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24 Contests for People Who Can't Win Them

Lucky for you unlucky entrants, Neopets has just released 24 new contests designed for people who can't win anything!

by pup_luv166
50 Ways to Seem Like a Better Fisherman than You Really Are

10. Claim to have trapped millions of fish in one of the secret compartments of a Zen desk.

by alialadyoftheknife
Your Kind of Wealth

One million in a bank account is a definite sign of wealth, but it’s not the only way. Let’s take a look at the most common kinds!

by shadowcristal
How to Earn Major Np from Game Challenges

Well, this new gaming bonanza has taken Neopian gamers by storm; what could be better than simply posting scores of games you love to play, and earning NP from it!

by nyyankeesfan72
Exploring Neopia: Finding the Lost Desert Petpets

Today, I'll be leading you through the vast sand dunes of the Lost Desert, where we'll find some of the rarest petpets in all of Neopia!

by phsycoticdancer
Mootix Drop Made Easy

There’s practice, patience, wind, barrel rolling, landing, practice and patience (and practice, and patience).

by duke_of_earl
An Interview with Tarla

I entered Tarla's Shop of Mystery, in time to hear her say with a giggle, "Oops! - I guess I don't have any items for you right now."

by zutcree
How to Be an Awesome Rater

Why are they getting the score they’re getting? What are they missing to get the perfect 10? What did they like about it to give it a perfect 10? They’re leaving out the details.

by oozemutt1982
Guide to the Petpet Battledome

Only weaklings use equipment! Real Neopians fight without any additional weapons or items of any kind!

by newageanubis
The LAZIEST Neopians!!!

Have you ever gotten a quest from the Faerie Queen? Not many Neopians have. And I can see why...

by emslyacting
Carnival of Terror- Tips From a Champion

Worry not, fellow Sloth minions! He'll never run out of clowns, so shoot as many as you want!

by jelly_bean_qween
No Petpets Were Injured in the Firing of This Cannon


by numbertwelve
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"Adventures of Star" by dancingqween888
I regret naming her Star. Stars are supposed to be barely noticeable unless they are scattered across the sky at midnight. Star, however, is more like an asteroid headed for planet Neopia...

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She adjusted the lens until it was fixed perfectly on the building she theorized as Sloth’s hideout. She gasped, “I knew it!”

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The scent of burning incense reached my nostrils, murals adorned the walls, scenes of Frey's deeds, and in the centre of the room was a large boulder, like a miniature plateau...

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The Grundo Way
What some people will do just to get an avatar.

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