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||Issue: 212 | 14th day of Collecting, Y7
|Help! The Fishing Cavern is Causing Excess Garbage!What else can we do with all this fishing junk that no one wants?|
|The Tax Beast - Evil or Lost Soul?Although not as well known as other monsters, he still has a reputation that
not even Adam would want; he's listed in the Gallery of Evil (Not Adam, the
|Faerie Cloud Racers, the New Trend or Bend?Faerie Cloud Racers, a beloved game, has been changed! *waits until
shocked silence is broken, or gasping has stopped* |
|What Sparks Your Story?|
Sometimes ideas just pop into people’s heads. Sometimes
another writer inspired their writing. Sometimes a question asked by someone
else, a ‘what if’ question, for instance, makes ideas come rolling. But what sparks your story?
|Getting Back to BasicsI wondered how these pets survived with just enough
to eat when my pets could barely go on for a day without their Red Long Hair
Brushes. I thought it over and came to a conclusion: Why couldn’t we survive
like wild pets do? It couldn’t be that hard...|
|Toybox Escape GuideDr. Sloth thought they were useless, and threw them into the toybox. These little
neopets burn, jump, dig, climb, make ramps, and push their way out for freedom.
Careful, they don’t have long, or they’re toast! |
|11 Uses for your Newly Acquired Pile of SootYour poor pet still claims to love their dusty little pile
of petpet but trying to speak or interact with them yields no result. That’s
no fun, is it?|
|Magic Smelly Socks - USEFUL?!Magic Smelly Socks. Wait wait wait! -grabs you by the back of your shirt- Don't worry! There won't
be any demonstrations!|
|An Amateur's Guide to Pterattack (II)This article is to help show you how to bust those evil Pterodactyls out
of Tyrannia. |
|Kreludor InterviewsWell anyway, let's go into the first store! It's... the Kreludan Mining Corp!
It's... a mine?|
|111 Symptoms From the Lost DesertI have put together a list of 111 of the most common symptoms of OLDPD, Obsessive
Lost Desert Plot Disorder.|
|Eyries: Good or Bad?But why is there such a great difference between the heroes and villains? Are
Eyries inherently good or evil?|
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The Lost Desert Disease
I have put together a list of 111 of the most common symptoms of OLDPD, Obsessive Lost Desert Plot Disorder, in honor of the 212th issue of the Neopian Times. Beware, it is spreading very quickly all across Neopia and the only remaining safe place is the Lost Desert, but only because the people who lived there all vanished. Fancy that...
|Walk or Swim|
Faeries, unlike Neopets, do not need to be created;
they just appear. Sierra was watching out for the faintest sound or sign and
pricked up her pointed ears, waiting expectantly...
"Isn't there something we could do?" Kyra exchanged
her gaze to look at the speaker, her brother. "I mean, can't we sell some stuff,
|Escape: Part Two|
In two more steps he realized just why the security
was so lax on this floor. Not three feet in front of him lay an enormous shadow
gelert! Its jaws easily had the magnitude of a grarrl’s...