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||Issue: 261 | 13th day of Collecting, Y8
|Needed Adventure: Part EightTime went on, and so did the experiments. The hours turned into days, and days into weeks, and Enzo realized suddenly one day that he had lost count of how long he'd been there. He realized just as suddenly that he had ceased
|They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part EightAs they were strolling down the aisles of the Food
Store, Mel had been trying to pluck up the courage to ask her owner something
she was dying to know...|
|Beauty of the Snow: Part FiveThey bought a thick jacket for her; though at
first it seemed much too warm, as they proceeded back to Inga's apartment Lia
found herself getting colder and colder, until she was shivering even with the
|How to Be a Fire Faerie: Part FourI held out my hands, trying not to look at the sea of faerie faces in front of me, all eyes looking expectantly at me. I felt for my magic, and pushed it out of my hands - but nothing happened...|
|Pinky the Brave: Part ThreeEmakoke pushed herself up to her feet, even though her scrawny legs felt weak from running, and she looked around her while shielding
her eyes from the sun. It was so intense--she hoped they had enough water to last them. "I can't see anyone. In fact, I can't see anything. Just sand..." |
|Fire and Gold: Part Three"You know, I've never
seen a Faerie before. There's kind of a shortage of them in the Haunted Woods.
I guess they like it somewhere prettier..."|
|What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part TwoShe quietly rolled out of bed and grabbed a sneaker lying on the floor next to the bedpost. If anything jumped out at her, she'd be able to protect herself. Now on all fours, Kalina crawled silently over to the closet door. Slowly, she reached up, and...|
|At the AstroVilla: Part Two"Good morning, Miss, how was your first night?" Mr. Griptor smiled at Cypher as she entered
the coffee shop on the fourteenth floor...|
|Xaraak: Part TwoRonako limped in, cast an icy glare in Sayra's
direction, and reported, "Flag on the horizon, Cap'n!"|
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"A Draik and Her Petpet" by jayandcourtneyk
Emmie was overjoyed. She just knew it; she was getting a Petpet for her birthday! "It's in the garage," Emmie's dad said.Chills were going down Emmie's spine as they entered. They heard shuffling from the garage. A Turmac? A Meowclops? A Mallard? Emmie drew her breath...
|The Pains of Being an Avatar Pet|
"See that? He got that avatar 'cuz of me. That's an Island Quiggle avatar. My avatar." I was so obsessed with my avatar that my first word was, in fact, avatar. My world was turned upside down when my owner pounded me to a friend...
The brown Lupe knight truly detested ships; his stomach seemed to be completely
unable to keep up with the rest of his body with all the rocking, swaying and
tossing about that was inevitable when sailing on the ocean...
|20 Ways To Make Neopets More Fun|
1. Paint all Neopets chocolate. It's just so obvious. I mean, pets and chocolate
are great separately, but when put together, my gosh have you got yourself a