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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


My conscience will hound me forever. I turn to my potatoes for solace.


Fishing for Fun



Again, you are waiting. Not for the Wheel of Monotony, nor for the Ticket Booth to restock. No, now you're waiting in a cavern at the bottom of the sea, hoping against hope that when you reel in your line there will be a fish at the end of it. Well, here are some tips...

Cannon Fodder?



I was appalled when I learned of a new craze sweeping the nation of Krawk Island: Petpet Cannonball! Agh! Just hearing those two words together makes me cringe. The thought of launching a helpless Petpet from the barrel end of a cannon...

Win at World Challenges


Ah, the sweet smell of victory, and also the sweet smell of pure cash. Well, this new gaming bonanza has taken Neopian gamers by storm; what could be better than simply posting scores of games you love to play, and earning NP from it!

Other Stories
"Sloth's Revenge" by mystic_whisper711
High above him rose a giant missile faced straight towards central Neopia. Sloth let out a cold laugh at the fact that the helpless Neopets had no idea what fateful doom awaited them...

"Adventures of Star" by dancingqween888
I regret naming her Star. Stars are supposed to be barely noticeable unless they are scattered across the sky at midnight. Star, however, is more like an asteroid headed for planet Neopia...

"Second-Place Sammy" by sweetie_me274
Sammy always competed in the contest in the summer and the one in the winter. To her dismay, she would always come in second place (and was therefore known as Second-Place Sammy)...


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Great stories!


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Mootix Drop Made Easy
There’s practice, patience, wind, barrel rolling, landing, practice and patience (and practice, and patience).

by duke_of_earl

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How to Be an Awesome Rater
Why are they getting the score they’re getting? What are they missing to get the perfect 10? What did they like about it to give it a perfect 10? They’re leaving out the details.

by oozemutt1982

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Irony Cafe
I guess the rumors are true!

by ahm6190

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Twisted Turns Of Fate: Part Three
Lisha's eyes grew wide when she heard her friend scream. "Kayla!" Trembling with cold, she ran to the mouth of the Cave... and gasped...

by __devils_angels__

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Guide to the Petpet Battledome
Only weaklings use equipment! Real Neopians fight without any additional weapons or items of any kind!

by newageanubis



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