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24 Contests for People Who Can't Win Them

Lucky for you unlucky entrants, Neopets has just released 24 new contests designed for people who can't win anything!

by pup_luv166
50 Ways to Seem Like a Better Fisherman than You Really Are

10. Claim to have trapped millions of fish in one of the secret compartments of a Zen desk.

by alialadyoftheknife
Your Kind of Wealth

One million in a bank account is a definite sign of wealth, but it’s not the only way. Let’s take a look at the most common kinds!

by shadowcristal
How to Earn Major Np from Game Challenges

Well, this new gaming bonanza has taken Neopian gamers by storm; what could be better than simply posting scores of games you love to play, and earning NP from it!

by nyyankeesfan72
Exploring Neopia: Finding the Lost Desert Petpets

Today, I'll be leading you through the vast sand dunes of the Lost Desert, where we'll find some of the rarest petpets in all of Neopia!

by phsycoticdancer
Mootix Drop Made Easy

There’s practice, patience, wind, barrel rolling, landing, practice and patience (and practice, and patience).

by duke_of_earl
An Interview with Tarla

I entered Tarla's Shop of Mystery, in time to hear her say with a giggle, "Oops! - I guess I don't have any items for you right now."

by zutcree
How to Be an Awesome Rater

Why are they getting the score they’re getting? What are they missing to get the perfect 10? What did they like about it to give it a perfect 10? They’re leaving out the details.

by oozemutt1982
Guide to the Petpet Battledome

Only weaklings use equipment! Real Neopians fight without any additional weapons or items of any kind!

by newageanubis
The LAZIEST Neopians!!!

Have you ever gotten a quest from the Faerie Queen? Not many Neopians have. And I can see why...

by emslyacting
Carnival of Terror- Tips From a Champion

Worry not, fellow Sloth minions! He'll never run out of clowns, so shoot as many as you want!

by jelly_bean_qween
No Petpets Were Injured in the Firing of This Cannon

Yarrrr...

by numbertwelve
 
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"Second-Place Sammy" by sweetie_me274
Sammy always competed in the contest in the summer and the one in the winter. To her dismay, she would always come in second place (and was therefore known as Second-Place Sammy)...




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Black and White
Thirsty. Beyond thirsty. Three weeks of continuous walking, and one week of dry desert surroundings had started to take its toll...

by christinetran

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Second-Place Sammy
As the judges said, she was fantastic on the ice, but didn't have the grace and elegance it took to be the best. This time, though, the Bruce had practiced and practiced and was sure it would be different...

by sweetie_me274

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Home < High Seas: Part Six
The sails nearly hurt the eyes, spun of shimmering cloth-of-gold as they were, and the heavy main lines securing the masts were laced with gold wire. For the 'Tonne wasn't just a cargo ship...

by destervetha

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Storm: Part One
Hary was still having the time of her life and Nina was still giggling when something changed. The area Hary had been swimming in was relatively empty before, but now everybody was gone...

by hottamale0774

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Kougra Mischief
Maybe faeries should be a bit smarter about who they choose to do quests for them....

by aewolf165

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Reality Chex
Still spinning...

by thessprincess



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