself a
|Travelling to Shenkuu?An eye-opener for those travelling to the land of Shenkuu.|
|NeodineryNo one is taking the time to eat well and look after themselves
because they're too busy playing Yooyuball, exploring new continents, fighting
in the Battledome and gambling. When your schedule is so hectic, it's easy to
give up on nutrition and grab the nearest thing at hand. |
|Five Years of Food ClubAfter my daily visit to Krawk Island to support my favorite Food Club pirate
(and hopefully collecting big winnings), I was lucky enough to get an interview
with him. Of course, he's none other than the only Scorchio pirate in Food Club,
The Tailhook Kid.|
|A Day in the Life: A Pet Personality QuizHave you ever wondered what you would
be like if you were a Neopet? Then this is the right quiz for you!|
|Out of the Storm and into the Hot SeatHoban the Navigator is definitely the man, or should we say, Aisha of the moment
since the great search and rescue mission mounted by millions of concerned Neopians
|Everything You Never Wanted to Know About KadoatiesHave you ever wondered what goes on in a Kadoatie's mind? Are
they really plotting against all of the other petpets to be the cutest in all
of Neopia? Do they seriously need to be fed every thirty minutes or so? Oh, and
the most important question of them all... |
|Chocolate Neopet Care GuideTo be a chocolate Neopet owner you have to have the right tools for the job.
You will just need 10 simple items to help your sweet Neopet survive this world
full of hungry Neopets.|
|It's OK to be a Pack Rat!Once most people have earned the Pack Rat avatar and filled their Safety Deposit
Box with inexpensive items, they empty it all back out and make a profit. This
article isn't about that. This is for the people who keep everything. |
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"Jealousy: A Tale of Two Salesmen" by firehazzard
Smitty was now on the porch. He looked about as though he was about to jump into a pit of brainrolls and rotten neggs that had been conveniently left in the road. In short he looked as though he was going to vomit. He knocked on the door. Once, twice. No answer...
|The Pains of Being an Avatar Pet|
"See that? He got that avatar 'cuz of me. That's an Island Quiggle avatar. My avatar." I was so obsessed with my avatar that my first word was, in fact, avatar. My world was turned upside down when my owner pounded me to a friend...
I heard the low sound of
thunder in the distance. "Oh, no," I thought. "Here we go again." I sat on the
floor, still hugging Chip, hoping he hadn't felt it or heard it...
|Fire and Gold: Part Three|
"You know, I've never
seen a Faerie before. There's kind of a shortage of them in the Haunted Woods.
I guess they like it somewhere prettier..."