|Caution: Quills may be sharp
||Issue: 201 | 29th day of Swimming, Y7
|24 Contests for People Who Can't Win ThemLucky for you unlucky entrants, Neopets has just released 24 new contests designed for people who can't win anything!|
|50 Ways to Seem Like a Better Fisherman than You Really Are10. Claim to have trapped millions of fish in one of the secret compartments
of a Zen desk. |
|Your Kind of WealthOne million in a bank account
is a definite sign of wealth, but it’s not the only way. Let’s take a look at
the most common kinds! |
|How to Earn Major Np from Game ChallengesWell,
this new gaming bonanza has taken Neopian gamers by storm; what could be better
than simply posting scores of games you love to play, and earning NP from it!|
|Exploring Neopia: Finding the Lost Desert PetpetsToday, I'll
be leading you through the vast sand dunes of the Lost Desert, where we'll find
some of the rarest petpets in all of Neopia!|
|Mootix Drop Made EasyThere’s practice, patience, wind, barrel rolling, landing,
practice and patience (and practice, and patience).|
|An Interview with TarlaI entered Tarla's Shop of Mystery, in
time to hear her say with a giggle, "Oops! - I guess I don't have any items for
you right now."|
|How to Be an Awesome RaterWhy are they getting the score they’re getting?
What are they missing to get the perfect 10? What did they like about it to
give it a perfect 10? They’re leaving out the details. |
|Guide to the Petpet BattledomeOnly weaklings use equipment! Real Neopians fight without any additional
weapons or items of any kind!|
|The LAZIEST Neopians!!!Have you ever gotten a quest from the Faerie Queen? Not many Neopians have.
And I can see why...|
|Carnival of Terror- Tips From a ChampionWorry not, fellow Sloth minions! He'll never run out of clowns, so shoot
as many as you want! |
|No Petpets Were Injured in the Firing of This CannonYarrrr...|
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"Adventures of Star" by dancingqween888
I regret naming her Star. Stars are supposed to be barely noticeable unless they are scattered across the sky at midnight. Star, however, is more like an asteroid headed for planet Neopia...
She adjusted the lens until it was fixed
perfectly on the building she theorized as Sloth’s hideout. She gasped, “I knew
The Lenny grew rather attached to the Spyders. So, for each pet that
walked into her store to buy a Spyder, an interview was conducted...
|EndingArrow: Part Six|
The scent of burning incense
reached my nostrils, murals adorned the walls, scenes of Frey's deeds, and in
the centre of the room was a large boulder, like a miniature plateau...