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||Issue: 261 | 13th day of Collecting, Y8
|Shmoobling #1Neopian beaches - Getting smaller?!|
|The Neo397sHow are you holding that thing?|
|What a Wonderful CheeseWeeb shudders with fear.|
|Is That Ach y Fi?Yum, carbon dioxide. :P|
|Out Of Whack - Yumm... Non-ExistenceNo pets were harmed in the making of this comic... mostly because they don't exist. :o|
|Blue Dice-A-Roo!So that's where the meepits get their reinforcements from! =o
|Fiesty FreaksOh, I go like this when I'm thinking really hard.|
|Potato Counter's NightmareUh-oh! Now that's hard core counting!|
|Mysterious Cooking Vessel!Ah, the fun of Culinary Concoctions!|
|Swim, Hannah, Swim!Kidding, right?|
|Out of IdeasPlay with me!|
|Explifericity!Noobs were harmed in the making of this comic.
|T3H ULT1M4T3 3B1L!!!11!11*gigglesnort*
Idea by seeing_starz932
|Major Malfunction #23I always knew they were conspiring against us....
|The BoysDon't lie, Adam. We know you made him do it.|
|The Purple Pencil CaseThat doesn't look too comfy...|
|Popular MisconceptionsY r u all dimm wittud?|
|"Inconceivable!"Suitcases are for suits, briefcases are for...?|
|Brothers'n'Sister - Twisted Luck (Paint Brush Luck) IIThat birthday present we gave you...|
|For the GloryFor all its glory and glamour, the life of a Yooyu is not as easy as it may seem.|
|The Art Of Nonsense"It's not working..."|
|The Near SideIt's opposite day!|
|Get the Picture? #ShenkuuThey are a merchant town, after all....
|Strawberry TriflePoor Hoban...|
|Daily Dose - Snowager Alert!How do you steal from the Snowager while he is awake?|
|SplodgeZapping and sulking....|
|Neo-Displacements - Love After It RainsRain + Clouds = Fur?|
|Questionable TasteMutants eat weird things.|
|Off Track: CrokabekI thought it was gonna be a pain in the neck...|
|Little OrbyYou have a new quest!|
|The Reason Kadoaties Aren't Allowed At NeoschoolProof that they can be quite mischievous...|
|Dandilion Tails: On the Therapist's Couch"The Trials and Tribulations of an Avatar Petpet"
Idea by walkaroundstar
|The Locker RoomWhen things go wrong, run away.|
|A Spooky Halloween, pt 2Sorry you weren't able to bite me.|
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Chocolate Pet Protection
With the brand new discovery of Chocolate Neopets, you can sure expect hungry Skeiths, Grarrls, or any hungry Neopet around! Of course, you don't want your Neopet's wing or arm bitten off, so you need to be prepared! To be the owner of a chocolate Neopet, you need to be dedicated...
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After my daily visit to Krawk Island to support my favorite Food Club pirate
(and hopefully collecting big winnings), I was lucky enough to get an interview
with him. Of course, he's none other than the only Scorchio pirate in Food Club,
The Tailhook Kid.
|It's OK to be a Pack Rat!|
Once most people have earned the Pack Rat avatar and filled their Safety Deposit
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article isn't about that. This is for the people who keep everything.
|Pinky the Brave: Part Three|
Emakoke pushed herself up to her feet, even though her scrawny legs felt weak from running, and she looked around her while shielding
her eyes from the sun. It was so intense--she hoped they had enough water to last them. "I can't see anyone. In fact, I can't see anything. Just sand..."