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24 Contests for People Who Can't Win Them

Lucky for you unlucky entrants, Neopets has just released 24 new contests designed for people who can't win anything!

by pup_luv166
50 Ways to Seem Like a Better Fisherman than You Really Are

10. Claim to have trapped millions of fish in one of the secret compartments of a Zen desk.

by alialadyoftheknife
Your Kind of Wealth

One million in a bank account is a definite sign of wealth, but it’s not the only way. Let’s take a look at the most common kinds!

by shadowcristal
How to Earn Major Np from Game Challenges

Well, this new gaming bonanza has taken Neopian gamers by storm; what could be better than simply posting scores of games you love to play, and earning NP from it!

by nyyankeesfan72
Exploring Neopia: Finding the Lost Desert Petpets

Today, I'll be leading you through the vast sand dunes of the Lost Desert, where we'll find some of the rarest petpets in all of Neopia!

by phsycoticdancer
Mootix Drop Made Easy

There’s practice, patience, wind, barrel rolling, landing, practice and patience (and practice, and patience).

by duke_of_earl
An Interview with Tarla

I entered Tarla's Shop of Mystery, in time to hear her say with a giggle, "Oops! - I guess I don't have any items for you right now."

by zutcree
How to Be an Awesome Rater

Why are they getting the score they’re getting? What are they missing to get the perfect 10? What did they like about it to give it a perfect 10? They’re leaving out the details.

by oozemutt1982
Guide to the Petpet Battledome

Only weaklings use equipment! Real Neopians fight without any additional weapons or items of any kind!

by newageanubis
The LAZIEST Neopians!!!

Have you ever gotten a quest from the Faerie Queen? Not many Neopians have. And I can see why...

by emslyacting
Carnival of Terror- Tips From a Champion

Worry not, fellow Sloth minions! He'll never run out of clowns, so shoot as many as you want!

by jelly_bean_qween
No Petpets Were Injured in the Firing of This Cannon


by numbertwelve
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Fishing for Fun

Again, you are waiting. Not for the Wheel of Monotony, nor for the Ticket Booth to restock. No, now you're waiting in a cavern at the bottom of the sea, hoping against hope that when you reel in your line there will be a fish at the end of it. Well, here are some tips...

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A Forever Blooming Flower
Rose noticed that the tulips that the Gelert was holding were all dead. "Actually, you can have those for 20 NP. They are useless when they are dead," Rose began.

by socks563


Unexpected Fishing Expedition
"What in the world…?" was all she could say after she took a good long look at her "huge fish."

by youkos_lil_fox


Confessions of a Bookworm: Part Three
If you've stayed at one place way too long and not moved once, you'll probably know that people see you in a certain way right from the beginning, and those views won't change as long as you're still there...

by shadowcristal


Home < High Seas: Part Six
The sails nearly hurt the eyes, spun of shimmering cloth-of-gold as they were, and the heavy main lines securing the masts were laced with gold wire. For the 'Tonne wasn't just a cargo ship...

by destervetha


Kougra Mischief
Maybe faeries should be a bit smarter about who they choose to do quests for them....

by aewolf165


The "Booby Prize Generator"
That's not a winning ticket...

by plushie_patches

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