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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


I try to turn away from myself, revolted by my own behavior, by my own thoughts, but I cannot. These wisps of memory, of regret, are all I have-there truly is nowhere I can hide. So I am forced back into the darkest regions of my own mind...


Gadgadsbogened Out



See for the fructose intolerant or the just plain grumpy, Gadgadsbogen is not a time to celebrate; it’s a time to hide out. Gadgadsbogen in fact can be a nightmare for some who want nothing to do with the celebrating and the overdose of fruit induced sugar crazies...

For What It's Worth



If I told you I was going to give you something worth one million Neopoints right now, what would you pick: pure Neopoints, an item worth one million, or one million in various stocks? If you had to leave Neopia for the next two years, what would you pick?

Entertaining the King


King Skarl calls upon all of Neopia to come to his castle to tell him their best joke. He rates the jokes, for what reason I am not sure. Sometimes the joke has no effect on him. It doesn't make him happier or sadder. Actually, I think that if he says that the joke has no effect on him, it is just because he wasn't listening to you...

Other Stories
"Warbler Vocabulary" by blubblub317
The Grarrl cocked his head around a few times to try and find anything that looked remotely yummy and edible...

"That One Unlucky Night" by fireandwater2121
"I'm sorry, but I needed to see you. Erm... someone told me you're a great detective...

"Ashes" by ikkin_with_attitude
I am not, as I may seem to be from what I have said, dead. I am not a ghost, though I lack life like one...


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Too Literal
Where did you get that weapon?

Art by starcaw

by hottamale0774


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Caged
"Well, think of all those poor pets in the pound-- not the ones with pretty coats or high stats. Think of those rows upon rows of cages, gray and monotonous. It's awful just thinking about it, but what if you had to live there, every day!"

by orginalcliche

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A Beginner’s Guide to a Carnival Like No Other
It has been a long time since we had seen a Carnival of Terror game guide here in the Times. Today I revisit the past and bring to you a brand new, updated guide to play this not-so-new game that is tucked in the far corner...

by scarletrhapsody

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Neopia: Enter the Ninjas!
One may wonder if they’re fighting for good, truth, Christmas and puppies or for their own evil deeds that will lead to Neopia’s destruction. But most Neopians forget that there has already been a ninja among us for a long time...

by gloss_frozen

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Extreme Devaluation of the Neopoint
If I told you I was going to give you something worth one million Neopoints right now, what would you pick: pure Neopoints, an item worth one million, or one million in various stocks?

by sensei_fuzzy



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