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Nerkmid Mania

Did it ... work?

Art by cami_v27

by jazz_invincible

Teed Off

It was horrible!

by plaquenil
Sand Hassle Castle

What kind of Neopet are you?

by goldchocobo21
A Spooky Halloween, Part 2

Keep trying...

by ghostkomorichu
Randomness No. 1

To the Petpet Puddle!

by acdc83
As Much as a Bori Can Take

Do you think anyone'll notice? Naaaah.....

by kudou
Nonsensanity

Pfft! No wonder they hardly ever restock those petpets...

by verallien
OH NOES!!

Refresh! Refresh!

by nelldoggie
Cross Word Puzzles

13 got me Down, and 27 got me VERY uh, Cross...

Art by x_b0b0_x

by patjade

Earn Your Stripes

It's definitely the bait.

by bacon_hawk
Pie = Bad??!!

This was random...

by wild_iced
Tomb Trouble

When the going gets tough...

Also by jelly_bean_qween

by sweetie_me274

CANNONBALL!

Hmm... I wonder if it works.

by hairspray_holds
Of Slorgs and Sludge

Hold still now...

by youlootamax
Neopian Neophyte

Who wouldn't? o_O

by leedom111
Play with Troggops & Relamus

*squeak*

by gelertloverrrr
Autumn Fun!

Neopets everywhere are celebrating Autumn!

by cutiekitty234
A Hardly Educational Mess

So how do I look?

by intwae
Neo Mania!

ZOOOOOOOOOOM!

by unis_lover200
My Life as a Strawberry

Funny shaped cakes.

by ninavogel
Darkest Place

Little help?

by dark_elfa
R.A.G.

Oh wow!

by stormeyeddreamer
Lost and Found?

"Have you seen my brother?"

Also by effinluna

by mao_mau

Bit Out

When Battledome items go bad...

by meowr
Fiesty Freaks

Oh my gosh!

by eevilbirdiezuh
The Lab Ray Blues

CAUTION: The Labray won't always make you happy.

by spongebobfan484
NeoComp

Stuff 'em all in...

by chibikatza
Lupe Crackers

Sometimes you just need to think outside the square...

by jbear113
Welcome to Kreludor!

Gravity is currently 12% that of Neopia. Boing!

by ickessler
Wockys Don't Wear Overalls

In which James finds it difficult to get some privacy.

by great_kougyoku
Peck: Caught up in the Lost Desert Plot

Bozo_bee finds himself a little too involved with the Lost Desert Plot...

by highgeenie
Bzap!

Whrrrrr...

by ywerze
"Eeries"

How do you like my new Halloween costume?

by kikiscamps_mom
Prince Jazan's Effect on Tourism

Stop Prince Jazan now for the sake of Neopia's economy!!!

by k_aren_z
Temple of 1000 Pets

New confusion...

by icefoxer
The Adventures of Karia & Roo

*creeps along passageway*

Also by watershipknl

by boogleloo

 
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The Lost Desert Disease



I have put together a list of 111 of the most common symptoms of OLDPD, Obsessive Lost Desert Plot Disorder, in honor of the 212th issue of the Neopian Times. Beware, it is spreading very quickly all across Neopia and the only remaining safe place is the Lost Desert, but only because the people who lived there all vanished. Fancy that...



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The Daring Dish Dash
Tippy the Snowbunny did the only thing a Snowbunny of his height, weight, personal emotions, social standings, income, fur color and ear length would do. He screeched at the top of his lungs.

by katiea14

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Chatterbox
Sweet covered his ears with his paws. "Okay, okay, do we really have to know all of that?" He glared at the faerie Acara who was yakking her mouth off with endless tales of style and who-knew-what...

by precious_katuch14

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What Sparks Your Story?

Sometimes ideas just pop into people’s heads. Sometimes another writer inspired their writing. Sometimes a question asked by someone else, a ‘what if’ question, for instance, makes ideas come rolling. But what sparks your story?

by kemppotatoe


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Toybox Escape Guide
Dr. Sloth thought they were useless, and threw them into the toybox. These little neopets burn, jump, dig, climb, make ramps, and push their way out for freedom. Careful, they don’t have long, or they’re toast!

by powerzoshi

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Rivalry - Part One
The normally pirate colored Lupess stretched her arms over her head to warm up stiff muscles. It's three weeks until the Day of Giving, she thought. Jeran and Khalyen have better get me something nice to make up for this...

by nimras23

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The Jackals of Sakhmet - Kasha's Plot: Part Three
"Quick, hide!" Lee whispered fiercely, tugging on Omar's robes and pulling him behind the closest shelf. The two of them hastily disguised themselves in the shadows of the towering shelves...

by arrielle5



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