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||Issue: 212 | 14th day of Collecting, Y7
|Help! The Fishing Cavern is Causing Excess Garbage!What else can we do with all this fishing junk that no one wants?|
|The Tax Beast - Evil or Lost Soul?Although not as well known as other monsters, he still has a reputation that
not even Adam would want; he's listed in the Gallery of Evil (Not Adam, the
|Faerie Cloud Racers, the New Trend or Bend?Faerie Cloud Racers, a beloved game, has been changed! *waits until
shocked silence is broken, or gasping has stopped* |
|What Sparks Your Story?|
Sometimes ideas just pop into people’s heads. Sometimes
another writer inspired their writing. Sometimes a question asked by someone
else, a ‘what if’ question, for instance, makes ideas come rolling. But what sparks your story?
|Getting Back to BasicsI wondered how these pets survived with just enough
to eat when my pets could barely go on for a day without their Red Long Hair
Brushes. I thought it over and came to a conclusion: Why couldn’t we survive
like wild pets do? It couldn’t be that hard...|
|Toybox Escape GuideDr. Sloth thought they were useless, and threw them into the toybox. These little
neopets burn, jump, dig, climb, make ramps, and push their way out for freedom.
Careful, they don’t have long, or they’re toast! |
|11 Uses for your Newly Acquired Pile of SootYour poor pet still claims to love their dusty little pile
of petpet but trying to speak or interact with them yields no result. That’s
no fun, is it?|
|Magic Smelly Socks - USEFUL?!Magic Smelly Socks. Wait wait wait! -grabs you by the back of your shirt- Don't worry! There won't
be any demonstrations!|
|An Amateur's Guide to Pterattack (II)This article is to help show you how to bust those evil Pterodactyls out
of Tyrannia. |
|Kreludor InterviewsWell anyway, let's go into the first store! It's... the Kreludan Mining Corp!
It's... a mine?|
|111 Symptoms From the Lost DesertI have put together a list of 111 of the most common symptoms of OLDPD, Obsessive
Lost Desert Plot Disorder.|
|Eyries: Good or Bad?But why is there such a great difference between the heroes and villains? Are
Eyries inherently good or evil?|
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"Always at Home" by genius5000x
He spent six hours each day serving up food to the tourists and Space Station techies in Grundo's cafe as a measly way to pay for food and rent. He hadn't smiled for ages. What was really cruel was the sight of Neopia in front of him now. It reminded him that he could never go back there...
Sweet covered his ears with his paws. "Okay,
okay, do we really have to know all of that?" He glared at the faerie Acara
who was yakking her mouth off with endless tales of style and who-knew-what...
|Trapped Within a Dream: Part Five|
So it turned out that the bright, celadon green-carpeted
waiting room, Hally realized with a lump in her throat, was truly the most aesthetic
part of the Pound. It didn't get any better for the eyes, or the soul...
|A Hand to Guide You: Part Three|
through the purplish-blackness, I was again grabbed by the hands and whisked
away, this time through a small rip in the fabric of time. I landed with a thud
on a green, grassy hill, tumbling head over heels down the rolling slope...