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You Have Got to Be KIDDING Me!! (Part 2!)

The eternal question...

Art by oniamuro

by jazz_invincible

Neopian Neophyte

Good thing neomail doesn't need stamps. :P

by leedom111
The "Booby Prize Generator"

That's not a winning ticket...

by plushie_patches
Notions and Nonsense

I was going to give this a subtitle, but I forgot where I put it.

Art by meganium94

by patjade


A picture is worth a thousand words!

by meowth4
A Single Scrap of Sanity

Sub-Quest: Interrogate various villains for information.

by frozen_fire_dragon
Lenny Sack

I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albat-querque.

by ickessler
Random Doodles

...and that guy's KING?!

by the_three_scoogers
A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M.

Boy am I glad that war is over...

by wonderweezel
All My Pretty Ones [v1.2]


by mao_mau
Neopian Circumstances

Dear Tiyl...

by nefily
The Adventure of El Picklesaur Plushie: Episode 4

The one thing every Super Plushie needs is a Super Sidekick!

by dragonball_queen

Location, location, location.

by xtrat

HauntedClaw is very sad.

by ghostkomorichu
Irony Cafe

I guess the rumors are true!

by ahm6190

Where DO Baby Neopets come from, anyway?

by chikkin
Cotton Candy Tree (of Doom!)

Yay, another petpet rock joke! YAYY!

by lingers
Weapon... or Food?

Taste that!

by sunshine_1470
Freak Out!

Ugggh... out of cash :(

by twistyness
Neo Cappucino


by raptor291
Fond Memories: Just Hanging

Just hanging? I bet you don't want to join her this time!

by prettyprincesslady54
Reality Chex

Still spinning...

by thessprincess
As Much as a Bori Can Take

The ultimate food for Aggrajagg.

by kudou
Unfinished Neopian

There's a small problem...

by genoajagscat
The Grundo Way

What some people will do just to get an avatar.

by m0ogster

Have you ever wondered...

Also by cuaglar

by sabretache

T3h Praedius

Praedius has a big mouth.

by arttimo
Something Has Happened


Drawn by sillygirl_543

by tdyans

Kougra Mischief

Maybe faeries should be a bit smarter about who they choose to do quests for them....

by aewolf165
Feelin' Spiffy

Hee hee... still cannot find me!

by purpleplayingpenguin
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Cannon Fodder?

I was appalled when I learned of a new craze sweeping the nation of Krawk Island: Petpet Cannonball! Agh! Just hearing those two words together makes me cringe. The thought of launching a helpless Petpet from the barrel end of a cannon...

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Second-Place Sammy
As the judges said, she was fantastic on the ice, but didn't have the grace and elegance it took to be the best. This time, though, the Bruce had practiced and practiced and was sure it would be different...

by sweetie_me274


The Lenny grew rather attached to the Spyders. So, for each pet that walked into her store to buy a Spyder, an interview was conducted...

by shadih_temporary


How to Be an Awesome Rater
Why are they getting the score they’re getting? What are they missing to get the perfect 10? What did they like about it to give it a perfect 10? They’re leaving out the details.

by oozemutt1982


The LAZIEST Neopians!!!
Have you ever gotten a quest from the Faerie Queen? Not many Neopians have. And I can see why...

by emslyacting


The Pirate Letter: Part Three
I just wanted to waste some time with a silly game. The pirates weren't here yet so I thought it would be a good idea, but I didn't know what this game was...

by czenko28


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Runaway Raindorf - Part Two
There was a nice blue and orange rug that was lying in the doorway and a couple of lamps were on the table and shelves. The house had a warm and welcoming appearance...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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