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	24 Contests for People Who Can't Win Them Lucky for you unlucky entrants, Neopets has just released 24 new contests designed for people who can't win anything! by pup_luv166
	50 Ways to Seem Like a Better Fisherman than You Really Are 10. Claim to have trapped millions of fish in one of the secret compartments of a Zen desk. by alialadyoftheknife
	Your Kind of Wealth One million in a bank account is a definite sign of wealth, but it’s not the only way. Let’s take a look at the most common kinds! by shadowcristal
	How to Earn Major Np from Game Challenges Well, this new gaming bonanza has taken Neopian gamers by storm; what could be better than simply posting scores of games you love to play, and earning NP from it! by nyyankeesfan72
	Exploring Neopia: Finding the Lost Desert Petpets Today, I'll be leading you through the vast sand dunes of the Lost Desert, where we'll find some of the rarest petpets in all of Neopia! by phsycoticdancer
	Mootix Drop Made Easy There’s practice, patience, wind, barrel rolling, landing, practice and patience (and practice, and patience). by duke_of_earl
	An Interview with Tarla I entered Tarla's Shop of Mystery, in time to hear her say with a giggle, "Oops! - I guess I don't have any items for you right now." by zutcree
	How to Be an Awesome Rater Why are they getting the score they’re getting? What are they missing to get the perfect 10? What did they like about it to give it a perfect 10? They’re leaving out the details. by oozemutt1982
	Guide to the Petpet Battledome Only weaklings use equipment! Real Neopians fight without any additional weapons or items of any kind! by newageanubis
	The LAZIEST Neopians!!! Have you ever gotten a quest from the Faerie Queen? Not many Neopians have. And I can see why... by emslyacting
	Carnival of Terror- Tips From a Champion Worry not, fellow Sloth minions! He'll never run out of clowns, so shoot as many as you want! by jelly_bean_qween
	No Petpets Were Injured in the Firing of This Cannon Yarrrr... by numbertwelve

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Cannon Fodder?

I was appalled when I learned of a new craze sweeping the nation of Krawk Island: Petpet Cannonball! Agh! Just hearing those two words together makes me cringe. The thought of launching a helpless Petpet from the barrel end of a cannon...

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Unexpected Fishing Expedition
"What in the world…?" was all she could say after she took a good long look at her "huge fish."

by youkos_lil_fox

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Arachnophobia
The Lenny grew rather attached to the Spyders. So, for each pet that walked into her store to buy a Spyder, an interview was conducted...

by shadih_temporary

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Home < High Seas: Part Six
The sails nearly hurt the eyes, spun of shimmering cloth-of-gold as they were, and the heavy main lines securing the masts were laced with gold wire. For the 'Tonne wasn't just a cargo ship...

by destervetha

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The Legend of the Sword of Apocalypse: Part One
Reidar stared hard at the furnace he had lit, and the materials he had strewn onto his table. "It has to be perfect," he muttered. "I cannot let the queen down."

by precious_katuch14

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Weapon... or Food?
Taste that!

by sunshine_1470

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Notions and Nonsense
I was going to give this a subtitle, but I forgot where I put it.

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