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Help! The Fishing Cavern is Causing Excess Garbage!

What else can we do with all this fishing junk that no one wants?

by purplepassiony2k
The Tax Beast - Evil or Lost Soul?

Although not as well known as other monsters, he still has a reputation that not even Adam would want; he's listed in the Gallery of Evil (Not Adam, the Tax Beast!).

by podgeb
Faerie Cloud Racers, the New Trend or Bend?

Faerie Cloud Racers, a beloved game, has been changed! *waits until shocked silence is broken, or gasping has stopped*

by unis_lover200
What Sparks Your Story?

Sometimes ideas just pop into people’s heads. Sometimes another writer inspired their writing. Sometimes a question asked by someone else, a ‘what if’ question, for instance, makes ideas come rolling. But what sparks your story?

by kemppotatoe

Getting Back to Basics

I wondered how these pets survived with just enough to eat when my pets could barely go on for a day without their Red Long Hair Brushes. I thought it over and came to a conclusion: Why couldn’t we survive like wild pets do? It couldn’t be that hard...

by horserider12302
Toybox Escape Guide

Dr. Sloth thought they were useless, and threw them into the toybox. These little neopets burn, jump, dig, climb, make ramps, and push their way out for freedom. Careful, they don’t have long, or they’re toast!

by powerzoshi
11 Uses for your Newly Acquired Pile of Soot

Your poor pet still claims to love their dusty little pile of petpet but trying to speak or interact with them yields no result. That’s no fun, is it?

by velveteen
Magic Smelly Socks - USEFUL?!

Magic Smelly Socks. Wait wait wait! -grabs you by the back of your shirt- Don't worry! There won't be any demonstrations!

by fip
An Amateur's Guide to Pterattack (II)

This article is to help show you how to bust those evil Pterodactyls out of Tyrannia.

by brytelytex001
Kreludor Interviews

Well anyway, let's go into the first store! It's... the Kreludan Mining Corp! It's... a mine?

by mooniebunnypenny
111 Symptoms From the Lost Desert

I have put together a list of 111 of the most common symptoms of OLDPD, Obsessive Lost Desert Plot Disorder.

by kristine2467
Eyries: Good or Bad?

But why is there such a great difference between the heroes and villains? Are Eyries inherently good or evil?

by dragonlover8560
 
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"Always at Home" by genius5000x
He spent six hours each day serving up food to the tourists and Space Station techies in Grundo's cafe as a measly way to pay for food and rent. He hadn't smiled for ages. What was really cruel was the sight of Neopia in front of him now. It reminded him that he could never go back there...




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How to Have Fun With the Lab Map
 "Ohhh, Lay! Come see what I've got for you! " My owner's singsong voice came from the door...

by for_making_layouts

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Chatterbox
Sweet covered his ears with his paws. "Okay, okay, do we really have to know all of that?" He glared at the faerie Acara who was yakking her mouth off with endless tales of style and who-knew-what...

by precious_katuch14

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Trapped Within a Dream: Part Five
So it turned out that the bright, celadon green-carpeted waiting room, Hally realized with a lump in her throat, was truly the most aesthetic part of the Pound. It didn't get any better for the eyes, or the soul...

by chibicelchan

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A Hand to Guide You: Part Three
While traveling through the purplish-blackness, I was again grabbed by the hands and whisked away, this time through a small rip in the fabric of time. I landed with a thud on a green, grassy hill, tumbling head over heels down the rolling slope...

by spunkyclaire

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Autumn Fun!
Neopets everywhere are celebrating Autumn!

by cutiekitty234

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Lupe Crackers
Sometimes you just need to think outside the square...

by jbear113



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