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||Issue: 261 | 13th day of Collecting, Y8
|Shmoobling #1Neopian beaches - Getting smaller?!|
|The Neo397sHow are you holding that thing?|
|What a Wonderful CheeseWeeb shudders with fear.|
|Is That Ach y Fi?Yum, carbon dioxide. :P|
|Out Of Whack - Yumm... Non-ExistenceNo pets were harmed in the making of this comic... mostly because they don't exist. :o|
|Blue Dice-A-Roo!So that's where the meepits get their reinforcements from! =o
|Fiesty FreaksOh, I go like this when I'm thinking really hard.|
|Potato Counter's NightmareUh-oh! Now that's hard core counting!|
|Mysterious Cooking Vessel!Ah, the fun of Culinary Concoctions!|
|Swim, Hannah, Swim!Kidding, right?|
|Out of IdeasPlay with me!|
|Explifericity!Noobs were harmed in the making of this comic.
|T3H ULT1M4T3 3B1L!!!11!11*gigglesnort*
Idea by seeing_starz932
|Major Malfunction #23I always knew they were conspiring against us....
|The BoysDon't lie, Adam. We know you made him do it.|
|The Purple Pencil CaseThat doesn't look too comfy...|
|Popular MisconceptionsY r u all dimm wittud?|
|"Inconceivable!"Suitcases are for suits, briefcases are for...?|
|Brothers'n'Sister - Twisted Luck (Paint Brush Luck) IIThat birthday present we gave you...|
|For the GloryFor all its glory and glamour, the life of a Yooyu is not as easy as it may seem.|
|The Art Of Nonsense"It's not working..."|
|The Near SideIt's opposite day!|
|Get the Picture? #ShenkuuThey are a merchant town, after all....
|Strawberry TriflePoor Hoban...|
|Daily Dose - Snowager Alert!How do you steal from the Snowager while he is awake?|
|SplodgeZapping and sulking....|
|Neo-Displacements - Love After It RainsRain + Clouds = Fur?|
|Questionable TasteMutants eat weird things.|
|Off Track: CrokabekI thought it was gonna be a pain in the neck...|
|Little OrbyYou have a new quest!|
|The Reason Kadoaties Aren't Allowed At NeoschoolProof that they can be quite mischievous...|
|Dandilion Tails: On the Therapist's Couch"The Trials and Tribulations of an Avatar Petpet"
Idea by walkaroundstar
|The Locker RoomWhen things go wrong, run away.|
|A Spooky Halloween, pt 2Sorry you weren't able to bite me.|
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Chocolate Pet Protection
With the brand new discovery of Chocolate Neopets, you can sure expect hungry Skeiths, Grarrls, or any hungry Neopet around! Of course, you don't want your Neopet's wing or arm bitten off, so you need to be prepared! To be the owner of a chocolate Neopet, you need to be dedicated...
|An Unlikely Bond|
An undersized green baby Ixi was weeping, salty
tears pooling around her glossy ebony hooves. Not because she was saddened,
but because it was vital to get herself damp...
No one is taking the time to eat well and look after themselves
because they're too busy playing Yooyuball, exploring new continents, fighting
in the Battledome and gambling. When your schedule is so hectic, it's easy to
give up on nutrition and grab the nearest thing at hand.
|What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part Two|
She quietly rolled out of bed and grabbed a sneaker lying on the floor next to the bedpost. If anything jumped out at her, she'd be able to protect herself. Now on all fours, Kalina crawled silently over to the closet door. Slowly, she reached up, and...