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Help! The Fishing Cavern is Causing Excess Garbage!

What else can we do with all this fishing junk that no one wants?

by purplepassiony2k
The Tax Beast - Evil or Lost Soul?

Although not as well known as other monsters, he still has a reputation that not even Adam would want; he's listed in the Gallery of Evil (Not Adam, the Tax Beast!).

by podgeb
Faerie Cloud Racers, the New Trend or Bend?

Faerie Cloud Racers, a beloved game, has been changed! *waits until shocked silence is broken, or gasping has stopped*

by unis_lover200
What Sparks Your Story?

Sometimes ideas just pop into people’s heads. Sometimes another writer inspired their writing. Sometimes a question asked by someone else, a ‘what if’ question, for instance, makes ideas come rolling. But what sparks your story?

by kemppotatoe

Getting Back to Basics

I wondered how these pets survived with just enough to eat when my pets could barely go on for a day without their Red Long Hair Brushes. I thought it over and came to a conclusion: Why couldn’t we survive like wild pets do? It couldn’t be that hard...

by horserider12302
Toybox Escape Guide

Dr. Sloth thought they were useless, and threw them into the toybox. These little neopets burn, jump, dig, climb, make ramps, and push their way out for freedom. Careful, they don’t have long, or they’re toast!

by powerzoshi
11 Uses for your Newly Acquired Pile of Soot

Your poor pet still claims to love their dusty little pile of petpet but trying to speak or interact with them yields no result. That’s no fun, is it?

by velveteen
Magic Smelly Socks - USEFUL?!

Magic Smelly Socks. Wait wait wait! -grabs you by the back of your shirt- Don't worry! There won't be any demonstrations!

by fip
An Amateur's Guide to Pterattack (II)

This article is to help show you how to bust those evil Pterodactyls out of Tyrannia.

by brytelytex001
Kreludor Interviews

Well anyway, let's go into the first store! It's... the Kreludan Mining Corp! It's... a mine?

by mooniebunnypenny
111 Symptoms From the Lost Desert

I have put together a list of 111 of the most common symptoms of OLDPD, Obsessive Lost Desert Plot Disorder.

by kristine2467
Eyries: Good or Bad?

But why is there such a great difference between the heroes and villains? Are Eyries inherently good or evil?

by dragonlover8560
 
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I have put together a list of 111 of the most common symptoms of OLDPD, Obsessive Lost Desert Plot Disorder, in honor of the 212th issue of the Neopian Times. Beware, it is spreading very quickly all across Neopia and the only remaining safe place is the Lost Desert, but only because the people who lived there all vanished. Fancy that...



Other Stories


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Walk or Swim
Faeries, unlike Neopets, do not need to be created; they just appear. Sierra was watching out for the faintest sound or sign and pricked up her pointed ears, waiting expectantly...

by digital_microwave

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Gallery Blues
"Isn't there something we could do?" Kyra exchanged her gaze to look at the speaker, her brother. "I mean, can't we sell some stuff, or something?"

by falcon970

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Ummagine: Part Three
From here he was close enough to see. That fat blue Skeith Jamaar had been a fool, holding the white Ummagine in his hand...

by shadowcristal

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Escape: Part Two
In two more steps he realized just why the security was so lax on this floor. Not three feet in front of him lay an enormous shadow gelert! Its jaws easily had the magnitude of a grarrl’s...

by firedragon9078

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OH NOES!!
Refresh! Refresh!

by nelldoggie

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Lupe Crackers
Sometimes you just need to think outside the square...

by jbear113



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