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||Issue: 180 | 4th day of Running, Y7
|Game Review: Meepit Juice BreakWhy review this game of all the games in the world of Neopia? |
|Lord Darigan Deserves Justice!Why has Lord Darigan been placed in the Gallery of Evil?|
|Interview with the Hungry MeercaHow does he do it? The ability to eat dozens of neggs in one
minute is quite an appetite. That's why I decided to interview the hungry Meerca
from the new game "Meerca Chase II". |
|Boycott the Tongue Shrinkers!They are nightmares for everyone in Neopia. These villainous ‘THINGS’ may appear
harmless, but they are NOTHING of the sort. |
|Observations of the Wild TigermouseWithout warning, I hear a sound, scritch, scratch, scritch, scratch!
My eyes open just in time to see a red blur flash across my living room floor.|
|Six Steps To Impress King SkarlHe sits upon his throne, looking down on all of his people. He
is known as the Grumpy Old King, which is only a fraction of what he really
|Hidden Treasures: Meri Acres FarmIt’s GDP may be a mere 250,000 NP, and it’s way of life may
seem dreary compared to the fast-paced lives of the Neopian businessperson, but
that’s no reason to overlook this peaceful parcel of countryside. |
|Extreme Devaluation of the NeopointIf I told you I was going to give you something worth one million
Neopoints right now, what would you pick: pure Neopoints, an item worth one million,
or one million in various stocks? |
|A Beginner’s Guide to a Carnival Like No OtherIt has been a long time since we had seen a Carnival of
Terror game guide here in the Times. Today I revisit the past and bring to you
a brand new, updated guide to play this not-so-new game that is tucked in the
|Gadgadsbogen Get Away?So where do you go to get away from the party? The
very opposite end of the world of course. |
|Neopia: Enter the Ninjas!One may wonder
if they’re fighting for good, truth, Christmas and puppies or for their own evil
deeds that will lead to Neopia’s destruction. But most Neopians forget that there has already been a ninja among us for a
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See for the fructose intolerant or the just plain grumpy, Gadgadsbogen is not a time to celebrate; it’s a time to hide out. Gadgadsbogen in fact can be a nightmare for some who want nothing to do with the celebrating and the overdose of fruit induced sugar crazies...
|The Strange Glazed Bowl|
It wasn't just a normal bowl: it was brightly
polished and had been pieced together form bits of broken stained glass windows.
As a whole, the bowl was simply breath taking and unique.
|A Broken Bubble|
"Some Neopians who knew you asked me if they
would like to come here for afternoon tea. I was wondering if you'd like to
play piano for them. You may choose the song you would like to play..."
|The Tale of Tadric's Time: Part Three|
He had his orders and was eager to be about
the business of what would no doubt be the most glorious moment of his career,
but his squire was still absent. No matter - Am'ae was out scouting on Tadric's
command, and would return shortly.